Th-thanks, YouTube...?

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

Something about this is super funny to me, every email up to today has just said "Bernie" as you would expect.

I just want to say that 1) AltWatcher is doing the lord's work and 2) the altnps account, in my opinion, needs to be outright banned - and I don't say that merely because I loathe it, but because it's unbelievably unhealthy for this fake, plagiarizing, qanon-lite account to have this influence.

Having any semblance of principles is actually kind of challenging and annoying it turns out.

I love living amidst civil war, it's such a great time, nothing about this is unpleasant at all.

the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit

If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists

This is the face of evil. Look at it. Learn to recognize it. Let it sink deep into your soul that you must take precautions should it ever approach.

I am poisoning the minds of the masses with mahjong. This is good, their cries of "oh wait no that's not a yaku, fuck" are happy cries, yes. Definitely not cries of pain at all.

Friendship ended with quaternions, Euler angles are my new best friend.

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

someone please help me i am having trouble with my

Sometimes things simply are as they appear to be. Shocking, I know!

In the Japanese version of Mario Kart World, the "SPECIAL test of skill" missions are named "Even the Mario Kart staff were surprised!", a reference to the name of the Way Cool course from the Special Zone in Super Mario World. This is why the SPECIAL is in all caps in English.

Sometimes I forget just how much more grunt my desktop has compared to my laptop, but then I do something stupid like trying to process motion capture data and ahahaha oh god my poor laptop.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Thanks. We have folks in our community giving vulnerable students rides to school, and a teacher shared that they were putting small stuffed animals on their dashboards to help kids identify safe cars. ICE picked up on it and started doing the same. Horrifying.

"How mad are you that your package got delayed" I think is going to be a new metric that I use to measure how much of an asshole I think you are.

Damn near everyone I know is sick rn and I'd like to think I'm not because I don't feel it, but I keep sleeping in longer and longer the past few days, so maybe I am and I just can't tell.

chat why is blender so hard, i just wanna make the little guy dance, that's all i want

Michigan weather is so stupid because under any normal circumstances I would see that it's cold and snowy in January and think nothing of it, but it was 50 and raining the other day so it feels wrong.

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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

this is genuinely incredible

Once again running into the problem where I am entirely too committed to the bit for my own good and now I'm trying to figure out how to get fifteen year old game peripherals to act like state of the art technology.

Squirrels are such funny little shits. I can't tell if they're testing their luck by climbing up things that can't support them, or if they just have no concept of balance.

I need people who don’t live in the Twin Cities to stop telling people not to join massive Signal groups right now. People are doing it. They’re going to keep doing it. Give them good advice about it. The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

I just had a package go from "awaiting pickup by USPS" in Oklahoma to "Delivered" in Michigan in about five hours and I have to ask, what was the point of the tracking?

Fun fact, Resolve really does not like handling 20 video layers simultaneously. Who would've guessed?

There is good in the world. Don't forget to find it.

a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

Just awoke to my mother yelling at my father in the other room about how the cop who shot the woman in Minnesota was very much right and how dare he think otherwise, and whoo boy lol. Just goes to show, there really is every kind of person in this world.

TIL there's a Pokemon called Slugma and oh my *god* I am dying.

Getting the tragic news live on the GDQ stage that the Silksong run has been delayed into 2027. Logistically challenging but alas, we will survive.

Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.

Just slept like three hours longer than expected for no apparent reason and honestly? I'm cool with that today lol.

The children yearn for F-Zero.

jonathan ross, who murdered renee nicole good, is local to the area & works out of the st. paul ICE field office, who rock these patches on their uniforms

I've heard some folks describe Clair Obscur as a French JRPG and can I just say, RPOui was *right* there.

To put it in words you might understand, you are a dipshit.

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

It doesn't matter whether I wake up at 2am or 2pm, there's always some unimaginable horror awaiting me in the news. Great time to be alive.

cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"

CES is always the dumbest of the big computing and electronics shows but it's definitely the funniest and that's gotta be worth something.