It's very funny when someone censors their words in such a random and unnecessary context that you can't even put together what they were trying to say.

Credit where it's due, as a long time Star Fox hater, the absolutely nauseating first person controls do make it a slightly more interesting game. Still not enough to make me want it, but a novel innovation in what is otherwise a very straightforward remake.

The weather is miserable again and my brain simply cannot so please enjoy this ancient meme I have saved to my phone.

I continue to be disappointed by every new Zelda announcement because I am waiting on the game where you play as a Korok and just do stupid shit for twenty hours.

Presenting a Jimmy Lightning classical music breakdown.

The culmination of this was Elon being like "Why are we spending tens of millions of dollars watching bugs have sex?" and it was a program on insect mating cycle study to create better targeted pesticide because disrupting mating is pretty damn pivotal irt control.

I love the feeling of waking up with dry eyes because I had to leave my fan on *and* sticky everything else because it's so humid out. Great time of year this is lol.

My state is currently proposing a 50% tax on porn. This would wipe out my income. There is a 15.3% self employment tax and onlyfans takes 20%. This would mean if I was tipped $100, my take home would be $15. This isn't a tax, it's a fucking ban.

Turns out having really long hair that you do almost never do anything to makes it easier to accidentally conceal *from yourself* the degree to which you are balding lol.

are you telling me this guy wasn’t even spying for a foreign country and just made up a fake program to steal gold bars from the federal government? that’s way funnier

Fancy clothing is such an enigma to me. Like, rarely does it look good and rarely does it feel good, so what makes us deem it fancy?

Sometimes you just need to sleep for like eleven hours, sometimes that feels wonderful.

now joining my repertoire of "fun gender-neutral ways to refer to groups of people": sharks (in a shark tank voice)

Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello https://theonion.com/yo-yo-ma-finally-works-up-courage-to-tell-parents-he-quitting-cello/

Ah yes, time for Summer Game Fest. Or as I prefer to call it, the biannual "I can't believe they didn't announce Half-Life 3" show.

Microsoft suddenly deciding to put out a ton of emails to Insiders talking about what they're fixing in Windows has been very funny because half of the bugs they're describing I didn't even know existed. Honestly can't tell if that's good or bad.

many people who would have lived longer will die because of this. he’s one of the most destructive people on the planet.

Tetris The Grand Master 4 just came out on Switch and got a permanent price cut to $25. Excellent game, if you've not given it a go yet then now is a great time to jump in.

It's very funny seeing that they used AI for concepting in the new Tomb Raider remake because what exactly do you need to concept? It's a remake? Of a game that already has a remake? Also baffled they even bothered to disclose that fact, it's not like anybody would've known if it didn't ship.

Oh dear me, this is never a good sign lmao.

Friendly reminder to CA voters still holding your ballots. Don’t mail them as there’s a chance they won’t be postmarked with today’s date. Drop them in the ballot box to ensure your vote is counted. #primaryday

Always worrisome when you look at the discourse of the day and think to yourself "wow, I'm the only person alive who isn't an idiot," but every once in a while it happens.

California, now is the time to see through the misinformation and the bullshit. Now is the time to elect a governor with progressive politics. Don’t let them fool you, California. We can have the California we want. We just have to vote for it.

It's beach time

This is it, this is the best possible way to kick off this month.

Dell releasing an XPS that's a budget machine was not on my bingo card for Computex but it's cool. Just hope the configs on offer actually make sense.

I have something I want to say but it's largely unimportant and I can't figure out how to phrase it so instead here's a picture of Regis Philbin.

The state of the California governor’s race:

When I started playing Riichi City it was basically "what if Mahjong Soul was more beginner friendly and a bit hornier," and it's been very funny watching it slowly evolve into the game with the butt bongos minigame.

SiIvagunner is one of the greatest creative exercises the world has ever seen I swear to god.

It's very funny to me seeing a sign at the gas station that still advertises "unleaded," like yeah, no shit, was I supposed to think otherwise?

And it was opposed by Obama's vice president, a certain senator who is now the minority leader, almost half of his own party in Congress overall, the entire Israel lobby, the entire Gulf lobby, every "serious person" think tank, the Center for American Progress, and more.

Remembering the time I was playing Anomia with some friends and one of them had to name a blog and they said "Dog with a Blog" and we spent the next ten minutes arguing over whether or not that counted as a blog. Somehow the verdict ended up being yes.

IBM ThinkBoy

I am 100% in favor of Sega releasing this game lmao.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

It's funny how having a job application rejected is something I'm happy to have happen at this point because I'm so used to just hearing nothing at all.

The Switch 2 was already a remarkably good value when it launched at $450/$500+game, but now between the PS5 being $650 and the Steam Deck being $780, it's kinda nuts just how good value it is. Even after they raise the price to $500 in September it'll still be super competitive.

This game is fantastic and if you haven't yet played it on PC I highly recommend giving this a shot.

The polarization on my sunglasses is very funny, my phone is only at an apparent full brightness at like 30° rotated counterclockwise.

“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.

Finished the new Donkey Kong tonight. Gotta say, pretty solid game all around but whoooo boy was that ever a tedious final boss, not helped by the absolutely wild framerate drops. Ending on a low note, but still great fun throughout.

It's really annoying how everything has to be a conspiracy theory these days. Even among people who reach reasonable conclusions, they often seem to get there by insane means. Doesn't bode well for the future of our society methinks.