Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

My advice to people, as it has been since the USENET days, is simply this: Everything that can be made public on the Internet one day will be made public. Say what you want and what you feel is necessary, and remember it will be found.

We are in a very broken place that this is not the top news of the day.

I guess I actually was pretty mad about that stupid golden paperweight www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/h...

Playing "what would Steve have done?" is usually a dumb game, but lining up to blow a wannabe autocrat the weekend before they announce another year of the most boring, incremental updates is definitely not it.

Spot on by @anildash.com: “The son of an immigrant, a child of the counterculture, a man offering an unmistakable fuck-you to Big Brother, and a person who, above all, would never kiss the ass of someone who had absolutely awful taste. This was Steve Jobs." www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/h...

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

this is still the single greatest intro ever made for an animated series, an absolute masterpiece on every level

trying to explain dental plan coverage and having to raise my voice higher and higher above their incredulous laughter

Do Reddit next.

These guys are simply not smart.

Why has no one opened a bakery called the Yeastie Boys? Are people stupid?

I mean, I will watch just about anything my boy Ronan Dex is in, but Chief of War is really good. Pretty close to Shogun imo. #chiefofwar #stargate #stargateatlantis.

Every “free” file converter online = your files sent to some random server. So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux. Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.

The millennial urge to sing jingles from the 90's over and over in your head because capitalism has so has warped our brains that ads are a core memory.

My kid has gotten so into gains and supplements and like yeah happy for him, but at this point it'd be cheaper if he just wanted some good ol' fashioned drugs.

Oh great, we're at "papers, please!"

It would be neat to see NYC elect a mayor who wasn't an asshat.

I mean, I support Gavin in standing up (finally) but @aoc.bsky.social has been cooking these bitches long enough Texas bbq starting to get jealous.

"testify" by rage against the machine (1999)

What are we doing here?

Holy shit you should have kept this one in your drafts.

This one got me

Folks, the risk to reward on having a good taco joke right now is probably not in your favor.

Nostalgia trip for sure, loved this one. atp.fm/join.

Oh that's how.

Jimmy Carter is looking down on us and thinking "they made me sell my fucking peanut farm." Seriously though, I don't know how @nytpitchbot.bsky.social even manages anymore...

boy this sure would be embarrassing if we had a congress that gave a shit about the constitution.

I think about this comic at least once a week

I wonder who won the beef

You forgot to include the part where we arrest judges who uphold people’s constitutional rights.

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

I think it's time to declare that all comparisons to 1984 are valid. Oh, I know straws getting slightly shittier was Big Brother, but idk maybe we focus on 2 year old legal citizens getting deporting instead.

Does he not realize that people can still just go to the store or the gas station and look? Cliche to quote 1984 but seems the most essential command is to ignore your own eyes and ears.

fuckin' hope so

Some motherfuckers are going to watch Andor and not have any idea how that connects to our actual reality and that's sad.

Some of us might be old enough to remember when Sinead O'Connor tore a picture of the pope on SNL to protest CSA in the church and that effectively ended her career, meanwhile Marj is out here calling the pope evil for *checks notes* trying to help people...

Even the “criminals!” We don’t know if they’re criminals without due process!

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

No one is going to convince me that Perrin having a wife he kills in like ep 1 is a good decision. #wheeloftime

Few things I hated more than the "rough draft." My rough draft is usually whatever paragraph I'm working on and it's been that way since probably the third grade.

I clicked based on this description. I get it. And this is fucking fantastic.

If I have to listen to one more piece of Oren Cass bullshit...

this guy should call his senator tbh

There is a cruel logic to the joker. Idk what this is.

Here for the ratio

Idk, seems like if 3 million+ were getting paid it would be pretty easy to prove.

co-sign.

Anyone that says "we didn't know he would do this" should have their water tested for lead.

Living in Trump's america is great because I drink my coffee in the morning and get to wonder how much longer I will be able to afford coffee.