My new hobby is reading the PHPA contract proposals aloud from Instagram and waiting for my parents to say "that sounds so reasonable" from across the room

Love a Knives Out film; just when I think I've solved the puzzle Rian throws me for a loop 🫡

Update: the statement from league management is uh. Predictable and not worth reposting, but I'm not optimistic that our Sunday game is on

No acknowledgment of the strike notice that I've seen from the ECHL but their Instagram comments section is 🔥

As a big Mission Impossible fan, I do have to say this one is, kindly, a hot mess of a film. Lotta planes though so that's fun.

Watching the beginning of the new(ish) Mission Impossible and uh. Uh. Maybe a bit too real y'all, sure wish we could call Ethan Hunt about all this stuff going on lately!!

Extremely different social media algorithms: one of my cousins and I started talking excitedly about Heated Rivalry and when we said "the gay hockey show??" no one else knew it

Told my sister "this is perfect, I have a water bottle I put stickers on at work" and she stone cold said "yeah, I figured you were a water bottle sticker person." Absolutely annihilated.

Will I ever get tired of videos of Quinn Hughes hauling himself awkwardly over the boards 🤔

Get 'em, DVS

It’s also come to my attention that ICE was staging at the 5th Precinct parking lot (3101 Nicollet Ave). This behavior by federal agents only further erodes trust in our community. Recently, I authored a strengthened Minneapolis Separation Ordinance with my colleagues that… 2/

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The way that the screenwriters of Last Holiday maneuver every misunderstanding without Georgia ever telling a single lie... geniuses 🤌🏻

My parents moved about ten minutes across borders into a suburb a few years ago and I'm not sure if they still always refer to home as Worcester because they're so used to saying it or because they refuse to admit to being suburb people.

The parties have reached a tentative agreement

He just walked across the back of the couch, looked at me, touched one paw to my face, and walked away. Was this a threat, Charlie 👀

Committing the grave sin of sitting in my mom's usual seat

My fantasy league was supposed to be doing a post-Christmas Railers game while we're all in the same town but 🤷‍♀️ Power to the workers, hope they don't have to strike long

Just spilled coffee on my bag at the airport and had to call one of the stocking stuffers planned for my mom into action 🥲

Utterly overwhelmed by the amount of things to do before holiday travel so I made myself do ONE tonight and am now ensconced in bed with tea

Make the Yuletide gay, abolish ICE

This is terrifying to me, public works crews stay heroes 🫡

We are usually a Pineda Plus household but my errands took me past Tacos El Kevin today and the hype is not wrong, that was delicious

The Son of Man (René Magritte, 1964, oil on canvas)

So fun never knowing if the NYT breaking news email will be "17 party appetizers to try" or "your country has committed another war crime"

Famous at the romance bookstore because my name is nearly identical to a popular author and every employee has now done a double take and learned "no sorry not that one"

Good riddance, don't let the door hit ya Tim

Someone near me at the frost game just said "dude imagine if we [the wild] got Crosby??" The momentum is building

Dang that Petrie goal was so smooth I didn't realize it had gone in at first

At the Frost/Fleet game, waiting to see if they jump on the All the Things She Said train

Been a minute since I did press-ons, let's see how these ones last

Those people you have to email back while taking a deep breath and repeating "they'll retire soon. They'll retire soon" (This is NOT aimed at my good coworkers retiring soon whom I will miss it is for the bad vibes guys only)

Pete Blackburn being absolutely flabbergasted and just not knowing where to go when no one gets his Old Gregg reference 😭😭😭 (This is a What Chaos stan account now)

some of the deer who live in the Pioneers & Soldiers Cemetery down the street (photo courtesy of my neighbor Sean)

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Tonight's yoga meditation theme suggestion was facing challenges in life through patience and modification but alas for me this manifested physically as about 50 minutes of chair pose and lunges 🥲

As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit. Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.

Waiting for Jane to get home so I can relay this entire Kesselring interview to her second-hand; such is the responsibility of being the podcast listener in the relationship

Weird whiplash to go from "you dumb hippies think we're going to war for oil? It's about spreading democracy abroad!" To "let's call this one Operation Get That Oil" in the space of two decades

Omg Emily Kaplan What Chaos guest host! 🙏

I was feeling a little bad for not being bold enough to change this flat myself but when the AAA service guy showed up it turned out my spare was also flat and I needed his air filler thing anyway 🙃

The glory of the US healthcare system: my latest eye drops were about to cost $150 with insurance so my fab ophthalmologist sent in two separate prescriptions for the different ingredients and now it's going to be $14 total

Building on my recent "Sidney Crosby to MN, land of short kings" idea, may I present: everyone's talking about Quinn to NJ but no one's talking about Jack and Luke to the Wild?? Billy G give me a call I'm ready to advise.

He's just like me fr

you can take the man out of horrors, but you can't the horrors out of the man

Just saw Pasta say "fuck" at a blocked goal 🥰

I keep getting distracted watching the players and staff on the bench because I don't usually see that 😅

Got tickets to tonight's game as an early Christmas gift and I have never been so close to the glass??? Like watching warmups from our seats looked like this??

I have so far had two friends text me that they're going to go to an NHL game because of Heated Rivalry; Gary Bettman WISHES he could grow the game like Rachel Reid

If there's one thing Catfishing teaches me each day it's that I am absolutely *terrible* at remembering world capitals.