chubby skeleton
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My hottest take: I think the intense vitriol from Europeans about American food is a psyop
20 days ago
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The main point of having a spouse is to tell them secrets
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22 days ago
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Me: I need to take more time off to recover from my vacation lol *monkey's paw curls* BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
26 days ago
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I need to speak my truth I love this dumbass medieval times shit the Golden knights do and I will not feel shame
27 days ago
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successfully navigated one train. seasoned pro. next up is the bus which is less fun.
about 1 month ago
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I'm going to Chicago tomorrow for the first time and I don't have enough time to eat all the food I want to eat
about 1 month ago
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me, in the diabolical clutches of menstruation: ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT FRIES 😭😭😭 EVERYTHING IS BAD AND SAD AND I'M A HIDEOUS HAG my husband: I'll get us cookout for dinner me: life is worth living yet again
about 2 months ago
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Luke O'Neil
about 2 months ago
Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.
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False Knees
about 2 months ago
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hockey is not a serious sport
about 2 months ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
about 2 months ago
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I'm going to Chicago soon. What should I look at and, more importantly, put in my mouth?
about 2 months ago
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I have a CAT, I am KNITTING, I am watching STAR TREK: VOYAGER day off going okay
about 2 months ago
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HABS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
2 months ago
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me, when Alex Lyon: 🤗
2 months ago
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I love playoff hockey 😭
2 months ago
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The pace of this Habs game is CRAZY
2 months ago
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I'm rooting for the flyers in this round and I feel dirty
2 months ago
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I have mega cramps and feel like doodoo and told my husband I was craving chips and salsa. he got home with stuff to make me nachos. I feel so loved. he is the best. 🥺
2 months ago
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I'm not showing anyone my unhinged, vibe-based playoff bracket. UNLESS it comes true and then I will say BEHOLD MY GENIUS. I AM THE ONE TRUE PUCK KNOWER.
3 months ago
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I knew I should have gone to bed after the second period
3 months ago
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welp
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3 months ago
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Rangers do it fit Quick challenge
3 months ago
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A yo-yo group used one of our meeting rooms and I got to watch them do yo-yo tricks and routines MY DAY WAS SAVED
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3 months ago
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Two call outs today so it's just me and one other person all day ERGO: it's busy as fuck, the WiFi isn't working, and the cops have already been here LIBRARIES!!!
3 months ago
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Scoring on a breakaway? I don't trust it
3 months ago
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My friend has predicted almost every NHL coach getting fired this year and he's never been right. Lady night I was like "I think Roy is getting the sack" and he was like "no way" I AM ALWAYS RIGHT
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3 months ago
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Igor looks sad 😢
3 months ago
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Well that was fucking awkward, J.T.
3 months ago
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J. L. Westover
3 months ago
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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SHESTY!!!!!
3 months ago
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Mika, my precious angel
3 months ago
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Rangers legend, Adam Sykora
3 months ago
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It's probably just period hormones, but that made me emotional LMAO
3 months ago
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I'm enjoying the rangers tonight because I like watching the kids get ice time and score goals
3 months ago
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ADAM SYKORA 😭😭😭😭
3 months ago
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I'm a wife guy but about my husband A husband gal?
3 months ago
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They could never make me hate you, Mika.
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3 months ago
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The world is so stupid so I'm laying on the couch thinking about Troy Barrett, a fictional character.
3 months ago
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The Rangers scored on a breakaway. that can't be right. I'm confused.
4 months ago
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To watch the Rangers (derogatory)
4 months ago
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Bex Luther
4 months ago
[Sade voice 🎵]
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Middle age is going through another puberty but with less energy and more back pain F- do not recommend
4 months ago
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just got into bed and said " oh yeah that's the stuff" out loud hashtag old people things
4 months ago
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is there a food with a higher ratio of LOOKS SO GROSS to IS SO DELICIOUS than sausage gravy?
4 months ago
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Annoyed O’Brien
4 months ago
UPSIDE INSIDE OUT LIVIN’ LA VIDA—oh hey Ensign I didn’t hear you come in
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I don't ever think it's one player's fault when a team is playing badly that being said, it's all JT Miller's fault
4 months ago
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I remembered the band Tilt yesterday and I cannot stop listening to them because they rip
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TILT - Libel (Official Video)
YouTube video by FAT WRECK CHORDS
https://youtu.be/FnL6M8kCQ18?si=PUSICQNLm14gyMJg
4 months ago
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😐
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4 months ago
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LAFFY HATTY?? IN THIS ECONOMY??
4 months ago
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