I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

Ironic, given a large part of the mainstream media seems to think 'Send the Buggers Back' is now a legitimate area for debate

What really annoys me about the Starmer government so much. They were elected on the basis of being "grown ups" who would take tough decisions. They won a significant enough parliamentary majority to make said tough decisions. And they've proceeded to completely flunk most of them. Braindead.

"Our economic and fiscal outlook and supporting documents will be released when the chancellor has finished her speech." The horse hasn't just bolted, lads, it's taken off and is flying overhead.

Incredibly sad and unbecoming when you have to briefly use microsoft edge for something and it asks to be made your default browser. Have a little self respect.

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Given his previous stance on rainbow iconography and LGBTQ+ rights, what an irony Idrissa Gana Gueye needs a bit more love for his fellow man

Cursed timeline

I have no way of proving this but it *feels* true: the first goal of any given Saturday on the vidiprinter is always scored in Scottish League 2

Who wants to regain the Ashes anyway? It's an awful trophy, far too small.

Amazing where batting with some brain cells gets you.

Absolutely considering a 2am TV session tomorrow morning

Hampden absolutely bouncing and all BBC Scotland want to do is show me Kenny McLean and Steve Clarke's overwhelmed fizzogs. Get the fucking crowd on!

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

Are you a god?

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...

I am not hearing much from the ASI today about how train drivers and crew are all overpaid, workshy socialists.

Sod Rachel Reeves, have you just seen what India have done in the cricket?

Bob Jenrick’s entire political character is Alan Partridge trying to bond with the builders.

if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees

The speed at which things that not very long ago would have had a politician expelled from any party except the BNP have become normalised is, frankly, terrifying

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Every single bit of disappointment Peter Kyle feels about UK students is magnified tenfold by the amount of disappointment UK students feel about the farcical government Kyle represents.

Tax Evasion from anyone male with an RP accent = just the way things are done, dear boy Tax Evasion from someone female/a Stockport accent = immediate resignation matter #HowBritainWorks

Genuinely agog. As many others have pointed out, what does Aris think will happen to people with the surname 'Roussinos' in this brave new far-right dawn?

Ravi Bopara, as I live and breathe

I'm glad the England cricket team think this game has been a laugh, not sure I'd agree if I'd spent sixty quid on a ticket to watch them score fifty runs more than one Saffer managed

For the second day in a row, a new Heinz ketchup bottle has exploded runny proto-ketchup over my hands, so I'm officially saying it's a product development issue rather than my clumsy arse.

Fulham appear to have been made to forfeit this game by PGMOL for the heinous crime of their players possessing both hands and feet.

It's Grim(sby) up North

The BBC under Tim Davie and Robbie Gibb is signing it's own death warrant by basically being the same as everything else. There won't be a licence fee by 2030 - bye bye, Public Service Broadcasting. A fact Tim Davie and Robbie Gibb are probably quite satisfied with.

Great article. Two takeaways: 1: Andy Flower is an absolutely monumental grade-A prick (and Strauss isn't much better). 2: If Ravi was white, went to private school, played for Surrey, and Giles Clarke liked him, he'd have played fir England in the 2019 WC. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/a...

Since when did Bayer Leverkusen have Children's BBC's Andy Crane as their Director of Football?!?

Sauron has suggested Barad-Dur as a venue for talks with Aragorn, according to "sources close to the talks", via ARP (Agence Rohan-Presse)

Neil Dot O'Brien really sums up the complete decrepitude of the modern Tory party. Votes and campaigns against new prisons, then argues for tougher sentencing. Thatcher and Major seem much less contemptible in hindsight because they at least seemed to be tethered in the same reality as us.

Test cricket season segueing into The Hundred

I like Sai Sudharsan as he wears glasses. Any professional sportsperson with gigs on gets an out-of-focus thumbs up from me.

Anyone who has ever supervised a secondary school playground will have recognised the behaviour of Harry Brook, Ben Duckett and Zak Crawley yesterday. School bully's henchmen, the lot. I'll forgive it all if they pump Australia in Oz in the winter, mind.

If Rishabh Pant isn't your favourite cricketer, then you vote Reform, 100%.

Any team picking Shardul Thakur over Kuldeep Yadav deserves everything it gets. 4-1 incoming.

As with Bowie, you have to be in awe of Ozzy and the way he shuffled off this mortal coil - a couple of weeks after a masterful concert to seal his musical legacy. The truly mesmeric thing about Bowie's passing was how he kept it quiet for a weekend. A whole weekend!

"England will be happy to see the back of Harmanpreet Kaur. Nat Sciver-Brunt took a brilliant catch, Linsey Smith will be happy to have gotten one." - Katherine Sciver-Brunt. Can someone please tell me the point of having the England captain's wife on commentary when England are playing?

Listening to Radio X at work as the music is vaguely tolerable. Struck by the thought that the continued employment of Chris Moyles is great evidence that cancel culture never went far enough.

Proudly ensured I watched not a single moment of the Club World Cup. A gaudy, fake, plastic nonsense, which makes Chelsea's victory in it make a lot of sense. Willing to place a decent bet that they'll be that knackered by Christmas that Maresca will get the sack by then.

Fluked it, but they all count.

Not much point giving batters send offs if you can't score 100 in the final innings of the match, is there?

Verify your age by recording the noise you make when getting up off the sofa.