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KILL THIS ZINE is a weaponized semi-automatic prose mini-zine series built to be cut open & stitched together again as a KIYS (kill it yourself) exercise in Burroughsian surrealist “literature” & the first 2 installments are LIVE NOW on kofi for free/PWYW: ko-fi.com/caninebrainz...

performance art pieces will be named shit like “In Which the Artist Puts Himself in an Inconclusive Situation with a Polar Bear” & it’s a guy sitting in a cage next to a caged polar bear for 3 days. also they’re both wearing chastity cages

a statistically significant number of my recent dreams involve vaping again like succubi evolved to tempt the modern idiot

my little scumfuck freakshit baby child girl named novelette turns a year old today as always: available as ebook & C64 SAM narrated audiobook for PWYW @ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3

my little scumfuck freakshit baby child girl named novelette turns a year old today as always: available as ebook & C64 SAM narrated audiobook for PWYW @ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3

stealing a certain valor for this week's GORE workshop

decay as an intelligence

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back cuz I got cool shit to promo & other people's cool shit to promo & my next novel requires certain levels of cyberbrainrot

truly I have no excuse for not having accomplished as much as people twice my age <– guy with a fucking disease

do everything just for the absolute ritual of it all

ways in which I’d be a worse person if I‘d pursued a different artform

drawing of a fox from memory

HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch. Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth. The wholeness of little things. palimrya.itch.io/heavy

wrote a >150 word sentence as a joke but it’s not a joke anymore & I can’t stop

I spent weeks force feeding this fuckshit to Microsoft SAM & burned his sweet sultry voice onto DVD accompaniments to the fresh yummy physical zine in case you don’t know what to get your death’s door loitering granny for X-mas

the girls are once again proclaiming schizotranssexual jihad 😌

rest in peace Peter Shaffer you would’ve loved My Little Pony

hope that kids movie about the biblical David’s life includes that time he fucked a married woman & had her husband killed in battle so he could take her as his consort

the PETA thanksgiving turkey erotica walked so their racehorse horsegirl gacha game character whump art could run with a limp

baby's first furry gore

receiving word that AI is also ruining the sanctity of being advertised to by megacorporations that are otherwise beacons of morality & never used child labor or organized death squads in Columbia. my consumer loyalty has never been more disrespected

morsel from @allisfullofgore.bsky.social in which we mused on heroin as societal malaise personified & the real friend we made along the way

right. father angry his adult son won't smile like a shy little girl anymore. cuz all familial transphobia is a desperate death spasm for incestuous domination, duh

Trainspotting but they're all sparkledogs. especially Begbie

monster ultra paradise is so much worse. like actually baffling levels of straight perfume puke

you’re afraid of people irl so you went on the internet where there’s even more people

it's also worth remembering that your own language is not unencumbered by ambiguity, that the words you use are also polysemous and subject to disparate interpretation, and the appropriate response to this isn't a brittle rigidity, but curiosity and refinement.

monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers

people discovering pro-ana via Wicked makes me feel like a war vet on July 4th & the fireworks are exploding into photorealistic portraits of Eugenia Cooney

it's called prosaic impressionism & it's mine

they want to straight up be stupid as dogshit, they want to be dumb as a puddle, but know that it doesn't matter because they can just say "i dunno man make the computer show me a whole ass movie I asked it to" and it just works and then they get paid for it and the person who did the work doesn't

fungal cyborgs NOW necrobotics NOW lab grown meat NOW pig organ transplants NOW you losers can SNOOZE but I want COOL SHIT

No Child Soldier Left Behind, & Other Unfathomable Cruelties, in-progress table of contents. Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?

we’re maybe 3 months away from financial advice journalists manufacturing a third wave of mass anorexia chic with special pity for the glamorless saps relapsing au naturale (any% no ozempic no coke but zero/diet)

spoilers for The Scene in cannibal novel being written right this very moment

the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."

transphobia with a spray tan is crazy cuz that ain’t your biological skin tone

inflicting what some ignorant cowards may call "the worst adaptation of any book" on my friends

Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me

real writers commit seppuku

Anthony Bourdain, Dennis Cooper, & Eric Bogosian are the same beautiful man to me

disembowelment scene cooked too long in my head & made me dream of squishing a dog like a bug with caramelized onion guts

piracy is a completely aspirational problem for any author in america to have and i think anyone trying to stake out an anti-piracy position is a demon full stop