No Child Soldier Left Behind, & Other Unfathomable Cruelties, in-progress table of contents. Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?

we’re maybe 3 months away from financial advice journalists manufacturing a third wave of mass anorexia chic with special pity for the glamorless saps relapsing au naturale (any% no ozempic no coke but zero/diet)

spoilers for The Scene in cannibal novel being written right this very moment

writers always like "i wrote something" good that's what you're supposed to do

the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."

transphobia with a spray tan is crazy cuz that ain’t your biological skin tone

inflicting what some ignorant cowards may call "the worst adaptation of any book" on my friends

Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me

real writers commit seppuku

Anthony Bourdain, Dennis Cooper, & Eric Bogosian are the same beautiful man to me

disembowelment scene cooked too long in my head & made me dream of squishing a dog like a bug with caramelized onion guts

piracy is a completely aspirational problem for any author in america to have and i think anyone trying to stake out an anti-piracy position is a demon full stop

for your additional consideration: DDR dance pad sized keyboard

any schizo trans guys theorized about the potency of T gel as synth-biological sigil material. or do I gotta do everything myself

the few times I still get misgendered are clearly cuz "gay transmasc" is too esoteric but "strange butch lesbian" remains a blue collar classic around here & with that I'm frankly content

can bad prose be sexually transmitted

collage

doctor prescribed me the hormones that make me smell straight up like a corpse

could write so much faster if gdocs let me set the document background to a spiral gif with oscillating neon rainbow text

lowcal? fuck dude my bad I thought you said lolcow

can we get like some cooler days to observe. transgender day of shoplifting. transgender day of getting hella faded

the sanctity of getting called a faggot ass cumlord by a ten year old with a speech impediment has been desecrated & society will never recover. am I smoking methamphetamines

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the fantasy of an apocalypse wherein what was hidden will be revealed and justice finally rendered feels so quaint in a world where nothing was hidden to begin with and demons just thrive and thrive

"Wake up Ethiopia! Wake up Africa! Let us work towards the one glorious end of a free, redeemed and mighty nation. Let Africa be a bright star among the constellation of nations." Marcus Garvey

Serious Weakness deep dived my psyche harder than 2 months inpatient tbh

what happened to the literary industrial complex of novels written from the pov of a wolf &/or their uneasy avian ally

you cannot kill people en masse & expect to live peacefully. that's not thermodynamics

thinking about this again while I write the most repulsive, unerotic, maggot-based cumshot description cuz it’s fun & free

shippin orders out this week. buy now & forget about it until it shows up on your doorstep like a stinking wet bag of splatterpunk bitch feces

why is it called the garden of eating if you weren't supposed to eat anything

why is every article about some cool new & otherwise benign science shit written by someone affecting a faux Lovecraftian (the guy, not genre) terror at the most normal discoveries. is it fun to sound stupid

the most expensive part of transition is actually all the books

we’ll never get anywhere until the average American realizes Russia/North Korea/China have nothing to do with their suffering & it’s entirely their own government, who are notably not being controlled by those countries

usually fandoms (period but I'll continue) that only horny talk about how sexy fuckable perfect the IP characters are (particularly when played by normal real people) annoy me to death but IWTV makes me get it a little

"why gen z not buying house? why little gen z spend money bad? why little idiot baby so angry?" u are scorching the earth, hoarding the resources, and looking for apocalyptic war against the youth. what do u want me to fucking do. no one i know can even afford mcdonalds anymore. eat shit

big juicy halloween surprise for everyone who missed my reading @voidcon.bsky.social !!

could write so much faster if gdocs let me set the document background to a spiral gif with oscillating neon rainbow text

half-thawed beef that’s raw meat wriggly on the outside but still freeze-crumbly & almost Pop Rocks crunchy when you squeeze it might be the Most Texture ever. they turned a beast into kinetic sand

his bones are made of LSD. flesh drips glistening mescaline. DMT crusted in his sleepy eyes. his body is a universe that would take infinite time to imitate and trace.

ways in which I’d be a worse person if I‘d pursued a different artform

treating writing like a Job instead of a spiritual practice is really dampening our collective potential for religious psychosis