look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

Groundbreaking territory as New York has elected its first fujoshi mayor

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530

maybe 20

Fern (2023).

You've got my eyes

stay gold except she raided my wardrobe and stole my clothes

Doing this with an older piece but one that really fits.

centaur's puffer jacket #art

come back. #ffxivart #ff14 #yotsuyu

#ReleaseHighguardEarly #PlayHighguard

Osaka from Azumanga Daioh rides the Wagon Star from Kirby Air Ride

You must be an angel

Lunar IPS and Floating IPS

SOMEBODY'S GETTIN FUUUUUUCKED (GET FUCKED! GET FUCKED!) SOMEBODY'S GETTIN FUUUUUUUUUCKED (GET FUCKED! GET FUCKED!)

Look what I found!! It's a spotted lanternfly!! Oooooo invasive species (crawling darkly) (screaming) (convulsing) (crunching) (excreting honeydew) (expanding into the american northeast) (splitting) (creeping) (breakbeat coming out of lowpass filter) (attack regardless of target) #ryonajam

Hilda chibi 🖤 #pokemon 🤍 vgen.co/mydearvelvie

i put bad yellow turmeric stains on my roommate's wooden utensils so to fix it i soaked them completely in it

lilith bun(s) ☝️

citrus

is this anything?

Yuyuko 🦋 #touhou #東方project #西行寺幽々子

spinda's walk

:D

on the deep end

nobody in fighting game history hit the pussy attack as well as she did I fear

Was bored so I decided to replay some super mario bros. I don't remember this part???

With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Reaching into my aquarium to fix the filter and getting bit* YEOUCHHHHH My regretful and apologetic goldfish:

thought about a classic

No joke. On the bus yesterday I overheard two guys drunk midday going "OI MATE, U GETTING THE NEW MCDONALDS EPSTEIN BURGER?"

My goat kicking my goat's ass #StreetFighter #StreetFighter6

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

before and after being called pretty

a web site is a beautiful place where you can watch the global order disintegrate and also ask "hey was that highguard account real or what"

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... 🍷 Except maybe #Highguard😊 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

Damn she kinda bad, is that Frost!?

mike should have handled that guy #tenna #deltarune

Not this mf again

"Dreamcast", a haiku Each day he rises. Asks me, "Is it still launch day?" "Yes," I lie. "Always."