come on baby don’t you cry. mamas gonna give you 1000 jaundiced scorpions

shadow of chernobyl is a very very very pilgrim-ass game

caesar! caesar! we who are dead salute you!

SO NATURALLY all discussion about subnautica 2 online isnt even about its themes, or about the work at all. its people complaining the leviathans arent scary enough and that they arent allowed to kill every fish that bothers them. i want to throttle gamers dude

subnautica 2 is genuinely fucking incredible and the script writers know what they're doing - a feeling i didnt get from either of the predecessors

it's him, it's phoenix wrong

classic shiloh pet peeve: when someone in a movie starts speaking "elvish" or w/e and its just kind of a strange mishmash of real language in ways no person would be comfortable speaking to genuinely communicate with anybody else i get a lot of second hand embarassment

yume 2kki (2007) abandoned apartments

Silica Gel Packet Daddy: don't swallow me

"whirled" AKA: Newgrounds Second Life was genuinely kinda foundational to me and IDK why

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

not cool, man. she's dead. maybe. don't call her songs nasty

yume 2kki (2007) vending machine factory

still working through my thoughts on how angel clinical trial is just explicitly feminized by everyone and everything in the narrative in ways that feel like misogyny but in roundabout pseudwoke ways

yume tsushin (2023) rainy islands

soup's on

You’ve made the strongest angry…

this is like the inverse of how tank hanks' son speaks in Jamaican patois for some reason

you can go online and read a webcomic about the amazing digital Serket

i know you're tired of minecraft of mining with no diamonds to miiine

NUH UH CREEPER! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPE2...

hey Unknown Worlds, when can I rename the tadpole? im trying to keep a long living tradition going.

Latham's Snipe (Gallinago hardwickii) Family Scolopacidae (Sandpipers and Allies) IUCN status: Near Threatened

some variety of sopping wet mammal

hey man, could you pass me one of the amazing onion brothers?

genuinely subnautica 2 is really good and im excited to do coop

this game was made for me

i think all games should make the only white person you can play a white guy named xander

jesus fucking christ lmao

everytime

seeing a lot of that fortnite cat

I think of this clip every time I see someone use the word "ya'll" who definitely only picked it up from being online:

Fuck it, it's gooning hours. Tell or show me about whatever it is getting you riled up tonight

EVERYONE! 👥 GET IN ⏩ THE CAR 🚗 WE 🏘️ GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE 🏃 IN A HURRY! 💨 COME ON, STEVE! 🤓 WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! 🏃‍♀️ WHUH? 🤔 ... 😈 What's ❓ the rush...? ⏳ NO!! ❌ NO!! 😥 😈⚡️⚡️⚡️😱😱 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ⚡️🪦🪦⚡️

Lusamine Jerma burger

i do think bethesda is the best at doing open world style games. i dont think anybody has the capital frankly to beat them at this

[deltarune ever higher] race your tiny horse, race your tiny horse (pervert)

We bare witness to the Freeman stroking it the long way

bump sorry

jacking myself off with my third arm. vortigoon

been watching a lot of croc and gator content and i am truly deeply enamoured by these animals

FUUUUUUUUUCK

the walten files is the first webseries to have more merch releases than actual fucking episodes