Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

We are governed by teenagers.

And it would've been awesome.

I'd admit to leaking if I didn't. The polygraph should show I'm lying. Then what?

This is the thing they'll never understand about "wokeness" or "political correctness" - huge organizations didn't implement these policies because of "cancel culture" or secret communists, they did it to stay competitive and viable. It's what people wanted

It's our biggest export and our governor is silent.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

If you can't get any heroin...

When I get older, I’m gonna stop asking if you wanna ride bikes and just show up to your place like this.

The one good thing trump maybe has done. The ABA is unnecessary. (Unaccredited law school grad)

War ravaged Portland.

Vandy is a great example of how investing in Mexicans to lead will result in success. In this essay I will

the court is a solvable problem if they have the courage

NEW: Hawaii's Supreme Court keeps releasing opinions that denounce the U.S. Supreme Court. The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on. The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't:

*me, a cyclist, reading this*- "looks like I'm buying a gun...."

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Kinda like telling a rapist to just turn off the television, shut up and rape for gods sake.

I don't watch network tv, but the Nashville channel isn't showing this given the spike in ratings? Wild.

Bobby Cain, one of the "Clinton 12" students who integrated an Anderson County high school in 1956, died Monday in Nashville at age 85. @angeladennisnews.bsky.social with the story.

Out first responder heros in action. www.wsmv.com/2025/09/24/f...

the kids are all right www.reddit.com/r/nashville/...

He should sell shirts that say "a little squeeze out is reassuring"

BREAKING: In place of Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Sinclair and Nexstar will broadcast 90 minutes of Ezra Klein criticizing you for not reading “The Bell Curve”

Some Facebook folks have just discovered GWAR and it's funny as you'd expect.

*croaking voice* -"before Tylenol we didn't have autistic people, we had eccentric people, yes, but we knew what to do with them. Lock them in the attic, hide them, shun them........those were better times for our country....."

"......and in Middle East countries, they have no transgender people, it's because of their love for oil I've heard, not sure it's true, but makes sense......"

Me arguing for a client accused of using heroin during pregnancy - "she had no choice your honor, Tylenol obviously causes autism, an outcome she wished to avoid...... therefore......"

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

You can't condemn the gangbang if you don't participate in the gangbang?

I disagree with John Paul Stevens's dissent in the flag burning case, but in it he discussed how valuable it was as a symbol. Wrap yourself in it and say anything you want. Seeing flag wavers being gassed and beaten is a powerful image.

Belgian ER doctor watching as nurses cut off my clothing after a motorcycle accident - DO WE HAVE A PASSPORT?!? I NEED IT, STAT!!!!

Israel trying so hard to be us. Doing their own trail of tears.

When president mayor pete says gutfield isn't funny, but does nothing else, I expect the right to go crazy and impeach him.

He meant this as a compliment.

imagine joking “i wouldnt give speeches in utah right now”

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

IMPORTANT PERSPECTIVE: What I have not seen anyone discussing is that Nexstar pulling Kimmel, forcing ABC’s hand, comes as Nexstar is leading the way for the industry on trying to get FCC approval for media consolidation. www.poynter.org/business-wor...

There’s no such thing as free speech any longer. Our rights are being stripped away from us right in front of our eyes.

Jimmy Carter should have imprisoned Gallagher. Had he only known it was legal.

Meanwhile, Brian Kilmeade, who advocated killing all homeless people, still has a cushy Fox job.

Our beautiful first lady.

I thought he was a libertarian?

Fun fact: Nancy Mace is trying to censure me over comments I never said.   Her res does not contain a single quote from me because she couldn’t find any.   Unlike her, I have routinely condemned political violence, no matter the political ideology.

It's probably not ideal for the nation that the way the government works is the attorney general goes on shows and podcasts and then the real lawyers have to figure out if there's any law there before writing up a walk-back statement that she can post the next day.

He's gonna die soon and they're just getting ready to fire most of the country when he does.