There already is one! Gabbi!

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness. #OldWholesomeTwitterRevival

one of the most literal applications of manufactured consent i've seen

this is *incredibly* fucked up

this is pretty fucked up

ngl I think in cases like this is where it actually works best

SHES FREEEEEE

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness. #filmsky #moviesky

this graph actually shows slight sustained daily liker growth, for the first time, very recently all the way at the right there. all prior growth has been huge spikes related to Events, from which we attrite. does sustained daily liker growth need to be higher? sure. but we’re no longer dying

This is the funniest way it could happen

this is not good. on the other hand,

created a gfm to help offset the costs of saving my firstborn’s life. he’s getting labs today and goes in for treatment on 4/13, where i have to pay $3900 up front. anything folks can contribute asap will be a tremendous help. thank you 💞 gofund.me/2e046aec3

if your argument is that they've done more damage to society with their anti-progressive influence, okay, but like the new york post has been literally sitting right next to it the entire time

i critique the times as much as anyone, but there were thousands of fish-wrap local and regional papers way before they all got bought and gutted (and therefore made way worse). they were not all objectively better than the new york times, then or now

I just realized that I had the same reaction to the end of Heated Rivalry as I did San Junipero from Black Mirror.

Errors present in 45% of AI generated reports of news stories 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

As war crimes are committed every single day, a reminder that the Benghazi investigation went on for over two years and over 80 hours of testimony, at a cost of over $10 million.

I'm at the @ischool.uw.edu HUB and working from the library today and I have to say, this is the single most disgusting piece of food I've ever eaten. Served barely hot, frozen bread barely defrosted and yet somehow burnt. I won't be surprised if I get food poisoning later.

Oh, come on — it’s empowering to be exploited!

Kyle Shanahan says he knows "for a fact" that the Rams lobbied to have the 49ers be the visiting team for L.A.'s Australia game, in order to avoid another takeover of SoFi Stadium by 49ers fans.

I didn't know there was a rehab for being antisemitic and (allegedly) biting women

Wow, this new Kerry Washington / Elizabeth Moss show, Imperfect Women is straight trash, maybe worse than S2 Palm Royale.

I want every one of them in jail

I rarely consider myself a single issue voter, but someone who came out hard saying "the one thing we do is fix SCOTUS" might get pretty far with me right now. I feel like they've been ruining almost everything since my first election as an adult voter. (2000)

You heard it here first, people: 85-year-old Joe Biden 2028

I saw that people across the country are mad that gas is $4 a gallon and frankly, those are rookie numbers

I am not sure how I feel about this

Paradise started out with a semi-believable premise and is now down the Lost rabbit hole. Not sure how this new wrinkle in time is supposed to work, but it's surely going to be silliness. It's hilarious to see Redditors be like, "Now, THIS is a great show, F Pluribus."

cgetsnakey is a market mover, I’ve always said

can anyone remember who actually started the Cat Ladies For Kamala thing way back when?

trying to read articles on the internet is near impossible because of all the ads and pop ups and time to load. I even have safari which blocks things automatically. a patently user unfriendly experience

Peter Sarsgaard is such a ridiculously good and underrated actor. Small role in DTF but so good

You talkin' to me? Robert De Niro at #NoKings Manhattan.

Most notably: he doesn't bite women

Every woman I know will zoom in to inspect a man’s tattoos when we browse a dating profile and I just think it’s funny that that means we’re more rigorous in our vetting process than the Dems are

Tom Brady has watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry and enjoyed it. That is all. "I’ve seen the first episode and I thought that it was really good. It’s really, really good, really well written. [It has] great actors; that’s a great show." www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/li...

Looking forward to another 162(+?) games to shitpost with you this year goms

Rams wide receiver: allegedly bites woman, says anti-semitic stuff, no extension. Seahawks wide receiver: signs record breaking extension, wins Super Bowl, is Pookiebear

Oh so Puka is a legit POS

Roku Channel has the NFL Films Seahawks Super Bowl Champions available now (training camp to parade)

very excited to see there will be MORE BOBO for the Seahawks next year. www.si.com/nfl/seahawks...

Paradise really miffed not using the real final countdown by Europe. That remake was a mess

ICE has been at some airports like MSP already this year. They’ve been in the jetways, asking passengers to see their ID, and detaining people of color for “questioning” - even those with documentation of citizenship. Bringing this to even more airports to spread the fascism.

UPDATE: The NYT, perhaps shamed by the WaPo, has finally posted a small story about Trump's comment and linked to it from its homepage www.nytimes.com/2026/03/21/u...

Everyone calling themselves ugly in the replies. Im gonna come to your house and beat you with the pretty stick