Spoiler alert: it will. These are the dumbest people alive and there are more of them. We are cooked as a country.

Oh well

We're about to chemically engineer a bunch of Temu super soldiers.

Anyway, no Wonderwall

you fucked up a perfectly good rock star is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Kiss of death.

Make the final sub

Well that definitely sucked. Idk what happened to England who were in control for a while

Fuck

Shit. Extra time is happening.

this game kicks ass

After the World Cup is over, Harry Kane is going to his job at the bank

I yelled Just epic

I don't know the first thing about football, but this seems a very odd way of winning. Surely the point is for England to kick the ball close to the other end occasionally, not just hang around near the England goal and wait for disaster.

Can’t believe England are making me root for them

Still time for a Jude Bellingham goal

mrs henry: thierry did you get the bread thierry: real football has started

thierry henry during every break of every game: real football starts now

England's best Gordon! #ENGARG

argentina winning 12-7

Hahaha Messi

Oh my god England

surprise!

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?

Former Trump Tower Chicago resident—

That’s interesting

I’m so Haaland-pilled, I am rooting for Haaland’s friend Jude Bellingham and Jude Bellingham only.

right hello bit late to the game, but glad to see France are wearing their cunty little kits tonight

It’s always the knee. Never the back or the butt

that face is not a grunge face. that face is maaaaybe late 90s pop face, generously. that face knows what texting is.

Well didn’t see that happening

Do the players understand that people have eyes

The soccer boys sure do touch each other a lot. Not that I’m complaining.

Mbappe is the most grownup 27 year old I’ve ever seen

Heading out to watch the noon match between France vs Spain. All my favorites are gone. It's Bastille Day so perhaps go with France? It should be a good match. The World Cup has been a great distraction but the reality is America is in deep trouble...

Petition to ban flopping

BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll got paid. www.lawdork.com/p/despite-tr...

Silo has gotten really stupid

My god. The Heritage Foundation, which mercilessly attacked transgender kids in order to protect the "integrity of women's sports," is now attacking the legal basis for women's sports. The transgender student decision is barely 2 weeks old.

Everyone who thinks this version of the Republican Party is a new type of vile needs to read @joeconason.bsky.social’s book The Longest Con. trump was a child when this plan started.

This is inside baseball but as soon as I saw the byline on this 2010 Politico piece I knew. This reporter’s job was to take the most salacious things said on Fox and turn them into Drudge hits. This point about pre-Trump/Graham is really about the GOP media ecosystem ripening us for authoritarianism

At 73 with an essential tremor and a horrible voting record, Maine does need to “vote her out”. She’s was first sworn into that Senate seat 3 decades ago. Collins and her lobbyist husband need to find some retirement hobbies soon.

Also, Ossoff has mastered shit talking and reading the GOP for filth, they may want to rethink this move.

Oh. So they really wanna do this?

LOLZZZZ

Nothing is gonna happen to the ICE agent who shot a random guy today and I think that's the thing that you can run on and you need to change that thing when you win the election

Are we for fucking real right now? Second year as head coach and he turned the team into Super Bowl champs

I guess I just don’t understand how stupid you have to be not to see the world’s richest man embracing boilerplate white nationalism because it allows him to present himself as a victim bsky.app/profile/bren...