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I think he may mean venomous, as in injecting a toxin. Poisonous means the toxin is harmful if licked, eaten, or inhaled and I can personally attest women who color their hair are delicious

hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged”

How is it there is still no Epstein list released but the survivors are known?

If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners.

I don't think people realize that every time some politician says that a vote is illegitimate or fraudulent, they're literally slandering the people who vote by telling everyone we cheat to vote. I have NEVER cheated to vote in my entire adult life. Not for ANY politician. Be insulted. It is one.

After all, Democrats held the power and controlled the presidency in both 2016 and 2024. They would have never let Combover Caligula and his Epstein Administration take power from Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris if they were trying to rig elections. Every accusation is a confession with them.

Remember when Hillary and Kamala stormed outta those interviews because they couldn’t handle the questions yah me neither

The thunderous sound of New Yorkers inside Madison Square Garden booing the shit out of the orange felon fascist when he appeared on screen during the national anthem, beautiful. He belongs in prison, not pretending to watch basketball.

When Trump says an election was rigged that's not an accusation it's a confession

He saluted during the national anthem instead of putting his hand over his heart like every civilian is supposed to. ONLY military personnel, past and present, are allowed to salute during the song and Trump has NEVER served. I like this shirt 👇 libtees.dashery.com/products/739...

Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. Both are back because of this science denying administration.

Or any one, or all three, plus yours?! Lol 😂 1. RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES!!! 2. GO F-CK ALL THE WAY OFF!!! 3. WE ALL HATE YOU, YOU’RE FUGLY

If Dems rig every election, why did we allow him to win in 2024?

Release The Epstein Files NOW!😡

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RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.

I love New Yorkers. #NBA #Knicks

Anyone who watched that man throw a hissy fit and walk out of the interview and still thinks women are too emotional to lead needs their head checked.

It's nice of that the war that stopped Donald Trump from going to his eldest son's wedding agreed to stop long enough to allow him to go to a basketball game. Wars aren't always that thoughtful.

HE WON'T RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR THE SAME REASON HE DIDN'T RELEASE HIS TAX RETURNS… HE'S GUILTY. 😎✨

Everyone remembers this, bro. You have to make your lies believable.

So, to sum it up, the president made a claim, and the reporter he made the claim to simply asked what his evidence was for that claim, and he proceeded to meltdown into a tantrum and stomped away pouting.

Why won’t the guy who said it’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein release the Epstein files?

EXACTLY. 👍

This is Completely Unacceptable! You know what to do New Yorkers….

An insult to decent, hardworking cockroaches everywhere.

It’s worth mentioning that President Obama never ran away in the middle of an interview, his mental fitness was never questioned and most importantly he isn’t a felon.

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I hope the rapist felon gets booed so hard tomorrow night that he runs out crying like he did from that interview this morning. 😂😂😂😂 #Knicks #Spurs #NBAFinals

The Toddler-in-Chief doesn’t like strong women 🤣😂

Wah wah wah 👶

After seeing men being rude in the Supergirl trailer comments based purely on the fact that *checks notes* they don't find the actress fuckable enough, I am prepared to say that we as a society have evolved past the need for male opinions on literally anything.

The entire Epstein regime needs to be removed, held accountable, and sentenced to life in prison.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA IS A STUPID ASSHOLE WHO ABUSES FEMALE REPORTERS!! Every journalist needs to challenge his abusive behaviour!!!

If Democrats were “rigging” things, Donald Trump wouldn't be president for a second time.

People should STOP saying he stormed off. He didn’t have that much energy. He couldn’t stand, was hunched over and stumbled his way off the set. GIVE ME A BREAK. The man can’t take criticism and if Biden would’ve EVER done that, the press would have talked nonstop about his instability.

To everyone who feels like Trump has sucked the joy out of celebrating the 250th birthday of America keep in mind… Republicans don't own July 4th! They own January 6th… Remember that. 😎✨

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This regime needs to start taking accountability for their TERRIBLE policies & performance since 1/20/2025 & stop blaming everything on the Biden era Biden this, Biden that, Biden did, Biden didn't... This fascist regime needs to start saying "WE" & STOP pointing the finger at Biden, Obama, etc.

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The Epstein files exposed a transnational child sex trafficking network. Thousands of pages have been released. Years have passed. Where are the charges?

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