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ICYMI: In 24 years, only 77 “illegals” have voted — representing 0.00000764% of total votes… And the research comes from the far-right Heritage Foundation electionfraud.heritage.org/search?combi...

A short note to ... Kristi Noem ... from ROBERT REICH ... open.substack.com/pub/robertre... ...

California, we have the power to stop election rigging, right now! Did you get your ballot in? I did and so did my entire family. Remind everyone you know. 👊🏽 #Prop50VoteYes

Fulton County is living rent free in Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s mind for years. But his FBI just got its hands on the original ballots & voter rolls. Fulton County Commr @themoivory.bsky.social joins with details on the just-unsealed probable cause affidavit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItW_...

When Pam Bondi was Florida's Attorney General, and was busy ignoring Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, much like now, she took a $25,000 bribe from Donald Trump to drop her investigation into consumer fraud at Trump University. Donald knew she'd be a corrupt US AG and do as she was told.

Mark Kelly Records Video ... Telling Bartenders ... They Are Allowed to Refuse ... Hegseth's Orders ... open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... ...

BREWSTER ROCKIT: SPACE GUY! www.gocomics.com/brewsterrock...

This is not the America I grew up with.

Farewell ... to "60 Minutes" ... open.substack.com/pub/robertre... ...

Rep. Raskin to Pam Bondi: You're siding with the perpetrators and ignoring the victims. That will be your legacy. You're running a massive Epstein coverup right out of the Department of Justice.

Rep. Jayapal: Will you turn to the survivors, who are standing right behind you, and apologize for what your Department of Justice has done? Pam Bondi: *refuses to answer*

Good news! DC Grand Jury declined to indict the six Democrats who participated in the video, including Elissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, Jason Crow, Chris Deluzio, Maggie Goodlander and Chrissy Houlahan, who all have military and intelligence backgrounds. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Raskin to Bondi: "You're not showing a lot interest in the victims. Whether it's Epstein's human trafficking ring or the homicidal government violence against citizens in Minneapolis, as AG you're siding with the perpetrators and ignoring the victims."

Some striking arguments here from Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) to Pam Bondi "You replaced real prosecutors with counterfeit stooges who robotically do the President's bidding" "Trump orders up prosecutions like pizza.. and you deliver every time"

I asked Attorney General Pam Bondi whether she would create a federal-state-local task force to investigate the horrific abuses perpetrated through Jeffrey Epstein's human trafficking ring. Her prolonged response: *crickets*

Justice For Who ... open.substack.com/pub/contrari...

Trump ... Demands Obama ... be Named After Him ... open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... ...

You speak ... my thoughts ...

We do all know that this is where the Trump family will be fleeing to when the shit finally hits the fan, right? And will anyone here stop his plane from leaving?

Extortion of foreigners used to violate the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. But American law isn’t quite as “legal” as it used to be.

“A sultan from the UAE, who sent a “torture video” to Epstein, attended Trump’s first inaugural…The same country where the royal family secretly bought half of the Trump family’s crypto venture. Sultan bin Sulayem was one of six men whose names were redacted...” www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sYM...

Jessica Tarlov mentioned some reasons voters have soured on Trump. She brought up that Trump has an 'Epstein file problem' Greg Gutfeld bellowed over her. Fox News has mostly ignored the Epstein files since this Summer when Trump made it clear he didn't want to talk about them.

Secretary Lutnick made a big show of telling us about how he cut off contact with Jeffrey Epstein in 2005. That was a lie. Today he confirmed that in 2012 — after Epstein was convicted — Lutnick visited Epstein's island. What else is he not telling us? We need answers.

Olympics Update ... Trump ... Wins Gold ... in Downhill ... Presidency ... open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... ...

The docuseries Shiny Happy People shines a light on this as well. Black history is American history.

I’ve Never Cried ... Writing A Piece Before ... open.substack.com/pub/statusku... ...

I'm going to cancel my Nitro sub, despite liking the value I get out of it, because I don't like what Discord's been doing lately.

Keep talking about the Epstein files. All these corrupt billionaires are PDFiles. Justice for the children. Cartoon by Scott Rogo

I think if your name comes up 38,000 times in the Epstein files, there a good chance that you did stuff that was very bad.

Trump's Racism ... Isn't News ... open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... ...

The owner of the Seahawks IS NOT in the Epstein Files. Robert Kraft is. GO SEAHAWKS.

Sunday caption contest ... Bunny ... open.substack.com/pub/robertre... ...

I think we all knew this, but hearing it from Mary Trump validates it.

Hey I speak Spanish,but Puerto Rico is another Language! I felt the love and rhythm though😍😍

Just tossing this out there: in most of the world people speak more than one language and it's actually kind of fun to learn Spanish let's make it cool

I go to a Mexican restaurant for supper every Friday and I can't understand a word of the music and I love it.

Didn’t understand a word had the time of my life

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

MAGAs desperately trying to find something to condemn about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime performance:

The ending to Bad Bunny's halftime show: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love" "Together, we are America"

Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show

Sunday caption contest ... Bunny ... open.substack.com/pub/robertre... ...

Guaranteed.

Although Musk pulled the plug, it was at the direction and with the approval of the despot. He should also be deposed. These figures show the impact of the stopping of USAID funding. It is current to this hour. Most of the children who died are under the age of 5. It's clearly mass murder.

Wow! Thanks, Tim Walz! You absolute fucking bafoon.