there is a small part of me that hopes one day that the pokemon company finally realizes how caked up they made zoroark by default and alters the model to give it a little tail to distract from the booty just a little bit even though i know that the big hair deal was supposed to replace one.

Sodastream, i can't say i believe you.

was wondering whybi saw belzebub jacking it in the dumpster behind mcdonalds.

The OP meal from burger king. everything comes in "bundle of sticks" form.

So i found out something was on clearance at work today.

i can't help but every time i read the scientific name for the alaskan timber wolf, i read it like Canis Lupus Accidentalis, like it was just a big clumsy dog.

@pee.pet i think someone meant this for you.

i can put my arms back on, you can't. play safe.

i dunno what she eatin' but good job making sure i never found it. that is ~Healthy~ looking for a house spider.

ngl i do get me the impression that pokemon go has been vibing a little lately.

STG Catsup is the version of ketchup that the only people who use it are actively trying to piss someone off by saying it.

man i ... desperately need to catch up financially. it only really occurs ti me now how far behind i really am and how basically the whole problem is the cost of the car that i literally need to get anywhere with how remote the place i live is.

man fuck this hobby, n's zoroark isn't even a good card and with the price difference between us and JP chase cards it's obvious they are just fleecing the north american collector market.

i see that vibe coding thing doing its work again.

Minuit invites you to come stay warm with him, though he may be a little unkempt when letting it all out. Art by @swizz.uk

i should really sell off a couple of my domains if i'm never gonna use them.

mew~

zoroark, tied down on his back, vibrator tied to his dick, an overwhelming amount of semen dribbling everywhere. his dom slap him across the ears, dispelling his illusion to reveal his dick was half the size and it was just a little puddle that barely drips off his balls.

america needs an ex-nintendo lawyer to run for president. because you know that son of a bitch will prosecute anything and everything under the sun.

among the shittier practices of uber eats, calculating a tip based on the inflated price of the order before all discounts and including the service fee. so that tip that they say is 15% of the total is more like 40-50% of the price of the final order total.

Next smash bros better have Klonoa in it.

Dear Dumpster administration. you double tapped a children's middleschool with patriot missiles. you have zero moral standing. canada must have no hand in this farce. fuck off cheeto child.

Another #foreskin ratto. #hyper #furry #nsfw

Starting to think that we need to stop naming children Jared. they all keep turning into Nazis or pedophiles. or maybe both.

eeveelution sleepover

ガヤガヤ

ガブモンの雑絵

The FTC has sent a warning to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard over debanking lawful businesses. ︀︀ ︀︀Lawful adult businesses have been financially targeted for years under the guise of "reputation risk." ︀︀ ︀︀If that is finally getting scrutiny, that’s good news. www.xbiz.com/news/297090/...

funny how when your phone service provider has a limited time offer that's actually good, their website malfunctions and keeps logging you out of your account when you try to access it and their customer service line is down for the weekend.

Possibly showing off

You know what, motivational Digimon comic.

Man if they get around to disbanding ice they're going to have one hell of a pile of dumbasses trying to form an anti-government military group.

🔥

I wish all legislators who insist on age verification on all the things a very FUCK OFF. If you can't manage your kids' internet behavior don't have fucking kids. It's not the government's job and it's not the internet's job to babysit your stupid crotch goblins.

Shout out to the last appropriately priced pokemon rerelease (yes that is in CAD)

you know i hadn't thought about it, but i'm kinda noticing that over the years i seem to have attracted an unusual number of buizels and floatzels to my little world.

many of my mutuals should wake up to this I think

i'm starting to think that the currently marketed AI actually stands for Algorythmic Inference.

Every now and then, i redraw the whitehouse as a willy.

Sure would be a shame if ice agents attending/deployed at the olympics were detained for the duration of the olympics then forcibly deported to north korea.

Hey everyone! The Kiss the Skies big collab is now availabe! This is my contribution for this gallery. A small party of latis~ 💚 I'll share the piece with no watermark in 2 weeks.