Imo pizza and Chicago deep dish pizza are 2 different items because when I am craving one I cannot substitute the other, *however* I agree that between the two Chicago deep dish is a superior product

After seeing men being rude in the Supergirl trailer comments based purely on the fact that *checks notes* they don't find the actress fuckable enough, I am prepared to say that we as a society have evolved past the need for male opinions on literally anything.

“You could use AI for that” And I could stab you. Shut up. Get away from me.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Maybe 75% of parents should not be allowed to raise children

Very much opposed to AI but genuinely this is the funniest possible description of anything ever

Listen, to everyone in Congress, disrespectfully if you're not going to fucking do anything about Donald Trump stop fucking telling us about all of the incredibly illegal and heinous things he's doing. That's what we have you for. Do your fucking job

this would make a great exclamation

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Considering this is the first time I have ever really decorated a sugar cookie, I think they turned out pretty well! It's supposed to be a top-down view into a coffee mug with a latte in it! It is a coffee flavored sugar cookie with coffee flavored icing and they taste excellent

Hey yo, my psychotic ex stepbro is going viral on tiktok for being a complete fucking twatwaffle to a woman who rejected him. Everyone is dragging him in the comments I am living for this

I know he's notorious for making wild shit up for interviews, but if this were to be true of any celebrity it could only be him.

Genuinely just saw a man on tiktok who was bemoaning the fact that women could not have intellectual conversations anymore, and the actual example cited was how the pyramids were built.

And I will be happily not listening to a single one

Jason Todd being the biggest drama queen in a family that includes both Dick Grayson and Bruce fucking Wayne is objectively hilarious.

Uh. Was anyone honestly operating as though this was even a faint possibility?

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

Pour one out for all the millennials who have had to walk their parents through locking themselves out of their iPhone because this is my version of hell

The essence of getting older is having to Google increasingly alarming things about your own body to make sure you're not dying #millenial

Ah, so this is a child of culture!

After taking 2 ish weeks to rest, day 1 of starting a baking business is complete! Coffee flavored sugar cookies complete, waiting for tomorrow to ice! #bakersofbluesky

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )

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I'm not crying, I'm not crying 🥹🥹😭

Listen, anyone could have two separate one-in-a-century pandemics because, in part, of the cuts you made. Can't possibly blame the guy who keeps letting this happen.

I am so tired of having to manage the emotions of all of the 60+ year old people in my family.

So none of us are believing the Georgia department of public health right? Like this is about to be pandemic 2 electric boogaloo?

Leave those damn Hantavirus people on the ship!

Being the eldest daughter is exhausting why the fuck am I the only person in this family who knows how to do fucking anything? Why are all of you so fucking incompetent

Struggling to be nice about my mom's new gentleman friend, even though in my opinion the most embarrassing thing anyone can do is have feelings for a man.

The 86-47 thing reminds me of when I worked in an upscale hot dog restaurant. It was in high school and did not know that 86 was code for "no more" and thought there were literally 86 burgers left

Genuinely I'm now realizing after losing my job that it was slowly killing me with stress. God I would not wish my boss on anyone else. What a terrible manager

Life of Pi. A pointless exercise in banality and inflated self-importance

Not me genuinely being shocked at finding out that there are people who hate Megan thee Stallion just because she's Megan thee Stallion? Sorry, have you seen her?

Knowledge is the only way to combat bigotry effectively

Luke Russert on MSNOW saying that when the shots were fired he ran down the middle of the aisle in the room, right towards the president, thinking it would be safest near him. Yeah, man, I'm not sure you've really game planned how "rushing the president during a shooting" might end for you

sorry

Never skip hope core 🥰

This is the most unfuckable lineup of human beings ever assembled jfc why are they all so fugly

I just discovered a possible workaround for the fact that the signature action items are just completely missing for my auth. Official in PECOS and the fucking website is down now???? This is my 13th reason I cannot believe I am being forced to jump through hoops for something I don't even want

New Movie Coming In The FALL, With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And Dumber To Follow........

They really will do just anything to avoid making healthcare access affordable

Wow. I can't believe the man who has never not looked like his inner monologue is just Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' has a substance abuse problem. Truly shocking

All the ATLA Zuko edits to When Did You Get Hot, "sorry I did not see the vision" girl shut up, yes you did. We all did why TF you lyin'? 🤣

This feels like an excellent time to remind everyone that the AI bubble is going to burst. It's not a matter of if it's a matter of when. The amount of money that is being poured into this will not be recouped. Period