YOU KNOW THE VIBES VLADY !

Y'all always gas me up. I love it here.

There must be a sports ball game on

Poetry

Just bought some this evening

Me, when Spotify shuffles in Wet Vagina by Doja Cat

ALL CORNERS???

Again..,the only biracial couple I truly root for.

Friday topic?? Cause I have a LIST

this how i be dancing in the club

How they used to be in 2005 on YouTube with Pretty Ricky in the background.

WHY IS IT SO AGGRESSIVE!?!!!! 😭😭😭😭

Hey hey... random yt men who just started following me... - I say nigga - you cannot - I don't like pink dick - I'm a full supporter of the alphabet mafia (I've been auditioning to join for Years) - This is NOT a safe space for you Bob

Like you really just casually be walkin around looking like the physical manifestation of "fuck me" -- a nigga who is well versed in all my buttons 🫠🫠🫠

Folks who learned how to play spades before highschool where the kids 'in grown folks business'...

I. Let. Too. Much. Slide.

Them jeans is holding back too like Levi's on Beyonce ✊🏾🥷🏾🃏💐💐💐

It was a very fruitful visit

They're playing 'I'm every woman' in this Goodwill and I'm trying to hold back

A substantial thigh, if you will

Alright... That's another coworker to add to the "Ion Fuck Wit You" list

As a fat black band nerd, I wanted Lizzo to be great! I caped for her so much... But girl... Damnit!!!

🗣️ I GOT TWO (head)PHONES!!!! ONE FOR THE YAP AND ONE FOR THE SLAPS 🎶

This was supposed to be an easy morning...

The filler melons; honeydew, cantaloupe, etc.

I was contemplating making a burner for no face no case thirst traps and random observations buuuuuuut I think I'ma pass

The difference between being Peaceful and being Harmless is the capacity for righteous violence

The girlies need to understand this: You are not going to supplement or hack your body's need for foreplay out of the equation. Either your partner invests the time to get you wet or you use lubrication. Stop blaming your body & trying every product when the solution is attention & time.

Me since I logged on this morning

“I like my partner a lil uncomfortable before I ease them into it” With all the weird shit women have to deal with on a consistent basis..? In real life? I don’t see a woman saying that shit out loud. Even if she is a bit weird like that.

“If she thick, @solomonrmissouri.com got time” 🤣

The giraffe in TX:

All children deserve to eat for free at school. ALL OF THEM. I don’t care if their parent is a millionaire. Free lunch.

BAWDY GLASSES KNEES SKIN DRESSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

@solomonrmissouri.com is Great for a rant about a thick bodied woman and it makes my day every time

I have worked in the courts for the last 10 years... I don't see a single crime being committed by Pastor Tony.

Pastor ain’t even go as far as he could’ve lol

I will put Garfield in the SMOKER

i reiterate:

A tattoo needle is calling my government name

Absolutely

Me Everyday 🫠 lol

🗣️ When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time We'll have a gay old tiiiiiiiiime……

“How can you say you love God, whom you’ve never seen, but hate your brother whom you see every day” - from the book they claim to believe in but never actually read

Black men are so Fucking attractive

You know..don’t threaten me when you see me outside looking good whether in regular shorts or hoochie daddies. I like that shit and now I have to leave the house commando with my chain on glistening with smell goods on..it is written it is law! And who gonna check me? Eggzacklee.

I wanna have really really really rough sex

Call him Good Boy and see if he don't melt right in front on you