I started smoking weed too late in life, so I never got to fuck the weed man. I feel like I missed out on a core experience.

I only pop out to shake ass and take drunk bathroom mirror pics

When you find the perfect crochet hair then the company STOPS MAKING IT!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

2 weeks working out + 2 tequila sunrises = Megan knees

I would live in his lap

calling it Q'Chi will never Not be funny 🤣🤣🤣

I wanna bring negative meaning back to the word "nerd" because so many of you need to be shoved into a locker

I love “shaking ass” music. Most times I don’t even care what they talking about as long as the beat goes

Post something blue 💙 Don't mind if I do 😽😽 HAPPY FOUNDERS DAY!!

Twitter's down?

Who is asking for Both?? 😳

Advanced algebra/trigonometry in highschool. I already knew I was getting a full ride to the school of my choice and didn't Need the credit. Never even cracked the spine on the book.

Yeeaaaaaaaaa I'm goin home

When someone does something nice/kind for me and they hit me with the, “Well… we all we got, right? 🥰”

Weekly daycare rates are nasty too.

Why do Jamaicans love Celine Dion?

Just found out one of the older ladies in my old office passed... Today can fuck smooth off honestly

I feel so fuckin defeated as a parent right now

"Financial celibacy" feels like a term that was made in a lab to get the Skyline arguing

I done forgot my old screen name 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

No new pictures Where are you mentally?

The yts on TikTok are getting into Fetty Wap because "it was just drug charges" and I'm Losing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

pt 2

I hate how white creators took over the skeetsafterdark hashtag on here. Can’t even see some good filth without a naked white person harassing me

Really wish BlueSky showed who saved your post

I want to be numb again

Having a kid you don't Beat into obedience is HARD bruh

It’s facts

🗣️ FOR THE PLOT

Tell her she's pretty before them niggas at her job do

Meg sounds like she's Literally puttin belt to ass on her verse!!

🗣️ COME GET YO BITCH DAWG!!

music.apple.com/us/album/all... If this song comes on, just move out my way.

love a man with a nose ring it just does something to me.

Fat, lean gut Gucci will forever be unmatched & undefeated in my book🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Again, I'd be MORTIFIED!!

Cause WHY IS THIS SEEN AS A COMPLIMENT?!?!?

🗣 ALL WHITE BRICKS

The inflection on 'Boy ya lookin like a Golf ball' takes me out Every time!!

PLEASE!!!

Y'all I found @rize4eva.bsky.social 's secret TikTok

Listening

Niggas gon nig. Every fuckin time.

Empathy

My ugly phase

Potatoes Bread Pasta Rice

My phone A sickening set of press-ons A blunt A single earbud An iced coffee