I will put Garfield in the SMOKER

i reiterate:

A tattoo needle is calling my government name

Absolutely

Me Everyday 🫠 lol

🗣️ When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time We'll have a gay old tiiiiiiiiime……

“How can you say you love God, whom you’ve never seen, but hate your brother whom you see every day” - from the book they claim to believe in but never actually read

Black men are so Fucking attractive

You know..don’t threaten me when you see me outside looking good whether in regular shorts or hoochie daddies. I like that shit and now I have to leave the house commando with my chain on glistening with smell goods on..it is written it is law! And who gonna check me? Eggzacklee.

I wanna have really really really rough sex

Call him Good Boy and see if he don't melt right in front on you

*feral, guttural shriek*

17

Coconut tastes like spit

And you've never even so much as offered to poison the mojitos of my enemies

Indeed

If I don't do NUTHIN, Imma put that shit on!

If you thicker than mud pies , I hope your day is perfect

I need a couple pairs of big strong hands to borrow for a few hours

Yall so damn fine

Lmao facts, this my favorite character

Red Velvet is what!?

Barely Friday but hi(gh)

It's so painful to watch someone unsuccessfully flirt

I gotta stop giving yt women compliments

The fact that it's not even fuckin NOON

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *derogatory*

Im losing my mind highest of key

We didn't deserve Robin Williams

Loneliness will have you reaching out to the same person you begged God to free you from... I'm talmbout that ugly cry praying!

When your friend asks you how you're doing, responding 'ravenously horny' would be weird right??

I kinda wanna get a pair of butt scrunch leggings

This so disrespectful to Jamiroquai 😒😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️

The government growin babies Microchips in your anus All Koala bears are racist

Now I'm Mr Charisma, fuckin Pablo Escobar

I'm DOUBLE my 'ideal body weight'

Fuck no baby

BUT NIGGAS HAD TO BE WEIRD AND NOW WE GET NOTHING UNLESS @galatictbee.blacksky.app PUTS UP A BAT SIGNAL

"🗣️CAREFUL, Y'ALL!! ISSA FED!!!"

@misstanoitall.blacksky.app @papito208.blacksky.app @lagroovekagejo.bsky.social @astoldbynai.blacksky.app 🤗🤗🤗🤗

"... The rest [of my friends] are mostly Black. I have no idea what you mean by a chopped hairline..."

YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO BANGLADESH!!!

On day 3 of 75 Soft... I'm so sick of peeing

I love us for real.🥰

'i came in with my dick in my hand...' should've told us everything we needed to know🤦🏾‍♀️

If you're mixed (Black and white) and have never felt comfortable saying the n-word, I respect that ... But you should have to clock in Friday 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

If you voted for 🍊, you should have to clock in Friday 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

If you're not a descendant of Black American slaves, you should have to clock in Friday 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️