Not y’all being paper Balds

Being the youngest of 2 meant never being able to be the lone black character in the Tony Hawk series 😪😪😪

I believe it qualifies as a *checks notes* delicacy. Yes delicacy

I thought ball maxxing is what Kobe used to do in the fourth quarter

Wishing my faves a very HAPPY MOTHERS DAY 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐

Them people at that lady funeral after the elephant showed up:

When it’s the first time going to a White House party with Michael Irvin:

Menace to South Central While You’re Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Tequila doesn’t burn as badly

*cues saxophone*

Not a new variant dropping 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

So ingrained in me that I’ve on occasion called my older brother sir by accident

When them lights went out on that charter bus>>>>>

Hey, so, if you wanna help out Dead Mother's Day Brunch, pls consider donating. We're all just trying to make it through this holiday. You can contribute here: Venmo: @mia_sade CashApp: $miasade13

Those of us who chose to do literally anything else but watch

“If you were my kids, I’d punish you” “If we were your kids we’d punish OURSELVES”

Grocery bag carrying

Welcome in to another edition of the Coleslaw Chronicles Podcast. I’m your host JB with my friend @meekayelah.blacksky.app! Don’t forget to smash that like and subscribe button

“You sittin on your couch watching TV and your life’s just passing you by”

Y’all Druski done done it again 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Go👏🏽put👏🏽some👏🏽thing👏🏽on👏🏽your👏🏽sto👏🏽mach👏🏽NOW

Also: She’en’een He’en’een You’en’een

RUMSPRINGER!!!!!

What’s the best one you’ve stolen? 👀👀(Just in case I need to update the inventory)

This is “And then” all over again 🤯🤯🤯🤯

A toddler who just put something in their mouth they’re not supposed to

I did it!!!

I honestly think he was sitting on that content for years and was waiting for an opportunity…and lo and behold here comes Jermaine…Cole in 1st Person Shooter

Mans has an excellent idea

Ok I’m done now 😂😂😂😂

$4.99 here and I’m about to make my 20 month old get a job cuz you gotta start pulling your own weight around

What kind of cheese has grey hair? Salt and Pepper jack

Such an amazing and necessary cause here ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

This week is so weird and sad for a lot of us in the Dead Mom Club. I'm co-hosting Dead Mother's Day Brunch this Saturday as a safe space to remember our moms and celebrate them, even though they aren't here. If you have it to spare, donate at $miasade13

Foot loose????!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

That’s why we KEPT on gym shorts under baggy jeans b/c you can get this work ANYWHERE at ANYTIME. We losing recipes.

I was waiting for a cranberry juice joke to pop up amongst this “fast” discourse🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know who NEEDS to be fast is cranberry sauce cause why isn’t it havin a baby by all them other fruits like juice is????

Ain’t nothin hot about this take!!!!

Oxtail must be appropriate for breakfast if they have it in omelets.