Me telling my wife that they messed up my order

You gotta leave with that man’s bottom lip after this. There ain’t no other option

The best piece of advice I could give any expectant parent is do a diaper drive in lieu of gifts for your baby shower. Grocery stores will allow you to exchange them once they size out. My son is almost 18 months old and we haven’t to come outta our pockets for diapers ONCE.

They really are the same person

As much as I love the kufis and lasers…what if it was started by a bald looking for an excuse to hatfish 🤔🤔🤔

Michael Irvin after each Miami win this playoffs:

Smh showin all kinds of mitty

That time of year again already??? #ChakaKhanALaker✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

Minnesota based Independent Journalist GEORGIA FORT has been arrested for filming a protest of the church pastor that works as an ICE manager. SPREAD THE WORD! Georgia has been doing outstanding reporting from ground zero!

Y’all are diabolical

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:

Context is irrelevant when it comes to MIQs 😂

Hold up they arrested Don Lemon??!???

Showed up to his partnas fune with the mans SUIT and his WIFE only to get the man’s daughter pregnant. FILTHY WORK

The king of dirty macking

In a dead man's suit no less!

She holds space for me when I need to be vulnerable, she encourages my silliness as well as my dreams. Motherhood has brought out a patience in her that’s divine. She calls me in when I’m not being my best self. She leads her teams well. She has never met a stranger…did I mention she’s got BAWDY 😍😍😍

Yall know they gotta find them first 😔😔😔😔

I pray my hometown never changes 😂😂😂

Yall wanna see a dead body?

Băld Josh.

So what we supposed to identify yall as??

I can already see a future Drake “bar” N-s steady beefin But I’m tryin to keep it low key Call that record label Mario Cuz they ridin him like he’s Yoshi

Idk but I heard she got recalled

I can GUARANTEE that a dome or sunny weather wouldn’t have made a lick of difference

He might not have it but IT has him in a vice grip

If you come over to our place and see that we’re still watching the Jim Carey Grinch in whilst the calendar almost reads February…mind your business lil man be having a TIME 😂😂😂

Tough break…guess I gotta root for ginger cuz now

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I’ll join in. God knows we need a cleanse today

So….what you’re saying is…what you need from us is understannnding? I’ll see myself out

It’s all love MBF but

Drop a lawyer.

Ted Cruz whenever ice is in the forecast:

@coolhtowngirl.blacksky.app happy birthday 🎁🎉🎊🎈🎂

Happy birthday to one of the faves!!!! @naiijah.bsky.social

Ain’t no WAY this man is my daddy age 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

God-given/God’s gift

That scene in Sinners

All Star with half bacon half sausage, eggs over hard, hashbrowns covered and peppered

They don’t have the infrastructure to handle it. It’d be a waste of money to have salt and brine reserves in a place that only gets meaningful snow once every decade or so

Idk what kinda man these stores THINK I am but I swear I’m not trying to fix a carburetor or skin a moose. I just want to be able to use my phone without my fingers going numb 😩

Nobody: My brain all day: Dr. Pepper bayyyyybayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

To quote Kraig Smith: they look like they bit the “BOOM” outta a bomb

Every tv show I watched growing up had me convinced that schools kept permanent records that would keep me outta college and employment

How did anyone find this out?

Britain needs to return Africa its things before speaking on ANYONE about ANYTHING