I had to be talked off the ledge of risking it all and sending the most ill-advised text of my life while Since I Lost My Baby by Luther was playing in the background

The first person to own a parrot:

Y’all Marlon did his THING in Him

Imagine thinking chili tastes the best fresh outta the crockpot. Couldn’t be me

This finna go QUADRUPLE platinum on the summer jam screen 😭😭😭😭😭

None of that sentence was pleasing to God my sister in Christ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Every day yall disappoint Cicely Tyson and Maya Angelou on this app 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This you?

You when texts come thru😭

This how @solomonmissouri.bsky.social be actin 😂😂😂😂

Post a movie you “LOVE” with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Mans really be walking around the house sayin “Y’all still here???”

I just ran into my old barber whilst I have a fresh cut and I haven’t felt more like a harlot in my life 😩😩😩😩😩

Rich Boy and his veneers could do no wrong in the early aughts

Classic by way of Alabama

Wasn’t he supposed to be a version?😭😭😭

And yet her sister Sauce out here being a prude!!! Guh, if you don’t open up that jar and let Peaches do his thing!!!

My friend challenged me to put myself out there so here goes: My position was eliminated on 9/02, and I'm looking for any available work. I specialize in writing, editing and social media management. I also have video experience. I'm looking for PT, FT, consulting and freelance

Hufflepuff w/e that means. I just took the quiz like three months ago but I’ve only seen the first movie

Old heads when they discovered LinkedIn:

Need it to taste as much like chocolate milk as humanly possible

if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

When the game went into overtime his agent said “Family we’re about to get a bigger yacht”

Girl could walk on her hands and average 100 receptions a year 😭😭😭😭😭

5’2

If I can't have you Let love set you free To fly your pretty wings around

God knew what He was doing not letting Cutwaters come out during the Travis Porter club era

Maybe…DJ got thrown off that LSU wears white at home and has been thinking they’re the visiting team too

Lemon booty starting to take effect in Knoxville

This in the microwave was childhood perfection 😋😋😋

That male loneliness epidemic is undefeated😭😭😭😭

You wanna know Sprite’s biggest problem?? It don’t know how to be average…when it’s good can’t nobody touch it but when it’s anything less than it’s tuuuurble…it’s the Eli Manning of the soft drink game (Eli might be harsh but it’s got the same generational run followed by badness energy)

It has to be extremely cold or from McDonald’s

Y’all gonna be mad at me if I say Sprite be missing more times than folks wanna admit?

Gang.

La Croix

I didn’t even find out until I got home from school and the news was on instead of Maury

Mixed with trail mix

Ronald McDonald when they asked him why he would put cheese on a fish sammich:

I learned that his full name is cash app and I haven’t stopped giggling since

That man should be JAILED 😩😩😩😩😩

This is what happened to all that hairspray hitting the ozone