Folks be out here rediscovering the imperial boomerang from first principles

A tremendous amount of great work here, but need to say that I might have to get “You get weird when you don’t write” tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. JFC, @alexanderchee.bsky.social, this is so moving, and thoughtful, and harnesses exactly the reason I couldn’t stop watching. Thank you!

This rules, and is why you should never try to get out of jury duty.

Hey Tarantino, I’ve got your next Nazi movie plot.

Barbie Yaga. I REPEAT — BARBIE YAGA!

Yeah, man, I don’t think we’re going to voting booth our way out of this one.

This is the energy and the only correct answer.

That moment in “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar” when Stockard Channing is like, “I’m a drag queen,” and then the whole town says it to protect the dolls — except with “I’m a fucking bitch.” soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/p/i-m-a-fuck...

“It’s pork chops, baby.” — James (fuckin) Baldwin This is good work, @johnbirdsall.bsky.social.

In which this man reminds me why his police drama is the only one I can stand to watch with love in my heart. I am very fucking annoyed by the cogency of this argument.

You know what? I’m a fucking bitch too. And unfortunately for the rest of you, that’s not an offense punishable by death in the eyes of the law, you little fucking piss baby.

i have watched the shooter's video. it's going to make you way the fuck madder.

the whole point of being an american is eating food from every country on earth with people from that country and partying with them. that's the thing we're best at and it's fun as hell and i can't believe these dickheads are trying to fuck things up for us

ICE is a morally rotten, unnecessary agency that never should have existed. If someone you care about thinks otherwise, you know your job.

Trump, his viziers & our supine media know that ICE murdered a woman by shooting her repeatedly in the face at close range. They know that we know this. They are counting on enough people being okay with it. Thus, we have a decision to make. We are extraordinarily powerful at this moment.

ICE is a morally rotten, unnecessary agency that never should have existed. If someone you care about thinks otherwise, you know your job.

Supporting the continued existence of ICE is a radical position that should make everyone keep an eye on you

Got my flu shot and Covid shot yesterday and feel like I got hit by a truck this morning. Which is still significantly better than catching this flu, which has knocked every healthy adult I know who’s gotten it on their whole ass for two entire weeks!

“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat

The thing about having pedophile rapists run the country is they don’t know what consent looks like much less how to manufacture it

Literally learn this lesson daily.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

The consent factory ain’t manufacturing shit right now

Barely resisting the urge to comment, “bro, I fucking hate it here!” on every single post today.

There is no moral, legal, or political justification for the US to attack Caracas. None. Don’t entertain the musings or of those who claim otherwise. This is a city of 3.2 million people, and their lives are not fodder for parlor debates.

Evergreen tweet

Genuinely surprised they haven’t already carved this into a marble monument.

What the fuck does “Conspiracy to Possess Machineguns and Destructive Devices against the United States” even mean??? Also isn’t the right to posses machine guns something these assholes argue for every time a kid gets killed at school?

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

Gonna be me all day today, I can tell already.

Just a few minutes ago I saw a reporter talking about how important mainstream media will be in the coming days, especially the AP and Reuters journalists on the ground in Venezuela

Remember how hard they made us study the checks and balances?

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Our time has come.

Having time to think about anything other than the human atrocities we were able to so easily un-redact by fucking copy-pasting from an inept release of legally mandated government disclosures today is such a brain-melting reminder of how far a live-streamed genocide has pushed our brains.

Unfortunately woke up with this thought in my head that I need to get away from me: Just because you “American Canto” doesn’t mean you American shouldo. I’m so sorry.

THAT’S NOT A DOG

Yeah, well I’m not calling it The Gulf of America either, you fucking loser.

I haven’t stopped thinking about this all week.

I know there’s so much going on — most of it bad — and this is like, the least important commentary, but how is Kash Patel literally ALWAYS making this face? Did someone tape his eyes open? Is he just VERY easy to startle?

"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.

I am beside myself.

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

Today’s the 18th anniversary of my dad’s death, and he would be fucking weeping with laughter over this. Great work today, internet. No notes.

Oh no this is so fucking funny ☠️

Just grateful I’m not in earshot of @andybcampbell.bsky.social singing this for the rest of the month.

thinking of her today