será q hachura e rasura tem a mesma etimologia

they call it a coochie because you tickle it

you go glenn coco

repita após mim: nós não estamos indo 'numa aventura sexy'. não existe nada intitulado 'uma aventura sexy'. nós estamos indo ao hospital.

um parabens pa todas q pegam na minha #cessaodaora

insígnia gnomística de são thomé das letras

o cadaver da era da consciência

algumas gurias sem namoro de qqlr tipo respondendo a isso vilificando a mina e falando q ela vai sofrer quando n sabem nada da vida dela e ela se segura justamente pela resposta de vcs, q infelizmente foi essa msm

fui sacaneado tao forte por esses vacilao do rj é dificil ate de acreditar

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

when crash fucks the air i always thought that was improper

adoraria ver aqueles mangás tipo "é possível amar uma mulher de twintail?" e a resposta é "não"

a gente teve aqueles estudos de escama de peixe pra queimadura, nao sei quanto a aplicação, e teve estudos sobre o jambu enquanto anestético roubado e patentado pelos canadenses

nesse ritmo vou ter uma carreira de sucesso antes de ter um amigo q dê p confiar e curtir e sepa desenhar fazer coisa criativa junto

doing turkish ice cream shit with my penis

deixa eu tirar minha camisa pra te ver melhor

"wheres their telephones" "dont kill that one... he can be a toilet"

A querida ensinando fascistas a ler a Constituição

I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.

n.e.r.m.a.l stands for not even remotely mad about lasagna

nossa irmao tu eh mttttt bobo na casca do ovo

Não é sobre sexo mas esse é um dos meus tuítes favoritos

genuinamente a sensação de fumar Kent

The 1970s were 30 years ago, the 1980s were 40 years ago, the 1990s were ten years ago, the 00s are now, the 10s are now, the 20s are now. The 1960s are purely hypothetical. Hope this clears things up

Look how cute the cover of this Japanese Mac HyperCard dungeon-crawling RPG is! Released in 1993 and titled a 'Stack RPG'.

A Ressaca filmao gosto mt

Was initially just going to be a little study but I drew Marie weirdly small on the surface so thought I might as well add a background haha #Peripeteia

PILOT: G.Y.O AVATAR: Petrichorus A "Data Fisher" whose Avatar allows him to encrypt stolen files as simulated fish. If he can catch them, he can harvest the data from within and offer it for sale at his "fish market". Different files generate different species/sizes, making every catch unique.

An Isekai story where two stoners, after a fresh run to the dispensary, smoke a mysterious strain that ended up in their bag called, "Truck-kun". When the high hits, it sends them to another dimension, where their knowledge of weed first revolutionizes their agriculture, then their society!

five million micropennies

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

A instituiçao gays catoliquissimas esta indo longe demais hahahaha

This is pretty fucked up because I can’t do geometry. The bird is smarter than I am.

Satoshi Kon was a master filmmaker -- and a master storyboarder. His detailed sketches were blueprints for his movies. Take Millennium Actress. He spent nine months boarding it alone, on a quest to make a great film with a small budget. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-satosh...

tasted the pee

“Shame on you all. You’re all hypocrites,” she said as some in the crowd began to boo. “50,000 Palestinians in Gaza have been murdered with Microsoft technology. How dare you. Shame on all of you for celebrating on their blood. Cut ties with Israel.”

tão fazendo uns bagui revolucionário nessa universidade primeira classe de todas de ensino geral é Problematização sobre a Missão da Universidade

Every once in a while i wish I were smaller so I could be mean and petty and get away with it 😮‍💨

My youngest has picked a main and we now call running 2 the booger touch

nos fundos da floresta, tem um pequeno rato chamado crash bandicoot. e ele tem muito a lhe ensinar, se você o permitir.

ao inves de ganhar outro picolé ganhei uma lacrada

pan golim

o pau que chupa de volta