not sure what it says about me that I do my best writing exclusively to the "hi ho" song from the I love boosters soundtrack

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Joy is not resistance.

I just want to watch Jeopardy without being shamed by incessant prevagen ads

instagram people you may know is not a safe space rn why am I seeing people I haven’t spoken to in 15 years who live halfway across the country this is an unfair jump scare

this would be weird on a normal day, EXTRA weird the Monday after a ransomware attack

Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic

Why do men watch reels on full volume while sitting on public toilets

I'm exhausted by the relentless need to optimize and scale everything in the world, what is the POINT

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STOP BRINGING YOUR DOG INTO THE COFFEE SHOP

they say Chicago is the rattiest city in America but if that’s true tell me why a rat ran over my foot in NY within the first year but only now, nearly six years in, has a rat touched me in Chicago

fucking hate it when east coast journalists visit

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"I devoured this book." @christopherofspace.bsky.social's review of “We Burned So Bright” by TJ Klune (@torbooks.bsky.social) is out now. chireviewofbooks.com/2026/04/29/w...

We should be learning from other countries...

if you lay on your horn in a residential neighborhood for basically any reason before 9 a.m. on a weekend, you're a bad person and I hope you suffer

I have creed stuck in my head, it must be baseball season

somehow missed that this was happening, mental breakdown commencing

I didn’t realize I was so susceptible to the moon joy propaganda but then again it may just be a human response to competent people who can still imagine a future

absolutely wild that ad breaks for this game on the mlb app audio stream are either ads for tasers or dead silence

if I were on Artemis II I would simply not come back

[trying to be encouraging in these difficult times] good job on having a day

it’s tdov 2026 and the only types of posts allowed are about the supreme court’s okaying of conversion therapy and donation links because we live in hell

Torturing kids is legal in the name of religious freedom happy TDOV

there's no reason my apartment in boystown should be in the same congressional district as cary

FUCK

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My dating profile.

oh is there a moviesball tonight 🙄🙄🙄

all the Sound nominees need to get together and fix the Oscars like how we all have to turn off our parents' motion smoothing

it's st. paddy's (observed) here in chicago and the dulcet tones of rob thomas are in the air over lakeview east

listen, fuck climate change, but news coverage of storms is my favorite genre of news

oh no it's a matchbox 20 discography kind of day

oh no the letterboxd reviews do NOT pass the vibe check

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

I would like everything to stop being an 8th grader's bad screenplay idea www.reuters.com/business/aer...

false spring gave me the worst snap of SAD that I've had in years - I've never been more grateful for 30 degree weather

when i say i’m bisexual these days what i mean is i’m gay but would figure it out for carrie coon

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"Amidst vignettes that feel wildly plausible, Madden intervenes with a demand to suspend your disbelief." @ansonjtong.com's review of “You Know Nothing” by Yasmina Din Madden (Curbstone Press) is out now. chireviewofbooks.com/2026/02/16/i...

it’s actually embarrassing how hostile the security measures at millennium park are

ME IRL #BaseballSeason

Bring back earnestness and sincerity.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you

it's the big day

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