“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

one cranberry gin hot toddy and I’m in holiday heaven

can’t believe katy perry “went to space” just to be referred to namelessly as “justin trudeau’s girlfriend”

ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy… probably

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

happy thanksgiving to the dude in 23A who ordered a double Tito’s ginger ale at 8:30 in the morning then spilled a third of the can on the floor

my fitness app is adding nutrition and my nutrition app is adding workouts 🤦🏼‍♂️

ZOHRAN

CHRISTMAS CREEP IS A SCOURGE ON SOCIETY

can’t wait for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to get elected already, these ads are making me way too nostalgic for nyc

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

the local diners extending their hours for dinner is a recession indicator

A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself

Saw a headline about homeschooling popularity being on the rise, so it's time for the periodic reminder: You aren't smart enough to home school your child or children.

every time I hear brooks & dunn’s “my maria” I am saddened by the fact that my name is not yodel-able

it's one thing to look up and see a centipede on your wall it's another entirely to look away for 30 seconds, look back up, and it's gone

putting up the gallagher way winterland BEFORE HALLOWEEN is wild

deeply ashamed by the fact that i've just learned for the first time today that joel schumaker wrote THE WIZ?

imagine thinking greta thunberg of all people is the antichrist 🤦‍♂️

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78. Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

october baseball continuing to fuel my will to live amid everything 🥲

the constant doomsday prepper ads in this yankees game seems…appropriate?

the way the guys fondled michael busch’s ass after that home run is the level of support i need in my life

getting through today

— Waking up in 2025 I'd love to unclench my jaw again someday.

I know it’s time to go home when a tiny dog completely losing its shit barking at dogs three times its size causes me to double over laughing

Cops have taken over the Boystown 7-11 parking lot, they’re too scared of the swifties

I'd like to write a whole book about bedrot

For Whom The Hooba Stank

I can't explain why I hate hearing "terms and conditions" referred to as "T&Cs" but boy do i

"We can, and certainly must, take Butler’s life as inspiration for creating our own resistance." @christopherofspace.bsky.social's review of "Positive Obsession" by Susana M. Morris (@amistadbooks.bsky.social) is out now. chireviewofbooks.com/2025/08/21/p...

Baseball god (the real god), please let americas beloved Chicago cubs annihilate the (we all agree evil) Milwaukee brewers and secure their place atop the National League amen

obsessed with the fact that every straight white comedy man is head over heels in love with bad bunny

"A deeply tender story about love after decades hidden beneath the veneer of a page-turning thriller." @christopherofspace.bsky.social's review of "Summerhouse" by Yigit Karaahmet, translated by Nicholas Glastonbury (@sohopress.bsky.social) is out now. chireviewofbooks.com/2025/05/28/s...

A glorious Easter to you and your house. Qapla'!

nothing makes me cry like a drag race finale

"McMorrow’s advice is often solid and actionable: consume less political media, stop doomscrolling, and do something." @christopherofspace.bsky.social's review of Hate Won't Win by Mallory McMorrow is up now. chireviewofbooks.com?p=92274

ok a nico hoerner walk up song from last year came up on a playlist and quite literally brought tears to my eyes - i think i’m ready for baseball season 🥲⚾️🧢

I’m not watching nonsense.

Calling yourself a king doesnt make you a king. Delivering an all-time banger of a speech on St. Crispin’s Day does.

I keep thinking about bootcut jeans.

Me opening the news every fucking morning

ACT UP, 1990

what makes suburbanites SO susceptible to cults

my last disappointment of 2024 was the west wing disappearing from max in the middle of my weekslong rewatch an hour before midnight

“You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits: