I’d be worried about being married to somebody that small because I might lose them in the house

Thanks for the image warning, Bluesky.

James Van Der Beek's death has me thinking about revisiting THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, a movie that features a suicide scene that upset me so much I never watched it again.

Aww man. Not Mox.

I think the really cynical answer is he had his own perfectly good thing going

Cannot believe that I got to profile an extraordinary filmmaker, who happens to be the mother of NYC’s new mayor, and think about intersections of art and politics, and how familial love might produce a buffer against the corrosive politics and cynicism of our time. My story about Mira Nair:

Gonna be hard to top that original ending, brother. Godspeed.

feel like we should switch to the british spelling for this specifically just makes it more disgusting

Laura Dern and David Lynch on the set of TWIN PEAKS Dern was BOTD in 1967

age verification? I saw THE LITTLE MERMAID in a movie theater.

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

just going on the record and saying You Get What You Give by the New Radicals rules and everybody else is wrong

I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking

The old world (football season) is dead and the new world (baseball season) struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters (spring training)

"Why won't they look?"

This is one of things. Bigtime.

it whips ass that we have organized the entire world around one special boy who is also the biggest piece of shit that ever lived

They figure skatin' to the Men In Black theme song out here

A good question for anyone who gets a one-on-one interview with Trump: "What is the new kickoff rule?" It would be better than asking him his favorite Bible verse or the name of his fourth child.

Is Sam Darnold elite?

every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular

It’s so funny how much he hates the kickoff rule

Is Sam Darnold elite?

Last thing this president needs to be talking about is the safety of children

Like I said.

Ballgame.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

MVP for the Seahawks kicker

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Well this is more entertaining than the game

Alright, time for Kid Rock!

Just told everyone to shut up for the Cliff Booth teaser lol

Fun fact: To this day, Green Day is the best live band I’ve ever seen.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

The vetting process for performers in the “All-American Halftime Show”:

Feels like a trap

go off jack white

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

My politics

My sense of humor was, more or less, shaped by 90's Comedy Central

A foggy and rainy day along Falling Water Creek, in the Ozark Mountains of northern Arkansas.

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

valentine diner, magnolia, arkansas, 1979

Ed Harris has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Bezos has the resources to make WaPo into the BEST sports outlet and BEST science outlet and BEST place to get trusted news without feeling any sort of negative financial impact but is happy to turn it into Quillette because he’s lost whatever creative spark he had and turned into a vapid dullard

got this one on dvd