they should have to kill more pop tarts after every stage of the playoff

Game: Super Mario Bros. (1985, NES) TAS Author: OnehundredthCoin Source: tasvideos.org/6012M

A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

congrats everyone on prestiging 2020 yet again. surely one of these times they’ll release the new year

i literally cant figure out how to make 15-20 bucks go into a website and have flacs for a 2 disc dj mix released in 2021 come out. but i can stream it just fine. what are we even doing here.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

EMERGENCY: Do they make a boston cream donut but the pastry cream is also chocolate????

起きない犬🐶 Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.

poetic license!

this year to save me from tears/ I'll rivet the Bat Wheels tighter

last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

this earthquake jiggle only comes out for the third chorus and i love how stupid and effective it is, it's like she's fighting guts man www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33s...

why is there an ai cover of doritos roulette

my dad and i got into an elevator with pat sajak and his son(?) and right when i thought my dad would keep his mouth shut he said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world, to dead silence. later sajak tweeted something about what a long day it’d been

please do not teach the goats italian

Someone blocking The Onion on here is a very funny concept, to me.

Don't spread this boomer-bait Chicken Soup For The Soul bullshit on Bluesky for goodness' sake! Have some dignity and recognize the writing style and narrative tropes of this maudlin slop that has existed for over 20 years

protein strawberry you are dead to me. traitor pastry

the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself

if the amen doth break, jungle it make if you kick then snare, you got dnb there

i care about nothing today other than what flavor of pop tart gets sacrificed

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

why does the oven say piss…

i dont think ive ever eaten a little caesars pizza or anything else from that store for that matter

you there boy, what bullshit is this

i was walking through the kitchen just in time to see a bottle of vinaigrette inexplicably flip forward off the shelf and land on the floor and explode. i don’t care about poltergeists as much as i do how annoying it is to clean vinaigrette up

Day 12 of #DBZmas! Happy Holidays to all who celebrate! It is a special time of the year where we cherish those we love. I hope you are having a jolly good time with those special to you! I sure am.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

bringing the tradition to bsky

you actually do not “need to” string up your cat in usb christmas lights plugged into a power bank. this does not create a “christmas kitty” no matter how many ai generated instruction videos your aunt texts you. trying to make “feline navidad” is suboptimal for both electronics and creature

when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles

In Mario Party Superstars, the "endless mode" of Hot Rope Jump is not actually endless, and will play an ending scene after reaching 9999 jumps. This takes 3 hours of continuous flawless play, making this the longest Mario Party series minigame with a definite ending.

Day 10 of #DBZmas! Uhhh... Today's a special request from a special someone! During such a special time of the year, why not celebrate something truly uh perfect? .... . .-.. .--. Who's your favorite Cell?

tim, sundar, when i ask siri for the 12” version of rod stewart’s passion on youtube music, i want the god damn 12” version. i need all 7 minutes and 30 seconds of passion.

Gregg Mayles has just unveiled the full plan of Stop ‘N’ Swop, and its glorious!

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

taco bell demonstrably lied to me about what my #1 item was and now i'm not sure if i can trust anyone in this world

Is this still ok to post?

Charitably, about 20% of this website

happy holidays!