I think of this clip every time I see someone use the word "ya'll" who definitely only picked it up from being online:

wait. wait. hold up. hold on. hold the FUcking phone.. .... _MAMA_ LUIGI??????

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

The prototype version of Mario Artist: Paint Studio contains empty, "liminal" versions of Mario Kart 64 renders.

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

Denvis

goku teleporting this thing to king kai’s planet before it’s too late

Or this one

i mean, i get it, a disney pirate movie is a big deal. but compared to the last ones, it’s a little limited in scale? just a story about how they fought off scurvy? unless there’s something else i’m missing about the Mandarin and Grog

I regret to inform all of you that in 1992 Nabisco put out a SnackWell's crewneck sweatshirt that is just pure 🔥

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

jerry saltz rubbing his hands together like birdman and walking out with fifteen cups of coffee

kpop demon hunters (2025)

Chemical Plant moment

i havent listened to batdance in a while

mommy dont know daddys piling slop / at the sandwich shop / overstuffing a hoagie

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

went to a diner this evening with jukeboxes on the table put a quarter in to play the capitol's "cool jerk" what came out was lana del rey's "summertime sadness" i have never felt so betrayed in my entire life

i asked mark tedin to draw goatse on my sol ring and he asked what it was and before i could say anything the guy behind me in line at the signing table said "it's like a guy using his hands to hold his mouth open" and now i have this

the bluesky people have found the vertlartnic. amazing replies here

pursed lips implies the existence of walleted lips

7 months to go

it’s because they’re illiterate and have to three-cue the script chatgpt wrote for them

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Health Whisk Low, Says WHO

Area 6 pussy got my G diffuser acting different

Bizarre promotional flipbook distributed in 2003 as part of Nintendo's "Who Are You?" marketing campaign, featuring inspirational text alongside a sequence of images of a person transforming into Donkey Kong.

seems like everyone’s talking about “the idea of Dubai,“ but never the idea of putting on The Doobie Brothers‘ 1978 studio album “Minute By Minute” and experiencing an all-star rhythm section and legendary vocal performances 😔

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda

Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.

If I spent $60k to make $4k and then didn’t make the $4k I’d be mad too

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now

the hot dog generates over three trillion ions per second

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

did a car thing

sex boyardee. same jingle as zest-fully clean

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

damn right!

Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee