Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles

wooow great job sonic. you ran so fast through the level (my house) and smashed my robot (my dishwasher). what a fucking hero.

what will really get people to come to my restaurant is when they see a flyer with SOME SHIT • THAT DOESN'T • MAKE SENSE above a picture of scaly dog food i'm claiming are tater tots

the two outfits for men

i gotmyself a "silly straw" to enjoy my beverage. I don't find it silly at all. is it silly to bring joy to a mundane activity. i think not. But it also looks like it spells "ass" in cursive which is silly so fair play.

my favourite emerald (or well, key in this case) hint in all of sa2 when i first saw this i laughed for minutes straight

movie trailer for “fortnite but real” where it’s using medibot’s vengabus salvation tweet all slowed down and sad

my mind resurrected a song where its just some guy yelling "HARD PUSSY TECHNO" and now i have to go figure out what i'm thinking of

peanus butt & jelqy sans-wich

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

took forever to get a milkshake; they kept tapping the scoop for like ten minutes before asking me what flavor i wanted. and don’t get me started on jiggling the jar of sprinkles from ear to ear…

heres at least 10 reasons we cant have nice things anymore

whoever said ai generated dogs couldnt play football

i think i trust him

if you take these attempts at damage control at face value you are even dumber than the people who bought into his candidacy. wear this shit around your neck forever

got real fuckin lost for a while until i realized this came via gamer news accounts and not kpop news accounts

nyoro~n personal jesus someone megassa squeeze someone smokes cheese

sliced or quartered meatball > whole meatballs on a sub. sorry, its true

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

found this nasty freak in the emoji kitchen

giant craps are what you take

would

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder

naughty badniks go in the egg wiggler

ok

dude in front of me at this concert has been reading about food-borne illness outbreaks for the past 20 minutes. quite literally, his mind’s in listeriaaaaa

i think i’m gonna prank myself and tell liquid ass to install itself tonight

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

they accidentally a crunchwrap 15 years before its time

good account

You will never taste my perfect burger, Cloud.

i don't think i talked about how as a prank to my friends i edited the entire 2 hour run of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children like a ytp and passing it off as a weird link from 2007 i found on internetarchive heres the Sephiroth fight edited like a classic cartoon. The whole film is like this.

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

(to the tune of Arabian Nights) 🎶fast casual shriiiimp🎶

takin a crap takin a piss takin an excretion spree

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

thinking about the parallel universe that got MrBreast instead