all i’m saying is that repeatedly emphasizing that it’s “lil soups… for cats!” in the commercial implies that there are lil soups for humans they made and are hiding from us

you willl be visited by 3 spirits. th first will inform you that its already 11:17 pm (undesired)

just going through some youtube comments

hate it when this happens

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

robotnik’s mean green bean casserole

Aye aye aye I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy Green, black and blue Making science in the sky

ra ra rasputin / peep that girthy aubergine

See You Next Mission

why can’t i find the comic where it’s the ps4/xbone/wiiu console sales and a guy with a dunce cap and crayon draws nonsense trend lines (i think it was for the bone going way up)

i got this air purifier for christmas 3 years ago and now suddenly there are hard boiled egg ads in the app

And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting. In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...

“Consistently Preferred Banana Music” sounds like the next Neil Cicierega album title

2026 basically

gm

I had a dream I was studying biology in university (I am a graduated compsci student) and the professor handed us an assignment to do over break and it looked like this

you know this timeline’s cursed because the account that survived was swift on security and not devops borat

king, get down! that's an enemy glazeship. a sigma yeet from its machine gyatt could cook a man in half. aura farm carefully, king.

i can't believe that not only did someone have this thought before, they fully executed on it soundcloud.com/lance-coulte...

without exaggerating: discovering this at the age of 16 and laughing so hard that I had to find out where the photos came from, discovering Something Awful in the process, was arguably more formative towards the person I grew into as an adult than going to college it's in entirety :unsmith:

i think if you're hitting rock bottom and reviewing fast food in your car on youtube you shouldnt take the tomatoes and pickles and shit off of it. because now youve given up the game and you're not reviewing the food. you're just eating your lunch and talking to yourself on cam

do you think there's a mandela effect where people insist it's spelled mandala effect?

Told me he was in the booth telling the ADV guys “yeah this cannot be right, why the hell would Drebin know this and why the hell does Snake need to know this?” and being told “Hand to God Kojima wrote this”. Was lovely meeting him, great guy

I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered. He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.

This is blackout poetry to me

i hit play fully expecting it to turn into the mac and me clip

gen alpha electroswing, where instead of the 20s and 30s it's the california sound and the british invasion. they can call it electro'67

A username I will never forget for as long as I live is "shota through the heart, and yuri to blame"

bring back the footlong beef n cheesy

"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”

had the spaghetti dream again

Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me

imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol

I never noticed this either.

sometimes i wonder if my last major accomplishment was 10 years ago when i compressed vince.gif so hard i could upload it as a slack emoji

it’s all fun and games until we find out hybe’s debuting her later this year

went to the weather sites to check out the dangling of the arctic scrote and decided this clickbait needed a new picture

I heard a loud thump and found this:

as the person who did all the shit with the stuff or whatever, it was an honor to play God with the cast of my favorite movie, “Don’t Play God”

having a very intrusive thought of janet jackson’s rhythm nation but it’s a 2026 version spelled “rizz ‘em nation”. somehow david guetta is involved

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all