Good. BAB exclusives were scalp-city BS. Cacciatore has an extremely bad take on this. www.polygon.com/mtg-buy-a-bo...

Today we destroy birds; but tomorrow? Tomorrow, we destroy: da bears.

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Welp, my code works. It doesn't do the right thing, but it runs! Time to celebrate the win 🥳 (It's important to celebrate the little things)

I wouldn't drop him a dumpling

Maybe we can get Blue Man Group and Fatboy Slim to help calibrate the sound of the laser so it sounds cool. Can you adjust the pitch, bass, and treble of that shit? I could see a whole new genre of music growing out of this.

It's working time Shut the office door And scream / at the top / of your lungs It's working time don't care if you go home Cause your still. Stuck. Here.

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

This is actually a perfectly engineered safety feature. If you can't turn off your cabin lights, you probably can't turn off your high beams, fog lights, or turn signals, and shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle.

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My "definitely not engaged in a criminal accounting conspiracy" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

We used to use technology to solve problems. I think we're well past that point, and are doing that "well I have the solution, so it's solved, once I get around to it" procrastination thing. Then what? Boredom. Solution to boredom? Make more problems to solve -> Make technology that causes problems

Doug is probably right tho, many of the frindsgivings I get invited to exist purely because of phobic bio-family members who don't deserve our presence. Gaygivings = bestgivings

THIS. I also pretty strongly believe that a big part of the problem is men not telling other men "Dude, that's really messed up, and not cool." when they say, or do, things that are, in fact, really messed up.

Random genetic chance established who you are related to. You choose who becomes family,

What does an accountant say when they go on a diet? "My ass it's depreciating"

There are a lot of reasons companies will replace a lot of permanent/salaried jobs with gig gambling work, having 8-10x .5-2hr bounty jobs a day that will pay 0 or 4x for your efforts is sadly going to be the way forward. www.tomshardware.com/software/lin...

people who park a standard transmission car without leaving it in gear scare me

A commonly-misunderstood aspect of computer security is that you are battling computers. No. That is not right at all. Computers are barely involved. You are battling humans who eat apathy and coordination problems.

Abridged story about my incepting experience with computer security in an SME network. I already spent all day then removing spyware – another tale. Story regards 2007-2009, now many online references have expired. Like Symantec blogs and virus index... A change needs witness to what was before.

Missed last week’s livestream about AI? Watch it now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1o... (or: archive.org/details/thi...)

Underappreciated lesson from 2016: most fake news was run for profit (not ideology) & right-wing fake news thrived because it sold better than left-wing fake news. X takes that to next level with a social media platform designed for right-wing users, intentionally incentivizing right-wing fake news.

This is fu*king outrageous! The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards. apnews.com/article/utah...

There's also the yogi commune offline influencers that people need to be more aware of and talk about. Lots of (somewhat ironic) parallels and shared doctrine (and shared spaces in some cases) between them and off-grid militia types. "Micro-cults," if you will.

I just want to note that if you're removing the *CIA Mission Center* (presuming this is DIROPS/DO) lawyer because they won't sign off on your strike, you're almost certainly doing something seriously unlawful. Those folks excel at obscure legal justifications in the "lawful but awful" category.

Women and older career switchers are generally not even exposed to red team as an option of interest that they’d be good at using socialized skills, which is kinda crazy when the most ignored people in society who can pretty much walk in anywhere are older women. Instead we portray it like esports.

so many people have sent me the article about raccoons showing signs of domestication and i don’t wanna make anyone feel bad, but raccoons are wild animals, and i worry for them if they’re actually moving towards domestication

Alright linguistics nerds: how many alphabets are there?

What the hell, dropping a Dad Joke two days in a row 😎

This is going to break a lot of workloads.

I’d read it. Now I’ve seen it. 🤯

I am so stoked for ski season

I am a broken record about this, but if you're in a Signal group chat, be aware the comms may be shared with someone else. Set disappearing messages, vet group members, protect yourself & each other. If it's too sensitive, talk in person with no phones. Secure comms pan (generic) here:

Google giving users a data colonoscopy is nothing new, but this is just the latest spin on it.

Fill your feed with people who add to your experience here. Smite those who don't with a block. Everyone, except the trolls, will be happier and better off.

DOD "accidentally" invaded Mexico and this somehow isn't front page news in every paper...

Can't stress enough how glad I am this channel exists, and wish there were channels formatted exactly like this one for other transcripted events (court cases, congressional hearings, state, local, etc etc) youtu.be/OspbTImE348

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

You wanna vape? Fine. But can you please not do indoors at the bar or while driving an Uber? And brush your fuckin teeth at LEAST once a week. I swear people can't go 5 fucking minutes without causing some sort of bad breath, over powered deodorant, Mary Jane vape cloud typhoon of bullshit anymore

Stop scrolling, put your camera in selfie mode, don't even take a picture just say (maybe not out loud if you're in public) "dayum gurl you look good" It helps the mental.

I got my followers the old-fashioned way (walk right up in the club like fuck erebody but me)

Slowwwly working up the energy to walk the 50' to the diner instead of ordering delivery. Like sure, I have eggs bacon & cheese in the fridge, with a clean pan on the stove, but that's too much work. Is this..? What burnout looks like?

This is why I still drive a stick

Sharp analysis by @harkank.bsky.social on AI-driven cyber and influence threats. It captures very well how agentic tools scale propaganda and why detection needs both humans and ML. It echoes my reserch on AI propaganda factories. www.golem.de/news/propaga...

When we say "Release the Epstein files," we mean the unredacted version.

Shot - chaser - finisher The EHRC admits there's no way to enforce anti-trans exclusion using paperwork. Therefore it's only possible using gender stereotypes. Therefore they defend excluding basically anyone who might be suspected of being trans. A recipe for utter chaos.

What doesn't kill you makes you funnier