Is there any yearning more delectable than lesbian yearning?

Is there any yearning more delectable than lesbian yearning?

How do tell you’re done transitioning? You start bitching about your tits

I get boycotting Amazon. I think we should, but quote-skeeting disabled, BIPOC, and/or queer folks who are showing their books for sale on Amazon with ZERO intention of promoting their non-Zon wares, you're being part of another problem. Maybe share alternate links instead of shouting them down?

did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.

as a lesbian i want romance. i want laughter. i want consistency. i want loyalty. i want the random looks of admiration. i want date nights and flowers. i want truth. i want to feel like a priority. i want love that i don't doubt, that calms me and that's true

people who park a standard transmission car without leaving it in gear scare me

Love this tip on how to make cleaning fun. #jokesters

so the least creative technology is vulnerable to creativity? who ever would’ve guessed

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so the least creative technology is vulnerable to creativity? who ever would’ve guessed

trying to decide between going to bed now and finishing what I was working on at like 4am since I’ll probably be up again by like 2, or dragging myself back to finish it now. to be clear, I’m mostly doing this to myself

why is it 10°C and also thanksgiving? I thought we were supposed to have a real winter this year

I know some of y'all are gonna have Answers with a capital A to this one 😂

why the fuck can people react to my emails, microsoft? and why the fuck are you sending emails about the reactions??

And as always, don't harass the bell ringers. They're often vulnerable people pressured into doing the SA's work or volunteers from other organizations who've been told this is a nice way to give back during the holidays. They're not the problem.

today once again reminding me why I low key hate interacting with men

My whole apartment smells like bacon, but I am not making bacon. This is hell

I just found it. Should’ve posted this an hour ago

If you want to tire out a millennial before bed just hide their vape

we really need to stop calling EVERYTHING an ‘app’

the orange creamsicle monster has the regular monster aftertaste

if you wake up in an appalling mood, maybe go do your shot before talking to your boss

the coffee is not coffeeing this morning

Well, I just got woken up by a dream about spitting out half my teeth for no reason, so that was fun

I just took a huge chunk out of my left pointer finger on a broken staple.why is it always this finger?

and here I was thinking mn drivers couldn’t get any worse…

hey st paul, what’s on fire that’s not supposed to be?

Most of the bad autistic representation lately is probably Barkley’a fault

In his defence, Archer would have too

I still think Sisko would have gone through with the original plan for Hugh

them: "the Linux community is so supportive and helpful!" me: "I hate that this is so hard to set up and get working, it's frustrating" them: "LOLOLOL SKILL ISSUE, IDIOT, Y R U SO BAD?!? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂" and that's why I will never use Linux, you animals

Happy international lesbian day 💖 #pixelart #ドット絵

if anyone wonders where millennials got ‘it’ you should go watch tng. if there are any further questions, go rewatch it because that’s obviously a problem with your media literacy skills

Homophobia is wild. What do you mean consensual gay shit is more controversial than motherfucking PEDOS

Sometimes the way Star Trek says women’s rights is a whisper, but especially in those circumstances it really understands how women make decisions for themselves within conditions permitted by their situation. The world would be a much better place if more people had sufficient literacy to see that

Also also, Data giving peak demi rep in this episode

Also, in ‘The Perfect Mate’ Riker makes the most obvious use of the holodeck very clearly canon

If more men paid attention to Picard and Riker there wouldn’t be a ’male loneliness “epidemic”’

Gene Rodenberry really said ‘I want a spaceship with tits and ass

Also, Dr Polaski would be JK Rowling’s #1 fan and a HUGE terf

particularly, if you wonder why we go no contact look no further than lwaxana troi

if anyone wonders where millennials got ‘it’ you should go watch tng. if there are any further questions, go rewatch it because that’s obviously a problem with your media literacy skills

Playing with legos only after all the food is on the stove, like a real adult. Yea, I know it’s almost 10, fuck off

Using my mother’s catholic judgment for good, impressing my therapist with insults about sucky coworkers

I’m so fucking close to cancelling my appointment tomorrow and just shaving my damn face. Why can’t I just get new skin?

breaking news from mn: one person braked on 94 because they spilled their caribou this has resulted in a traffic slowdown for the last six hours

I don’t think this too far, we could definitely go further