OPSEC, motherfuckers 😘

This should be obvious, but do not download this app. Do not use this app. Do not trust this app. Yeet.

A PLEA: If you are in the Signal groups, YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP LETTING JOURNALISTS GO ON YOUR COMMUTES. Yes, I am screaming! I say this to all people. And I scream it bc there are a lot of young folks in movement spaces for the first time who grew up with “content creators” who need to hear it.

griddlehark totebag design for an upcoming convention 🦴✨

I absolutely love how Chappel keeps dumbfounding everyone by giving cosplay crafters a budget

Current* conditions near Alpena, MI:

I saw the -7C this morning and took it as a sign to wear a hoodie instead of my coat to go get coffee. Am I a real Minnesotan now?

Things that have "sprinkles". Regular donut? So delicious. Donut with sprinkles? Garbage food only good for derision.

Who the actual fuck *likes* her? She’s been an evil self serving weasel as long as I’ve been aware of her existence

This is EXACTLY what St. Paul has been warning about all these years.

I’m allowed one positive post right? Amongst the horrors?

The secret to good Star Trek is to assume that your audience is highly intelligent and engaged. And Enterprise was the last time a single mote of that was still remembered.

That’s going in the big book of ‘Most Minnesotan Things Ever Said’

rewatching supernatural. I remember it being misogynistic and queerphobic, but holy shit. I forgot how much kripke HATES women

I dont care how small it is, if you make a vibrator that isn’t waterproof with either wireless or usb-c in the year 2026, you can get bent

Current* conditions near Grand Bend, ON:

I would like to know how getting exercise gets me less sleep?

And The Nation *still* won’t nominate St Paul for the Nobel?

St. Paul: That's fine. We didn't want to be included anyway.

I forgot how good of a resource the @eff.org has over at ssd.eff.org

I'm officially looking for a job. If anyone needs a senior/staff backend engineer with experience in node or dotnet who knows docker and k8s and has a fair amount of graphql and architecture experience feel free to message me.

Dear neighbor, It is not the time to let your guard down, nor is it the time to stop organizing. While Bovino will be leaving Minneapolis along with some U.S. Border Patrol agents, there is still no specific plan that has been communicated to the public. 1/

I don’t feel well and I can’t tell if it’s just because I finally ate something

I really hope all my White Minneapolis neighbors don’t stop once they are less visible in the streets. They are still going to be kidnapping our community members until this system is abolished and real immigration reform is enacted.

halp, I’m crying. we needed this. one down, all of the rest of them to go.

Deleting signal, now that I know it’s comprised. Find me on Omegle

We can still hear you when the transponder is off, dickhead

i also set up a @chuffedorg.bsky.social fundraiser as another donation option. this is an additional place to donate beyond venmo and cashapp, both options help so much. we have been trying to get mutual aid funds distributed ASAP to help folks in the twin cities pay rent and stay housed. thank you❤️‍🔥

This wasn't just Minneapolis. This was Minneapolis and Saint Paul and the entire metro area.

We don’t ‘win’ unless all our neighbours do too, that should be the whole point

Most of our neighbors in hiding have been doing so since Christmas. Can you afford not working, no income, for a month? The goal was to break our local economy. It’s working. I am not feeling that “we’re going to win” thing. Our vulnerable neighbors don’t feel that.

Current* conditions near Grand Bend, ON:

who else slept like shit and has no clue how they’re getting anything done today?

smut was much better written when it was still called lemons

SOMEONE ASK BRITTA CURL FOR HER OPINION

Making myself eat before bed has just led to being too hungry to sleep, but with zero appetite

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

has anyone heard about vigils in st paul?

And we still have to be at work later today,or tomorrow, or on Monday. This degree of compartmentalisation cannot be healthy

your congress person and their staff are not the only ones who look at those call lists or listen to those recordings, be careful

we’re all furious and horrified, and with good reason, but please, try to still be mindful of who you’re posting out in the open

I’m just putting this out into the ether because people are super mad and on occasion I know this can cause people to talk about “fighting back” non-metaphorically. Don’t do that. Some thoughts are inside thoughts. Also, our country has a military that could blow up the world. Be smarter.

Friends. I recommend unplugging when you feel safe to breathe. Put your phone down. Slow your heart rate. This is too much.

we’re all furious and horrified, and with good reason, but please, try to still be mindful of who you’re posting out in the open

stretched ear fam: take your jewellery out and make sure your ears are under your hat and/or scarf

don’t forget to stay hydrated. even if you’re totally covered and not getting too warm; you’re still losing a decent amount of water to the air just from breathing

Don't let your body get warm outside today. I know it seems like bad advice, but you don't want to sweat in all those layers, moisture is the enemy of any insulation. Should always feel a little on the cool side. open your jacket, unwrap the scarf, stay cool, not cold, and don't get to warm.

so much for hoping that the global climate and the american empire wouldn’t collapse at the same time, but I’m also not surprised that the empire is taking the biosphere with it