what sadomasochistic dad decided smoke detectors would work like this??

Who needs a man to lose the remote, when you can just let your adhd do it?

Oh no, I’ve found another angsty masculine lesbian character with an abrasive and sarcastic sense of humour to feel sorry for

If anyone knows of any roles opening up as an IT Mgr, Director, or sysadmin on the 365 side of things, please let me know. Remote is great, but hybrid or on site in the NYC area is fine too. I would consider relocation but would likely require relocation assistance.

the deliberate and needless obtuse labyrinthineness of tech for the sake of the creators’ own job security is part of the problem, and a great argument for ubi

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Why do people like spring?

my brain wants to think about liminal spaces and hell and metaphysics, but instead I have to go write up a bunch of documentation on… *none of that*

the duke made me understand why some readers adore alphahole heroes. turns out I just needed that, but a woman.

Yeah that’s cool

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

If you'd like to follow along with the #Artemis II launch, NASA has a live blog here: www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio... and you can watch the official broadcast on the NASA site here: plus.nasa.gov/scheduled-vi... or on YouTube here: www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

The professionalism of a NASA launch really makes all the rocket companies look like drunken fratbois

This is how we get the RAM back

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

the new single is OUT sodiumlightdisco.bandcamp.com/album/sodium... come get some, you filthy animals! <3

I just realised this is the worst day of the year for an autistic to post something like this

is ‘knowing the drill’ a military thing, a mining thing, or some other kind of thing?

Anyone who wants to know the best way to watch today's historic launch if Artemis II check this site out.Ways to Watch - NASA share.google/rx4NAJ1I28L8...

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Artemis II countdown progressing nicely so far, follow along if you want with my little timeline app: x37b.nl/artemis/ #ArtemisII

it would be so cool if I could keep my current job and work from outside the us, like the dream I just had

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Fuck transphopes

dude, my friend has three inventories, and yes, they smoke weed

basically like 3/4ths of the trans people I know are poorer, less stable, and less confident about their futures than they were six years ago when I first came out. I genuinely cannot tell you how vacant and hollow “TDoV” is for me at this point. Sure, allow me to paint a bright target on myself

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if you don't support all the letters of the LGBTQD community then don't call yourself an ally 😤

Today I would like to post this in every comments section where people are complaining about the next season of Bridgerton being a romance between two women.

women with abs

sat down for work an hour early, got through outlining two of my tasks for the day and suddenly realised that I don’t fucking want to

when you can already tell the the air quality is going to mean this is a balance caffeine intake against benadryl kinda day

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Universal Basic Income works. It works extremely well because what people need is cash, trust, and dignity, not paternalistic bureaucratic hoops to jump through to exist. And yes we can afford it because the lack of it is very costly. UBI should be seen as an investment with a large expected return.

Minimum weight of a Toyota Tacoma over the past 30 years. 1995 2,560 lbs 2000 2,910 lbs 2005 3,140 lbs 2010 3,430 lbs 2015 3,645 lbs 2020 4,075 lbs 2025 4,145 lbs

Straight people DO NOT want to admit that’s what their anti social media bills are really about: keeping queers isolated.

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Long long ago in a state far far away (about 14 years ago in Michigan) it was pretty common to get 6-14 inches of snow for Easter

If I had a dollar for every zero day/vuln created by someone vibe coding something this year I could’ve retired weeks ago

The fact that internally threaded jewellery of different materials and different manufacturers still shared the same tread pattern is truly a miracle of modern manufacturing

IMIO, Amazon didn’t actually want WoT. They wanted to do GoT numbers, and assumed another doorstopper fantasy would get the same reaction. They got off to a solid start, I enjoyed S1. But doorstopper series(es) are interminable. Can’t finish b/c it refuses to end. Too many threads; the loom breaks.

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Tell me you’re an over privileged asshole who’s never had a critical thought in your life without telling me that

I-wha-how’d… I look for unholy omens in my coffee grounds and the way people same good morning, but who told them that?

I want to take a drivers ed class in mn to find out why y’all are like this

we went from winter coat to to tank top weather and me and my hoodie collection are resentful