them... yes #thelockedtomb #tlt #art

when the voices in your head are so loud it’s just white noise

why are bones so hard to draw?

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The phrase ‘hot as balls’ is a lot funnier without them

I’ll take “what is science, for $100, Alex”

I’m going to start throwing this at coworkers and professional friends (it’s me, I’m coworkers and professional friends)

LMAOOOOOO everyone fucking hates copilot

if you see this, show us how you draw man tiddies I have a whole collection of Wreg tiddies, I wish I could draw them infinitely

shooting my shot 🏀 we’re hiring & here’s the lowdown. this would be a great role for someone beginning or mid career. pls apply or pass on to anyone u know who might fit! (it is my current position, i am moving to other projects within the same team & would be training this person)

you know you’re getting fucked by the government when lube wasn’t in the budget

Growing up is realising that Kinsey was a very timely piece of political commentary that’s possibly even more relevant today

For the anniversary of TNG here's a 1989 bit of pencilled fan art I never finished. It's, you know, fine. #StarTrek

With alt text because this made me cry 😭

why is all the queer shit happening the one weekend I’m out of town? 😭

possibly a hot take, but if you’ve seen american pie or euro trip, and met someone whose first language isn’t english, there’s no reason you can’t understand almost everything in rf kuang’s babel

I fucked up so bad and accidentally bought gel deodorant 🤢

to the bone

Well just have to make our own sunshine and bring our hope with us. Fuck this noise, we’re not going quietly

It is really damn hard to see a world where the sun shines at the other end of this, that there’s any good left in the parts of the world where it matters

The worst part about electrolysis is growing the hair out. I want to take all the skin off my neck with a potato peeler

all of the fics I downloaded to get through The Long Night are in the wrong format 😭

I need to rewatch the Lord of the Rings more often

I pay how much for rent and you’re telling me I can hear my neighbour’s fire alarm battery warning?

Me after biting into a cookie and being pleasantly surprised that it's oatmeal raisin

Hannah is a fellow Michigander who made the difficult leap out to LA to break into animation! Well animation is now breaking Hannah and many others including myself. Consider commissioning a piece of art in her charming style! ✨

Tim Burton is an asshole who’s made a career out of exploiting the aesthetics of the goth community to push neoliberal bullshit, and more recently using the Addams family to push values directly opposite to the original reason for existence

there are four ways to wear flannel cowboy, midwest emo, lesbian, and dean winchester

Please, do not hand them to me. I will only be alarmed and vaguely confused

So, today’s my uncle’s birthday, which is funny

another funny thing is that the some of the only people not invited to said surprise party are the ones expecting it to happen tomorrow

THANK YOU THIS IS INCREDIBLE IM CRYING OVER THIS????

growing up catholic makes the announcement of impending raptures even funnier because one of the number one rules of catholism is that the rapture is a surprise party

my demisexual autistic brain cannot imagine anything worse than speed dating

on that note; bobby iger is a boot licker and disney has always licked boots

my toxic trait is referring to people in positions of power by the most diminutive name possible

Hey, while we're all looking for other music sources -- I've been messing around with radio.garden which lets you listen to local radio from basically anywhere in the world 😍

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neon >>>>> leds

fucking ouch

Does anyone know more about this specific grave style? #deathstudies 🏺

so, is grindr down in arizona yet?

It’s a cleaning day here at Castle Von Frankenstein today so why not enjoy @lilyvfrankenstein.bsky.social as she polishes some wood the best way she knows how in “Lily the Naughty Maid” on sale now!

*taps mic* testing testing

Do anyone else’s knees ever crack sideways?

girl who absentmindedly drank a red bull at like 1130pm and is about to give up on sleeping tonight