Hey @jay.bsky.team, I got a quick question. Patton Oswalt got temporary suspended for making an exaggerate death threat but the Department Of War account has promised to "kill people" and put up videos of them killing innocent people on the open ocean... yet have not been suspended. Why is that?

I figure we are about a quarter of the way through the Epstein material and we have reached "Trump gave Clinton a hummer". I don't want to even guess what the hell is at the deepest part of this hell. I just hope it leads to consequences.

Trump's dance moves make sense now.

I’m not going to name you publicly, but if you were the speaker who put in the abstract that was so obviously written by ChatGPT it made me groan “Oh, come on” so loud people asked what I was looking at and then they groaned too, you should be almost as embarrassed as the people who accepted it

I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi

Watched that thing about an octopus learning piano, and IMO weird perverts need to stop trying to teach octopuses things. Who told you they wanted that? For all you know you’re just forcing them to, because the alternative to *not* learning piano is a big dumb human keeps pestering them about it.

Hi all - the litigation disaster tourism hour will begin at 1530 HST (1730 pacific, 2030 eastern). We're going to look at the law firm that tried to sue Disney for the right to do a Steamboat Willie ad. Twitch.tv/questauthority

A hot dog could fix me.

Pretty hard to hear these words over the 30 pieces of silver they keep tossing in their hands.

"We're looking forward to working with the White House, which is ran by a dangerous mentally unfit pedophile, in a bipartisan way to deliver Americans relief on health care" - Democrats

Who’s in?! I didn’t claim witch til last few years. I started as fun and ‘leaned in’ to throw back in the face of acquaintances/assoc who felt comfortable calling me bitch. I’ve always loved the earth, moon, protection bubbles, human rights and equity. Think it looks good on me, keeping it 😂 🧙‍♀️

BREAKING: Eric Clapton suspended from BlueSky for 72 hours for shooting the sheriff. BlueSky mods said he would have been permanently banned, but he showed restraint by not shooting the deputy.

I hated AI before it was cool.

I have such a pessimistic take on the Epstein file vote, I won’t even post it. I just wish people who think this is the silver bullet to end the current administration were more analytical.

GenAI can never truly create art because humans create art to communicate with each other, and a computer has nothing to say. GenAI should offend all artists and people who appreciate art because it’s mimicry, funded by talentless hacks who hate artists.

I miss this app when it was just nudes and communists.

Apparently the film contains 42 uninterrupted minutes of Jake Sully trying and failing to start a fire with flint. Every time a family member tries to help him, he says “Shut up-shut up-shut up, I know how to do this.”

Someone tried to talk down to my direct report today. They sure changed their tune when they saw me coming down the hall. I guess the look on my face was all it took, according to my direct report.

1984 I complained to my Grade 10 English teacher it didn’t have a happy ending. He said to me “But he loves Big Brother.” That’s when I understood that a good story doesn’t have to have a happy ending; it should inspire emotion and have an impact on the reader.

A big pair of donations today! Thank you Randy, and thank you Marc! Your donations really do make a difference. Remember that you too can make a difference by donating to my #Movember fundraiser at movember.com/m/gregswitze...

Legend has it: this is the "watch tower," all around which the view was kept by princes.

I see we have reached the point where AI bros will make the most outrageous claims about their magic machine because their money is running out.

Look, the film opens in Heaven with James Bond stealing an angel's wings after strangling the angel with harp strings, then he throws a halo at the pearly gates to keep them from closing all the way, he flies out sideways and finds himself back on Earth reincarnated into a royal corgi. It's easy!

Need to lose yourself in some mindless fun for a while? I am live over on the old Twitch machine plahing Alien Isolation and regretting every minute of it. Swing by, say hi, ask questions about the 80s, cybersecurity, audit or anything that strikes your fancy.

The Pope’s Exorcist Air Bud Eurotrip Smokey And The Bandit Part 2

Don’t expected the artistry and richness of “Prey”. This is a simple, action/comedy that could have been a little shorter. It has a lot of late 90s easy viewing popcorn vibes. Go in with simple mindset and the film will be enjoyable. It gets a 3 out of 4 from.

“There is no way I am seeing the latest Mortal Kombat film!” * Karl Urban plays Johnny Cage * “I’m all in.”

AMERICAN COMPANIES: Okay. The Supreme Court ruled your tariffs were invalid. When can we expect them to be returned to us? TRUMP: You are not going to believe this…

INTERIOR: M's Office M: *sips some baubon from a fancy glass* Your predecessors were all good people and top agents. Remember that. NEW BOND: I will. *raises their glass* To all those that came before us. M: *raises their glass as well* And to all those that will come after us.

Spent the morning working on things to ease the workload on my team and am planning to take in Predator: Badlands this afternoon is all goes well. Then, streaming more of Alien Isolation tonight to the joy of my audience and the misery of myself.

Reminds me of when I saw a Citrix demo for thin clients and it showed Microsoft Office applications being used by the operator without issue. The tech next to me leans over and says "Those were special apps developed to run smoothly inside of Citrix. The reality is that it is all shit performance."

That's the tell they all approved

as a private citizen who spent every month fundraising to keep a free 24/7 public bathroom open for literal years after the city refused to do it, PLEASE

Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one

Some good OSINT put to use to drag neo-nazis into the light of day.

We're still growing over here, so let's #ChangeTheFaceOfMensHealth. Men’s mental health matters — too many suffer in silence. #Movember helps spark conversations, fund support programs, and turn awareness into action. You can help by donating here 👉 movember.com/m/gregswitze... Thank you!

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like The sound of the ocean Bottlecap Candy Sci fi and fantasy movies Dad jokes The 80s Theme parks Roast beef Drive ins Genuine laughter A good soak in a hot tub

Well, it finally happened. I picked up my pizza and the nice young lady wished me “Enjoy your pizza!” I said “You too!” She giggled and I scurried away like a fool.

Grateful for coverage of THE DROWNED MAN'S DAUGHTER in Prairie Books Now! I say some stuff in here -- warning, spoilers for the ending: prairiebooksnow.ca/articles/vie...

OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars": ".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great." @variety.com $DIS variety.com/2025/film/ne...

My local Landmark cinema has a promotion called “Mystery Movie Monday”. They offer a 7pm viewing of an upcoming film, but only provide the runtime, the rating and possibly a category. It has been an absolutely hoot to guess what is being shown. Next week, I figured out it was Sisu 2.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I think I just became a social anarchist. I can definitely understand the appeal.

I spent literally all of yesterday in a cascading series of flight delays and we all did that for nothing but giving the GOP the knowledge that doing that will make you cave immediately? You know they’re going to do that every time now, right?

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

Enough politics and anger for one night. I am going to go and shovel this awesome snowfall we got, polish off some key documents to surprise some people and then plan on see Predators: Badlands Tuesday and maybe The Running Man Friday. I should also write... again... soon.

In Canada, I get a shot at least of kicking out my government representative at least every 4 years if not sooner. I may poop on Alberta, but at least they have a recall mechanism for their provincial representative. Get 40% of the constituents to sign a petition and you got yourself a byelection.

Tim Kaine would happily tell the twelve colonies that the Cyclons promised him peace and they should stand down from the fight immediately.

Schumer and Jeffries after voting to reopen the government and the GOP ignores their deal… again.