Good night friends and acquaintances. Shout out to the rocker and night owl @vincenzodon.bsky.social who used to check in and say hi but is too focused on his new endeavor of creating fringed vests for oklahomans. youtu.be/rO3g_VpaWD4

People are being killed, forcibly removed from their homes, starvation, orphan creation, xenophobic genocide. Palestine? No, Minnesota. Oxygen mask.

“We need to turn out in droves”. What, pray tell are you doing Red States to ensure this? Relying on anger at Trump isn’t enough. We need to convince people.

🙂‍↕️🙏 We should 🚫 be having reps with dementia episodes, or missing 4 months locked in a nursing facility instead of in DC. If ur past retirement age maybe it's time to let younger people with younger ideas take over This comes from someone severely ♿with an adult child ... just so you know

Argh had a houseguest for a couple of days. This morning we were sitting on deck at breakfast. I came in and asked them to bring in bowl. They did not and now there are ants out there. No more. Only people needing to hide in my secret room allowed from now on. And I control the food.

I’m not sure deciding someone isn’t a murderer because they have a cat is solid police work. #Dateline

Let’s all tell them it also cures their sheep fucking rash too.

Turning 53 in over a month. How anyone in this bracket made it this far is insane. I was fed offal, velveeta and iceberg lettuce at home, hamburger gravy, fish sticks and tater tots at school; played dodgeball, lawn darts, built forts in a landfill. Trump? Piece o cake.

About Sunday, if you’re a good mother: Happy Mother’s Day! If you’re a bad mother: you can fix this as it’s never too late. Not all are maternal. If you’re a good mother but have bad kids. I’m sorry. Cutting losses can be ok for all involved. If you’re my mother: the gates of hell must have opened

With everything that's going on, it's nice that in this moment Charlie Kirk is dead and we don't have to listen to his opinions.

Could this senile and delusional old man possibly be more out of touch with reality? 😎🤬

At this point I think I’ll just MUTE all the dead animal posts! I honestly think I am beginning to understand why there’s no peace on earth and the reason there’s always WAR💥 Maybe if people ate more intelligent food, their brains would be able to choose between good and evil.

Things r getting dark. Pick a song, a movie, a memory. Whatever can lift u up. At one of darkest times when I lived in an abandoned maintenance shed with a friend, it started to rain. I had no hope and my friend sang and danced to this corny song to make me laugh. Find light. youtu.be/JOlybsZqNlE

We FIGHT … We VOTE … We FIGHT … and we NEVER give up!

At the risk of pissing off some, but IDGAF at this point, there were a lot of people after election pouting “don’t look at me, you all fix this, I’m just going to sit back and sit it out”. And now VRA has fallen because we need to all step on gas and not the brake.

MAGA cultists in Miami erected a golden statue of Donald Trump and prayed on it. Trump "called in" to thank them for their loyalty.

Most ICE goons any shape or form or in any position. Are criminals.

I’m so excited for the big, blue tsunami in November which will make everything right again. And so many unicorns prancing around with fairies sprinkling dust all over. Six more months. It’s a fait accompli! 🙄

That means Republicans would be exempt from taxes.

More Republican scum

My entire lifetime has seen Republicans benefit from every structural bias in the system: two republican presidents elected while losing the popular vote,the senate being biased towards small rural conservative states,house and state legislatures being heavily gerrymandered, and a captured SCOTUS.

The only thing I want to hear about UFO’s is that they arrived and took all Russian, American and Israeli leaders with them to their planets in a galaxy far, far away.

That is so well put! Sadly, instead of waking each morning with a sense of hope, I now hope for an obituary.

"Matt Gaetz is a private citizen. Congress should not investigate a private citizen." - Mike Johnson "It doesn't matter that Hunter Biden is a private citizen. The American people deserve to know. Congress needs to investigate to the fullest extent possible." - Mike Johnson

Some bands seem like they’d smell like a mixture of lawn clippings and bong water. Eg: Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Enjoyed my meal even though I was inundated with golf, little league, stock market, traffic woes, more golf, and what sounded like a fraudulent real estate deal. Never a dull moment in gritty Lake Oswego.

Been a long week. Barely alone. Came for Thai by myself and just chill. WHY DO MEN FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK LOUDLY? These guys at next table are shouting at each other about the most banal stuff. Most straight men don’t get it. Ya boring. But I love some of you here, you aren’t.

This goes out to everyone, especially the pearl clutcher who’s aghast at my saying we all own Trump. America gifted this shit to the world. If you’ve ever spent $1 anywhere we’re attempting to boycott now. If you didn’t cut out all maga types in your life immediately, if you didn’t do everything 1.

I’ve officially become the old man who feeds birds at the transit center. Apparently we become that which we made fun of as teenagers. If I start wearing tube socks and a Tam O’Shanter, please slap me.

This forcing disabled people to work is just sticking in my craw. And the worst part is we need to prepare for the coming viciousness of “see, we told you they could” as cruel people can’t recognize that for some of these folks it isn’t that they can’t, it’s that they shouldn’t to worsen condition

I can’t do it. I don’t think (and hope I have not) placed the words “President” and “Trump” next to each other in a post and it’s getting harder to read posts from others that do.

Problems with Feeds again today. Only Discover works. That’s just cruel and unusual punishment.

This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.

Thank you. Everyone at a minimum should do this and especially blue folks in red states.

Christianity. Once again proving that cult minds and unbelievable bullshit stories only create more abusive lunatics.

Any historians out there know an approximate tipping point where the guilty decide to self resolve their situations? Can’t wait to see the logical outcomes of the closing walls.

Watching “Colette“ (2018) tonight. There‘s a sex scene in a barn. Anyone who finds that sexy, has never done it in a barn. it’s scratchy, dirty, smells bad and often swirling with flies. I lived on a farm.The only reason to have sex in a barn is if your parents are in the house. Allegedly.

I’d honestly trade all this for Sarah Palin again, I think.

@nerdbearoh.bsky.social if you aren’t going to budge then I’m forced to bring a Don Heck era Barbara. I’ve got Diana, Dinah, Zatanna, Kara if I must.

Here’s hoping the end of swallowing stage is around the corner.

This is amazing but also in a world full of hate, we still must fight for legal protections for love.

👇🏾This is unbelievable!! We're in the 1950s!!

Ew. His hand looks like the skin taken off the chicken prior to baking it. Don’t come at me vegans - I haven’t baked one in 20+ years.

Funny how people are upset about the Pawn Stars guy. A Reality Show attention whore makes a spectacle. Politics is the tv show that won’t get cancelled. Kind of like Murder, She Wrote for a really long time.

Here we go again.