who ordered the beef

"This is an important thing to think about."

dawg

Omfg I forgot what it’s like to see into Kharlo’s mind and I missed it so much 🥴

You really bear your heart and soul to the people who matter most only to give them ammo to drag you thru the mud (they know I like it)

My life is running on 4 hours of sleep at night and a 4 hour nap after work

Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.

I made three diff plans yesterday and got ghosted on all of them and STILL havent been acknowledged about it. I know shit probably came up but if I can be understanding I should also be allowed to be pissed off

Is getting read to a kink? Because this voice note I just got is fhiansksnakxndkakn

A new patch of Overwatch comes out and suddenly no one knows how to play anymore

I can’t wait to see my brother this weeking because I finally get to catch up on JJK 😌

Naito...

Forgot to fix my hair this am 🫩

I just wanna eat a world or two 👉🏼👈🏼 Is that so bad??

Dude marketplace just sold me Star Ocean: TDF for $15 😳

My boss just gave me $10 to put gas in her car because “I’m so messy when I do gas.. I get it on my hands my pants my shoes..”

I need to be 6

Put oomf in a headlock, so now ur getting one too

Made the mistake of brushing my teeth before getting blitzd

My brand

Where’s all the cock and balls at

Forgot this app existed 😅

Idk why I have been feeling so shitty these past couple days :(

I’ll never fully recover from when my mug broke in the move

not gonna rest until I give off his vibes

AT THE DRAFT OFFICE Draft Office: So, is there anything that would preclude you from service in the US Army? Me: I'm too gay to serve. I can't stop sucking dick. I'm transgender. Draft Officer: [Stamps NAVY on my form]

I thought a reskeet was when I spit it in his mouth instead of swallowing

I deadass am so exhausted from work today. The fact that EVERY OTHER CONTRACT REP CALLED OUT AND IT WAS ONLY ME??? exhausting. Electric chair.

Cute pic from a cuddle puddle w these cuties

Me looking for Twitter mutuals on BlueSky

If ur even remotely gay and cool, I’m following

Aspect of Rebirth

Aspect of the Dark Messenger

Aspect of Hellfire

Aspect of Megaflare

Aspect of Tsunami

Aspect of Diamond Dust

Instructions to see nudes and lewds

I feel like when I first had twitter and all I did was tweet into the void 😂

Hi Bb

NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY