Mary Poppins really is the original girlboss gaslight gatekeep

Tried this but instead I got really into fisting

Me (flirting):

Futurama is really the only thing that makes cardio bearable

Had coffee with my baby cousin for the first time since covid, turns out she's now a high school sophomore. I can feel myself crumbling into dust

My knees hurt just looking at this picture

I have had nothing but iced coffee today so I stopped for pizza on the way to the gym. Horrible mistake

Bluesky summed up in one photo

Mmm tiddies 🥵🥵

Manhole Monday fast becoming my favorite day of the week

The amount of iced coffee thriving through my veins rn might literally kill me. If I stop posting know that I died drinking what I loved

absolute fucking obliteration

Good singers are overrated

the caption! I -

The Cum Movie

Out getting mani pedis with the boyfriend 🥰

tits or ass? bro i have tummyäche

i like to think of beards as buttcheeks exfoliatiors

Happy fat cock Friday y'all

I really wish my balls were smothering a face rn

Especially if they moan (The fries, I mean)

I am just a slut for the Goblin Market

re-affirming that this is the current vibe of furry bluesky

I love bluesky. I've got just the right ratio of politics to butts on my feed

Not me pronouncing ethel cain like ether this entire time. https://thehardtimes.net/blog/so-you-loudly-pronounced-sufjan-stevens-wrong-in-a-record-store-heres-how-to-leave-town-and-start-a-new-life/

I don't know why I keep playing mtg arena and expecting that I won't be bored out of my mind by turn 3

Hmu if you look like either of these

It's so hot outside I had to put deodorant on my balls 🫠🫠

Tag yourselves. I'm the "self-isolated" homosexual

Somebody showed me Numb and In the End in middle school and I went out and bought the album that weekend

The Fellowship of the Barbies

Feeling weird and having an off day, time to start a new Skyrim game

I want Civ VI Dido to step on me

Mustaches are so gay why can't I grow one 😡😡😡

I had a Vietnamese coffee 5 hours ago, why am I just now getting jittery

These Brussels sprouts better be good because I'm using the last of my bacon fat to cook them

Dogs carrying sticks that are way too big for them is my favorite genre of video

Still feel like drinking oat milk?

I'm listening to evermore again and it's so aggressively mid. There's exactly 3 good songs on this album