Turned down sex last night because I was tired and honestly I’m still tired AND I didn’t get dick… so what was the point.

back to it 😪😪

resonating with the icarly theme song a lot lately

who’s a good boy

need to follow more Long Beach gays. Tired of the WeHo supremacy.

someone pay for my lunch

oh!

Daydreaming about watching my man top these 2 boys in our DMs 😵‍💫😵‍💫

board game night with friends is truly a healing experience 🙂‍↕️

ok ok ok is partial pole an apology for not posting in a while?

ok I was a good elf and did my workouts

uh oh I’m blasting cranes in the sky again someone check on me

I HATE when I see pictures of big hairy chests. I would be SOOO MAD if I got hairy chest pictures sent to me directly!! Grr!!! 😠💢

went to the gym today and didn’t take a selfie! Pick me! Pick me! ❤️

it’s only been an hour but I don’t think I’ll ever shitpost better than this. Just don’t look at the likes

Wanted to wear something skimpy for Eric to come home to after work but it’s too fucking cold

left a pan in the oven while I was preheating it now the handle curves to the left and down a bit. Also it’s like 7.5in and cut btw.

Oh I’ve seen this video before…

anyway I’m shaving the goatee today

breloom being the symbol of class solidarity now is great. We just gotta switch out if the rich send in a skarmory :/

Can’t do anything without getting cancelled nowadays. 🙄

Luigi lookalike contest at my place tonight btw

happy day drinking day

Playing marvel rivals and getting hypnotized by Dagger’s ass 😵‍💫😵‍💫

ok fine last time trying to make this work

need Eric to rub his bulge across my face but in an encouraging, pat on the back kind of way.

been growing out my beard lately and I kind of hate it

holidays at work are always my favorite

kinda into this overall era I’ve been in recently

this is what hanging out with your friends feels like

hungover. someone bring me a latte.

butterflies for bluesky? more like mariputas

Let me get a torta de milanesa add avocado no tomato

goodmorning people in my phone

need one of those people in your circle things but for haters

fuck you im not spatchcocking a turkey

fiancé saw my last post and called me out for wearing his hat to work but I was actually wearing all of his clothes so 🤪🤪

holding space for people who’s nipples are always showing through their shirt 🙏🏻

doing laundry and making enchiladas for dinner but I also really need to get plowed …. might have to rearrange tonight’s priority schedule…

you bitches can’t even spell folk ah cha

still like this one of me trying a harness on

booked a tattoo appointment

Too cold to be slutty :/

I play call of duty the same way gays wear pit vipers

posting 3 fuck the prompt I love this man 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

amyl and the sniffers have been on repeat all day. Their whole discography goes craaaazy.

I would do a lot of things for a mezcal marg right now

might try and artificially go salt and pepper cause I’m tired of waiting for the greys to come in

Oh lol

need to get this tan again