Hard to tell who’s crashing out and who just needs to get fucked

Yeah

Coming back on here for the first Friday eve in a while

Oops

Been on island

What’re yall doin?

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA answers the question: what if instead of Fire Island popular gay men went to war

Not dead just not on here much lately

Removed poof

Lying down feels so good in a place like this

What up?

Boyfriend started crying because he saw a crab get eaten by an octopus on TikTok

When I remember that my ass is fat

Love lying down

God is rewarding me for being his most favorite perfect angel with this weather

The cocks today:

Found my mom’s Woke Gay Lib popcorn seasoning

They’re getting along

Somebody tell all the sluts: I’m in the nation’s capitol

Somewhere right now, there’s a gay couple on an Amtrak train from New York to DC who’re both reading Abundance

I’m fag

My boss is so sick of me lmao

No one thought he was a liberal savior, he’s a moderate highly educated moderate dem robot we made in a lab

5 pm nap, you betrayed me yet again

Me when I’m stranded and need $50 to get home because I’m stuck where the trade left me

Its so hard to gauge whether or not the body builder gays are republican

My boyfriend when I talk about Lisa Vanderpump:

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

Going to the Olive Garden for the first time ever to meet boyfriend’s mom for the first time ever. AMA

Watched a man attempt to read a magazine cover to cover in the steam room, and I say attempt because it disintegrated

CYCLIST PLEASE STOP RUNNING RED LIGHTS AND NEARLY HITTING PEOPLE BEFORE ASKING FOR SOLIDARITY FROM PEDESTRIANS FOR YIUR BIKE LANES AND SHIT

Gen Z boys wanna be gay SO bad, but they’re too pussy to actually suck a dick

Best winner/first out pairing for a season of Traitors imaginable

Who am I to say no to free booze?

What’s everybody thinking about, huh?

Annoying boyfriend is my job

Did not expect to absolutely love Superman. I thought I’d be happily surprised, but it was awesome.

He’s always doing that

Washing an edible down with cold brew because I need to relax RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Gay men nearing 40: the gen z middle part will not save you

Dr said to make weed a weekend thing and now I can get through a whole day on just a bagel and some crackers.

Me

worst twink you know using this for the next three weeks to justify their war crimes

Rip to the other gays but I'm different it would work for me

Okay but there is just as much AI slop coming from resist libs. It’s a cancer

Seeing an uncut man wearing a Star of David was kind of confusing until I realized he was Brazilian

Dr took 6 vials of blood