Hi

I kinda wish I knew why everyone was so mad at Sigourney, because a LOT of the drama on dragula so far is hearsay

What if I were a lot sluttier? Then what?

I miss REAL journalists

Boyfriend is playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time, and is exploring every planet in every cluster but will not speak to a single squad member

Hard to tell who’s crashing out and who just needs to get fucked

Yeah

Coming back on here for the first Friday eve in a while

Oops

Been on island

What’re yall doin?

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA answers the question: what if instead of Fire Island popular gay men went to war

Not dead just not on here much lately

Removed poof

Lying down feels so good in a place like this

What up?

Boyfriend started crying because he saw a crab get eaten by an octopus on TikTok

When I remember that my ass is fat

Love lying down

God is rewarding me for being his most favorite perfect angel with this weather

The cocks today:

Found my mom’s Woke Gay Lib popcorn seasoning

They’re getting along

Somebody tell all the sluts: I’m in the nation’s capitol

Somewhere right now, there’s a gay couple on an Amtrak train from New York to DC who’re both reading Abundance

I’m fag

My boss is so sick of me lmao

No one thought he was a liberal savior, he’s a moderate highly educated moderate dem robot we made in a lab

5 pm nap, you betrayed me yet again

Me when I’m stranded and need $50 to get home because I’m stuck where the trade left me

Its so hard to gauge whether or not the body builder gays are republican

My boyfriend when I talk about Lisa Vanderpump:

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

Going to the Olive Garden for the first time ever to meet boyfriend’s mom for the first time ever. AMA

Watched a man attempt to read a magazine cover to cover in the steam room, and I say attempt because it disintegrated

CYCLIST PLEASE STOP RUNNING RED LIGHTS AND NEARLY HITTING PEOPLE BEFORE ASKING FOR SOLIDARITY FROM PEDESTRIANS FOR YIUR BIKE LANES AND SHIT

Gen Z boys wanna be gay SO bad, but they’re too pussy to actually suck a dick

Best winner/first out pairing for a season of Traitors imaginable

Who am I to say no to free booze?

What’s everybody thinking about, huh?

Annoying boyfriend is my job

Did not expect to absolutely love Superman. I thought I’d be happily surprised, but it was awesome.

He’s always doing that

Washing an edible down with cold brew because I need to relax RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Gay men nearing 40: the gen z middle part will not save you

Dr said to make weed a weekend thing and now I can get through a whole day on just a bagel and some crackers.

Me