Ana L’Retentive
@titussemotwin.bsky.social
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Bronx, NY 💅🏾 Paint me like one of your French girls.
https://ngl.link/titusstwin
This has been playing on a loop in my head for the last 3 days. 😭😭😭
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1 day ago
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Desperately need someone to jump my bones.
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Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
ALT: Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
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5 days ago
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It’s cooled down so much in NYC and I finally feel like I can breathe. I hate summer so much yall.
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5 days ago
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It’s cooled down so much in NYC and I finally feel like I can breathe. I hate summer so much yall.
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5 days ago
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Been fighting for my life in this weather all day.
9 days ago
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It’s 88° with 61% humidity in NYC today. I’d riot but it’s too fucking hot.
9 days ago
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Normalize coffee shops that stay open until midnight or later for all us folks who are more productive after 12pm or later.
10 days ago
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I could honestly cry. 🥲❤️
#TonyAwards
12 days ago
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This is sending me lmao
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14 days ago
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Ryan
15 days ago
The way I have been screaming at this clip. Silky is hilarious.
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I have no business being up this late creepin.
14 days ago
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This is sending me lmao
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14 days ago
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Another proposal announcement on my timeline when I can barely get a text back. Send the flood I hate it here.
17 days ago
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Sometimes I just sit and think about this.
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19 days ago
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Sometimes I just sit and think about this.
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19 days ago
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It costs a lot of money to shove something down consumers throats huh?
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25 days ago
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Well gimme a million dollars and you plop my future husband right in my lap and maybe I won’t be sad anymore.
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25 days ago
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I’m so tired of thinking. I’m so tired of responsibility. My brain can’t catch a moments rest. I get why people wanna be trophy spouses. I get why people get hooked on drugs.
about 1 month ago
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And he’s correct ✅
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about 1 month ago
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It’s been so nice finally having time to read books again. 🥹
about 1 month ago
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Need me a man like this.
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about 1 month ago
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It’s 2pm and I’m only just now trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my day lol
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about 1 month ago
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I’m cackling so bad. I wanna be her friend lmao
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about 2 months ago
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And pop culture was never the same
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about 1 month ago
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Sometimes the feeling of reaching the age of 30 without ever experiencing a serious relationship really eats at me. I don’t even know what to do about anymore except focus on my career and maybe get a dog after grad school. Outside of that I’m at a loss and I’ve given up lol
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about 1 month ago
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I totally forgot I have a party to go to tonight after lounging all day. I’m gonna have to rally for this one.
about 2 months ago
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I’m cackling so bad. I wanna be her friend lmao
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about 2 months ago
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If you’re wondering if I put ice in my white wine when it’s not cold enough like a suburban housewife then you’d be right.
about 2 months ago
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Literally what is my life right now. I hate it here. I’m so tired.
about 2 months ago
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Rep. Shontel Brown
2 months ago
In April, we celebrate Arab American Heritage Month by honoring the rich cultures, history, and contributions of Arab Americans in Ohio and all over the country.
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At this point I’ve been single for so long I don’t even know if I’d know how to have a bf if I was somehow, by any stretch of the imagination, able to get one.
2 months ago
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Idc. The heat was off the chain today.
3 months ago
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This is actually crazy…
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3 months ago
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She’s so real for this lmaoooo
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3 months ago
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This took me out 😭😭😭
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3 months ago
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I’ve been cackling at this all week HELP 😭😭😭
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3 months ago
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No one asked but my favorite pass time is skipping commercials because I’m tired of getting advertised to every waking moment and I genuinely don’t give a fuck about what someone wants to sell me.
3 months ago
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I’ve been cackling at this all week HELP 😭😭😭
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3 months ago
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This took me out 😭😭😭
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3 months ago
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No one asked but my favorite pass time is skipping commercials because I’m tired of getting advertised to every waking moment and I genuinely don’t give a fuck about what someone wants to sell me.
3 months ago
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I’m sat!
3 months ago
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She’s so real for this lmaoooo
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3 months ago
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ITS MUGGY IN HERE!!!!!!!
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3 months ago
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ITS MUGGY IN HERE!!!!!!!
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3 months ago
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Clive Daddy Rosfield
3 months ago
2026 is bad enough, can we not?
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Kinda wish I had a bf to come home to.
4 months ago
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Me alone in my house coming up with random songs.
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4 months ago
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I had no business looking at my insta stories on today of all days. This marks my 30th V day alone.
4 months ago
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Emma really ate with this.
4 months ago
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