ghost with big supernaturals

I'm Dick and I'm Dock like a cock

imagine having a penis that is also a gadget. it's a freaking. gadget penis

everything there is to know about shit that doesn't involve me .com

had a dream that there was a company haunting the building we lived in and I woke up possessed. my partner was like hey it's ok first we have sweet lesbian sex and then we figure out the problem. something about the sex was protective. she had a ghost detector and we went around getting rid of them

their special interest is sex

I am becoming judgemental and annoying to myself bye

I could prob pass for a gen x'r if I wanted

woahhhh so now it's illegal to sin

I didn't have relatively unfettered internet access until I was like 22 and it was still very much a luxury at the time. I only got it because I started college. at the time I was working 12 hr shifts alternating between 4 & 5 days a week, with random side jobs, & cleaning the entire house every day

trying to Florence nightingale my gf with practical activities but she is insisting on amputation as the first resort

hygiene pronounced high gee en ee

asserting that ppl are closeted who arent or weren't reminds me emotionally of "rapid onset" gaslighting

too tired to get up and do stuff but too nervous system to go back to sleep

god forbid I'm not vigilant enough about everyone constantly wrapping each other into narratives based on assumptions & projections

my shot has been easy lately. I guess I got better at it

a cat eating kibble using scooping-jaws technology

old man cat in rare hyper mode

i love having a big clit and no kids

most of my bad days, I'm like a bluetooth device that's disconnected randomly. I'm mildly (?) dissociated and uncoordinated. I'm banging my fingers on everything. usually I'm just tired and need charged

sleepiness always has its way

why am I not having sex in my dreams lately

i have a theory that if I crafted comically large shoulders, it would balance out the grotesquely large tits. a boob theory

"you don't understand everything about a situation just because you understand one word that describes it" dan hentschel the wise

how many gens does it take to learn to speak for ones own experiences do you think

I got frozen a couple decades ago and I'm still thawing out

so much stuff is just none of my business

the lady of the house asked me how my "jam jar" was doing

wrapped a bread with my beloved

world wide web of lies

I might as well keep posting

thinking too much about contexts

remembering how in 2015 "taking T will make you a man" was much more weighty because to my recollection you needed to present as a binary trans guy and jump through several hoops in order to get the stuff, whereas now that part is less so the case so it's not rly much besides thoughts brain arguing

insecure trans guys who still have issues to deal with I just wish you would stop talking about nonbinary people and butches so much Ive seen plenty of trans dudes who don't do this. it does come across as weird to me

I've been brainwashed to like Zoolander

there is so much sexual tension between the devil and her prada

thinking about the disaster path I left between the bathroom, bed, and dildo shelf in the closet

omg we are going to watch the devil wears prada

ive heard of a sweet tooth, but a sweet boob???

finally just what every social media site needs, shakira chicken dot gif

some people would attribute my attributes to some sort of baked-in category but in reality I'm a being of reality carrying evidence that I have lived and have become and am becoming all the time

I love that whoever runs this radio plays Say My Name all the time. it's an enchanting song

which way to part my hair for 100% max brain usage

I need my hair to grow out more so it can look stupid and frustrating in a different way

god loves when you jack off it's like the highlight of his day