I wrote over 200,000 words on a fanfiction that will probably never see the light of day, applied to a Master's program, participated in 2 game jams, tried my hand at streaming, and did some volunteer narrative work with some start-ups.

The fuck was I on making this

"Dead Letter Department’s dirty secret is that it doesn’t really need specters and shadows to terrify you. The story oozes with a grim, mundane, and increasingly all-too-common fear: the fear of stagnation." open.substack.com/pub/fauxdude...

"The most fascinating thing about Marvel Rivals, to me, is just how easily it could have been a failure... In a million other timelines, this game was a cheap cashgrab that crashed and burned. But it didn’t." open.substack.com/pub/fauxdude...

"It’s fitting that I start my retrospectives on 2025 with a game about being a disposable cog for an inefficient fascist theocracy fighting an endless, losing battle against the consequences of its own actions." open.substack.com/pub/fauxdude...

uh oh guess who has a substack substack.com/@fauxdude97

whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him

presinald trunt

"and what became of your once-proud people?" Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands" 40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,

Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man

Felt inspired

In the immortal words of Mr. Rogers: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman . You will always find the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman.'"

I was gonna write an angry letter to my local newspapers editor about the federal fund freeze but they rescinded it 5 minutes before I got off work LMAO

me when

Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future. www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/

iron man gotta have the worst classic rogues gallery ever, either differently-colored evil iron men clones or the most absurd Yellow Peril stereotypes imaginable, no in-between

GIORNO: they can't cut off my hands if my hands are ladybugs ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

hey media companies since it’s pretty clear you’ve decided supporting hate is more profitable than fighting it can we at least get those episodes of community and iasip back

I have a lot of opinions on society even though Im in my apartment about 99% of the time

Hey friends @hexnoblesse.bsky.social is an incredible designer, storyteller, artist, and fighter for people to feel safe in their spaces and communities. He's dealing with how unfair our current systems are. Even sharing or boosting is really really helpful. Thanks in advance. gofund.me/2bede490

I really love all the VO in Quake Champions, for example BJ has some great lines in the game. Here are some of his lines I just happen to be thinking about today. Maybe you will enjoy them too.

fuckass nazi pieces of shit

I just farted while the world burns

wow Biden thanks for nothing

i like to think that this room is the first room that dr. robotnik designed in the final egg. like he opened up the evil version of unity or blender or whatever and just made a square room with 100 guys plopped in there just to check it out and eventually kept it in there for sentimental reasons

Taking a firm stance against anyone with a profile page that looks like this

Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably

I love these videos sm I watch the whole thing every time. Im standing in the crosswalk with cars yelling at me. I don’t care

for anyone who doesn’t pay attention to magic the gathering story you should know that none of this is exaggerated

I taught ChatGPT to suck me off last night. Then I had it suck me off. You have no idea what is coming. No idea.

Mario girls with big fat ass in latex.

if guy gardner is your comfort character open this thread ❤️