Kevin had talent. youtu.be/u9sJeQA4SMo?

"Sorry, I don't care who he is, I'm not issuing his building pass until he's completed the mandatory fire extinguisher identification section of the e-learning."

The most important constitutional document that Britain has, the Wikipedia page “List of prime ministers of the United Kingdom by length of tenure”, is not yet updated.

short summary: we're doomed

Thinking about how so many people I know said Don’t Look Up was so stupid and over the top and ridiculous but my environmental scientist brother was like “Nope, that’s exactly how it feels”

“Narcissists' desire for attention, affirmation and control makes them more likely to favour in-person work because it ‘offers richer channels for controlling and commanding reverence from employees.’”

good to know that AI can be used for something useful: who would win in a fight between Atomic Kitten and the Sugababes?

I asked the historian for her thoughts on last night’s speech, and after a moment she said: “you know all of those banners for the semiquincentennial that say 1776-2026?” I told her I did, and so she continued: “I’m increasingly thinking those are start and end dates.”

WATCH: Ukraine tests Guardian-1 interceptors launched from a catamaran unmanned surface vessel (USV) configured as a UAV mothership.

Copilot! The Bing of AI!

FIFA refs in tears because they have to take bribes in Argentinian money which is currently worthless

if you're disappointed with how the World Cup went, you could do worse than watch Mike Bassett: England Manager. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mike_basse...

a gopro spherical view and being able to rotate the camera view is quite trippy. they're definitely performing in the round. youtu.be/l_EIE5f2t6M?

socking users with a $1500 "we don't have the capacity to deliver what we promised" surcharge is very innovative

Facts that Hollywood tried to keep from the masses but overtime it was proven to be true 💯🎯

“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora

Guy on the radio earlier saying we should all save our shower water and use that to flush the toilet. Around 60 companies are responsible for 80% of all global carbon emissions; telling us as individuals to do something without addressing that is just gaslighting and guilt tripping.

Farage: epic grifter

Farage overspent in Clacton by £9000 and as usual got away with it🤷‍♀️ #OneRuleForUs #Reform

PSA.

yeah it's fuckin' wild. let's take a nigh-infinite dimensional manifold of the semantic structure of all expressed human knowledge that we can traverse at will and make it super boring and lame

it’s so bleakly funny to me that we discovered a heap of math that exposes questions about the nature of problem solving and people want to sell us on using it to write work emails.

How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist.

At the turning of the millennium there were 769 satellites in space, 2026 there are 14,500 satellites. I spent 7mins photographing the Milky Way rising above Poatiri Mt Charles Hoopers Inlet, on Muaupoko (Otago Peninsula) this evening. Ōtepoti Dunedin, NZ #Photography

Ich bin ein binliner

Everyone (but @darthbluesky.bsky.social esp.) ... Our good mate, Neal the Seal, has returned to the sea. The SBS headline is 10/10 framing. And this face 💙💙💙

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

A recent op-ed argues that you might not really need eight hours of sleep a night, and while this should make you feel better about how little sleep you get, you are right to worry that op-eds like this are meant to inure us to how none of us are getting enough sleep.

Unbeatable AI book spam. I will never receive a better one than this.

Correct your priors: Private money is going after clean energy, governments are using public money to prop up fossil fuels "About 59% of all money spent on the fossil fuel system came from taxpayers in 2015. By 2025, that climbed to 68% and spiked at 78% in 2022." www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

I’m not even ON threads but I’ve seen this more than once, and this is exactly it

Absolutely tragic scenes as investors stop buying Melbourne houses. This devastating news is truly heartbreaking. How will they recover www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...

but is this also happening in Sydney?

new metaphor just dropped

is this "satire" site stealing from @theonion.com ? Or is it just a stock photo? resesnews.com/trumps-crypt...

*immediately cancels trip to England* *immediately rebooks trip to England*

The Three Lions of British Music: Tricky, Goldie, and Dappy.

@gruber.foo "MG lives in the U.K. and thus needs WhatsApp for many aspects of daily life" UK citizen here, filled with disbelief. Can you please expand on that claim? thanks (Whatsapp is not WeChat, and the UK is not China.)

Same day.

Pixar make this buddy movie

But why would anyone who lives in the US want to leave?

@mjhibbett.bsky.social are you able to comment on the street naming? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bede_Is...

Reform's financing are reminiscent of the German Nazis being financed by the German industrial families.

And there it is… www.desmog.com/2026/04/30/r...