the "football player transfers to the same school his volleyball-playing girlfriend transferred to" index remains undefeated. like the pizzas at the pentagon

oh my god he's such a fucking loser

A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:

Since the first Trump presidency, I’ve become more and more convinced that an overwhelming majority of political reporters are psychopaths

Me the longer I read this entire thread

Thinking of the old lawyer adage: If the law is on your side, pound the law. If the facts are on your side, pound the facts. If you have neither law nor facts on your side, pound the table. Lots of table pounding here.

The NYT and WashPost knew about the invasion before it happened and held the story to protect the military. Meanwhile Trump watched in a non-secure room and someone bet big in the prediction markets.Maduro would be removed. The Trump admin is a huge security risk that will kill our troops

Putting the "napping" in kidnapping.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

“Ya know it’s funny. When it rains, it pours. They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor”

Is Chuck Schumer alive?

The president unilaterally decided to attack a sovereign nation and kidnap its leader, and now he says he's just going to run that county himself for a while too. Call your representatives now and demand they impeach him.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

That is a lot of news to wake up to.

Trump really trying to size up with Reagan as most negatively consequential president in modern history

Ok, I’ll bite… what’s a Cutter Boley?

New reaction image just dropped

Appreciate this so much! If you care about women’s sports and the pioneers who took a leap of faith that their efforts would matter — check this Original Story on the 1985 USWNT. You won’t believe the antics, the joy, the topless windsurfing…

lane kiffin’s alone in his bentley right now blasting marvin’s room so loud the windows are shaking

Been wanting a new pair of 90’s to wear to #ASU sporting events. Thoughts, fellow #SunDevils?

Special prosecutors on day 1. Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison. All of Epstein’s buddies prosecuted too, Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter. Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.

Finished this series. So fantastic! Congrats @erinfoleycomic.bsky.social, @janesports.bsky.social & co! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

I grew up on bizarre cartoons and Ren & Stimpy was one of my favorites. My 7 year old organically found a show called Zig & Sharko which feels like it was absolutely inspired by Ren & Stimpy. I can’t express the joy watching my daughter laugh until tears watching this show.

lol ok, no way the bang I just heard was from a legal firework, not even Arizona legal

Beveled Sparky will have to wait.

Being a college football fan is dumb. Do not recommend. Go Mustangs, and #GoDevils.

Arizona State vs. Duke will finally decide the best form of devil (Sun or Blue)

SO happy to see Jason Brown go off today.

I want us to win today because I love my school but more importantly, I desire beveled Sparky.

Just beautiful #SunDevils

White running back alert in the Sun Bowl #SunDevils

the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans

Jalen Moss with a top 5 college football celly this year. #SunBowl #SunDevils

Whew this freshman defensive end for Duke suffered a terrible lower leg injury. All of these injuries are bad but man he’s gonna be out all next year too smh

Absolutely gruesome injury to a Duke d-lineman… really wish I didn’t watch the replay. #SunBowl

One last ride for Sparky in 2025

Never realized how much my grandpa looked like Lou Gherig. Holy shit.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiit (mourning)

Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.

Let me design hats. Give me a shot because I promise I could shit something out infinitely better than this trash

Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Thank god you don’t live here.

I somehow missed this from November but holy shit, fuck Ruben Gallego for eternity. I’m sick I was so nice to him when I ran into him prior to his senate bid.

What a game

Alright… Caleb time.