Imagine trying to throw my team under the bus and I get you in trouble instead 🫤

Me: something is missing My bf: Whats wrong!?!? how can I fix this?!?! Me: Hagen das vanilla bean ice cream that’s sold out everywhere

Family Xmas pajamas secured for our second Xmas. Kai was missing last year now Jordan will be missing this year. We will get the full fam soon!

Gotta put Xmas tree up before Xmas lol

So peaceful doing my own nails

My navigation really said lemme take this bitch on a tour of DC she didn’t ask for.

Took a mental health day cuz I had too many meetings yesterday

Fall nails I did

I’ve been in back to back meetings since 9. Tuesday are usually chill 🥴

Meeting heavy day today 😑

My man teaching my daughter how to fry chicken

This is the perfect explanation of white grievance

Or Jamaican

Working

This is the year of niggas really coming together and shutting shit down. I can’t believe it 😭😭😭😭

Lmfaoooo

The nasty saleswoman who wouldn’t help Vivian in “Pretty Woman” has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

The ability to take comfort in the illegality of what’s happening is a privilege.

😭🤣🤣

When they start burning their MAGA hats in the streets I ain't gon forget they put them on in the first place.

Egypt, Ireland, Denver

My mom put a perm in my hair when i was 3

~86% of the U.S. freaking out about the possibility of life becoming what it already is for ~14% of people here. Some of the 86% don’t even realize how it is for the other 14%. And some of the 86% are freaking out because they were fine with the status quo.

He ain’t lyin’

Every dystopian show and film is coming true in the US.

Obligated? None but imma take care of my besties out of love.

Cuz I sho did get that dumb ass Stanley lunch bag

I buy myself little dumb things and tell my mom @schmackzy.bsky.social got it for me. Then she yells at how he wasting his money on dumb stuff for me lol

Take me out to pasture

Might need to go back to mirena cuz ain’t no way I can do these cramps at this big age.

Boffum terrible

Should’ve tried to work from home today.

😭🤣🤣🤣

Trying to talk myself outta getting a Stanley lunch box 😣

Slandering people to defend celebs is weird behavior.

Step increase should show up this week 👍🏼

Don’t apologize good sis we locked in

When the friendship get so good in the relationship she slip up and call you “girl”

Pray for Jamaica 🇯🇲

It’s still fuck Snoop

Run that back one more time

This crowd is deplorable. #verzuz

Congratulations to Baltimore, Maryland's own, Donnell Whittenburg! #WorldChampion #gymnastics #Rings 🏅

Bruh I remember when I saw The White House for the first time and was like, “THATS IT??!??” 🤣🤣🤣 They make it seem so much on tv.

It’s steal a man hoodie season!!!!! Yassssss…

Choosing 500k over 10 million is the equivalent of choosing dinner with jay-z. Cut it out lol

10 mil to set my family for generations of success. I’ll be annoyed but with security lol

Netflix cancels good shows but doesn't hesitate to make a "documentary" using police bodycam footage of a Black woman being murdered by a racist neighbor in front of her kids. Using Black death to create spectacle needs to stop. I hope no one watches it.

Candidate removes hood, announces he is no longer in the Klan.