I have no desire to be a doomsday prepper because I have no desire to survive Doomsday. Post apocalyptic life does not interest me. I am a child of convenience. No central air, no indoor plumbing, no electricity. No me.

oh I'm tapped in.

This proves the notion that #they don’t actually care about the overall economy and only care about furthering the economic gap between us and them.

Absolutely do not want a Hantavirus group project with y’all.

Kelela will release new album ‘new avatar’ on June 12.

On my fever binge watch and Russell & Regine should've been together 😭

currently

I’m becoming less tolerant of a lot. I’m also learning to be comfortable with what that brings

The age I moved out.

Y'all weren't kidding about that flu strain 🫠

Rihanna & A$AP Rocky

Shoutout to the RNs! Y'all do very important thankless work. Signed, The son of two gens of nurses

May the spirit of Dominique Devereux find you this week: youtu.be/Q7hTFqBmHH0?...

The crunk era kept us fit 🙂‍↕️💪🏾

The OG. Media roulette on Windows 2000

The way this might be the single most annoying character I've experienced in a seinen for a while

the kids can’t read cause their parents could barely read. their parents could barely read because their parents over-emphasized productivity, utility, salary, & notoriety over fundamentals and philosophy. productivity, utility, salary, & notoriety were emphasized over philosophy because capitalism.

He can’t stand when I start singing Disney songs to him. He’s heard them one too many times

Side note, if I were Wayne Brady, my handle on all socials would definitely be "Daytime Sugar Daddy". DSD on erythang 😂

Funny. Can sing. Can act. West Indian. Daytime sugar daddy. Foine. Bald. Chocolate. Tall (if you care about that sorta thing). Will win an arguement with a child (shoutout to Ziwe) Like, gimme more babes. Inject👏🏽dat👏🏽in👏🏽my [-line cuts]

I'm in my anti-man era, but it's something 'bout Wayne Brady ya'll. We don't talk enough about how this brotha ages like fine wine. Wit his goofy ahh... 🫦

I do this domestically as well. Living in DC made me strict about this. You better bear to the right or walk around me cause I'll literally stand there.

HBOMax really gutted their best original programming *coughDIVERSITYcough* and gave us a piss poor UI/UX with subpar programming and shitty show renewals. I only pay for this to finish watching "Hacks".

i haven't had sex in months, hate it. 🥴

everytime when i reflexively or accidentally do a polite gesture for a mayo ghost, I'm reminded why I actively resist lifting a finger at all. damn my parents for teaching me manners 🙄

it's low-key giving...

I would love to see how much Luda is getting for this synch licensing deal with Lowe's. THREE different CTV/TVC videos with 15-30 seconds a piece with stems...🤌🏾🤌🏾💵💵

It's so wild to think of what we initially wanted to be when we grew up versus now. Like lil baby me really was thinking he was going to be an archaeologist discovering gemstones and unearthing relics like Jackie Chan Adventures 😂

Rocks. According to my mother, as a baby, I would collect them in my diaper. As a child, I was always collecting them and learning about them. I had a few books about rocks and I was gifted a rock tumbler to make them smooth and shiny. ☺️

Crystals & Gemstones/Geodes 👌🏽🙂‍↕️👌🏽

I need my next man to know I SUCK DICK FOR ME. When I’m hungry feed me🌚

Yayyyyyyyyy !!! I love this show !! New Season of #VoxMachina

Finished the In Living Color chapter. I know we say this but Keenen Ivory Wayans really needs his flowers. Keenen fought for what he wanted. He had a clear vision and made it happen.

Cause again, why is lil Man Man and Sally running round ordering caffeinated drinks and doing cardio right next to my big grown ass? Get them to the playground or they granny/cousin house breh 😂

Maybe I'm beginning to become an old millennial, but I don't remember folks bringing their kids everywhere adults normally be at when I was young. I empathize if it's hard out here for a sitter, but bringing the little ones to brunch, the gym, and grown folks spots is a bit much and a vibekiller. 😐

In general: confidence, because no matter who you are or how you look, if you aren't sure about you, it will bleed through everything else. Physical traits: nail beds, cut clean nails and calf muscles.

Stan culture has gotten out of hand. People are too comfortable worshipping celebrities and public figures.

The pharmacy. But nah fr, the water. It’s always the water. Baptize me. Cleanse me. Carry me. Drown the old me and bring me back anew. 🌊

a luxury gym: i need to run it out then steam it out then sun it out with a mimosa

Children and adolescents are naturally alot smarter than we think they are which is why there's a concerted effort to infantilize and dumb down a whole generation.

Maybe not my hottest but one that’s been on my mind: Korra is a better avatar than Aang but because of nostalgia, misogynoir and the unfair expectations you have on a teenager, yall hate her

Honestly, I feel like deer would curse us tf out - cause why y'all ran Bambi out the wood and killed his Mami with an F-150 🙃🙃🫠

I grabbed a small carton of milk and some flowers that were on their way to the trash, then built the shot from there. To get the angle I wanted, I duct taped my phone to the ceiling after positioning it carefully. I used my Apple Watch to frame the image and the camera remote to capture the shots.

Y'all don't know nothing bout this one 🙂‍↕️✨

I’m officially a “can’t function in unless it’s a walkable city” ass bitch bro nooooo

annoyingly h-word today and in my 📯🦵🏾 bed ridden stupor, I asked myself, "Why are there no dark rooms at the hookah spot?" 🫠🫠🫠

Twitter was popping from 09(really 12) til what 2024?? Thats a long time to build a community. You cannot come over here thinking its gonna be the same. We been on here (heavily) for only 2 yrs. And many ppl didnt come for whatever reasons. Its time to move on & let "Black Twitter" go. It's gone.

Too many to name. The one that stands out the most: don't go over nobody's house and act like we don't feed you and you don't have any "home training"

Absolutely not. Women aren’t killing us in droves or body slamming us because we refused to give them our number