Zillow catching a RICO was not on my bingo card.

Just to understand the concept of a trillion. 1 million minutes ago it was October 21, 2023. A billion minutes ago it was 114 CE. A trillion minutes ago it was 1,900,114 BCE

Humans under 4 feet have been running laps around my house screaming Uncle Tryfe. #sendhelp

"Abraham Lincoln and 600,000 white men died to end slavery!" False.... We freed ourselves

Thicker than train smoke

Reporting on everything but the News

People only see me succeeding but they don’t see the emotions I have to deal with personally on the regular. Sometimes—I’m drained, I’m angry, I’m sad, I get miserable, I get physically tired, I get nervous, I get afraid, and I get stressed out. I just don’t say much because I just keep in peace.

Midnight, I’m lighting my fireplace and some green to welcome Summer Walker back.

Ok but do they live in Texas? Them his constituents.

Life is risk.

October is about to be real tricky for America. Buckle up.

When are WE gonna wake up?

I want the entire thing with English subtitles.

I wonder how Lil Nas X is doing.

The files on our elected officials must be deeeeep. Because, how, like, at this point…

I guess I need to go ahead and pay this water bill since the rapture at hit.

Living in the USA has gotten a little tricky.

It’s really just too much happening.

RSVP for a protest?!? My white friends have never had to protest and it shows.

SIX people who helped organize the Ferguson protests were all murdered or died under mysterious circumstances Do not let the white folks fool you into putting your name on ANYTHING ahead of ANY protest www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Seeing the convo about men without facial. And here I am, full 30s, without the ability to grow it. Send help

Food delivery drivers are stealing food. #recessionindicstor

It’s really starting to feel like we’re being baited into a response.

John Solomon’s Informing America set out to create an echo chamber to shape public opinion. It’s working.

These articles coming out today are hilarious.

He bout to have that body laying in state.

thoughts and prayers

Missouri House Republicans have followed Texas and passed a gerrymandered map to give Trump even more seats in Congress. They also passed a bill to make it nearly impossible for voters to change the state constitution, proving once again that Republicans do not believe in democracy.

It’s gonna be real tricky in the US by 2:30 pm EST lol

Oh wait.

It’s August. Why are leaves falling?!?

FAKE NEWS!!!!!

The fact that history has proven, when they order a shit ton of pizza, something is wrong.

While we’re partying, Vance is gonna be greasing up that palm to take his oath.

Blueberries were are 12 dollars.

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What I didn’t see coming is all the President Hopeful Governors battling for their moment.

we gotta stop fishing all our public figures out of the same fuckin row of port-a-potties, people are starting to like the smell too much

Inflation rose by 22.6% from 2019-2024. In that same period, the 100 lowest-paying corporations paid their CEOs 34.7% more. Worker pay didn't even keep up with the rate of inflation. Those corporate tax breaks will never, ever, ever trickle down. WE ARE BEING SCAMMED.

As the white house preps for that ballroom. They’re cancelling White House tours indefinitely. 😂

Those ice agents are starting to look very tanned. 👀

My first order of business is telling mosquitos and bees who’s really pollution the earth.

So one person is reportedly 5’7 and the other is reportedly 6’3 🫤

James Baldwin didn’t believe in reform; he believed in revolution. “Anything less than a total social reckoning—a complete psychological makeover of white America—was worthless,” Louis Menand writes.

So has Mitch McConnells gone home to hell yet?

Is it white people have no perception of personal space in general, or just in reference to blacks and thangs?

They got Jollof rice in the Amex lounge. Big one to Chef Kwame

I bet they are about to use them locations to pick people up.