Again, no they're fucking not. Long Island is famously Hot Fucking Garbage and HAS been well before Trump became president. Begging Europeans to do the same research they demand of Americans.

I know it's early days, there's a lot of games to play, but...are we gonna get a Bills-Eagles Super Bowl? 🧐😬

What is with this Skattebo just sitting like he's got a poopy diaper and needs uppies after every play he makes?

Hakeem Jeffries is such a fucking dweeb

“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton

Did they repurpose Scary Lucy???

I love Europeans who think that they can see what's happening over here but that we can't see what HAS happened and what CONTINUES to happen over THERE.

It's wild that people are walking around never knowing their soul dog. You're living this life never having met a dog you knew in a past life(lives)? You're not living life a little less afraid of death because you know your boy is waiting for you when this round ends? Couldn't be me. (Or this guy).

Far be it from me to defend anyone from Long Island but don't British people need to enter stadiums based on the team they're rooting for because they can't be trusted to behave themselves if they see someone wearing an Old Wobblyshire shirt at Sheffield-upon-Wednesday's home terf?

I'm sorry but BETHPAGE isn't "America" and if you're angry about American fans you should take it up with the Ryder Cup for thinking LONG ISLAND was a good place for this shit like come the fuck on now.

A professor of mine organized a screening of the Assata Shakur documentary "Eyes of the Rainbow", and it radicalized me like nothing else up until that point in my life. RIP, Assata, thank you 💜 youtu.be/wZvkCkKYFJg?...

ANOTHER Tim Allen tool/car show?! Looking forward to his posthumous AI show, "Nail in the Coffin".

If adults blamed you for stuff that wasn’t your fault or made you feel responsible beyond your developmental level when you were growing up, I think that can be what leads to having deep guilt about all the troubles of the world & in your life that’s not yours to carry & beating yourself up.

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Me on the way to the rapture

Just snapped "BUT I FUCKING LIKE TRAINS" today at my husband when he suggested that I rent a car instead of taking NJ Transit for an upcoming trip. THANKS, TYLENOL.

Probably best to see what Kimmel says on his return before sucking his dick, eh?

Tylenol was invented in 1955 so you're trying to tell me my very clearly neurodivergent grandparents (ALL FOUR OF THEM) picked up their autism/ADHD...where, exactly?

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

If Paul Hollywood doesn't leave the wee Iain alone it's on sight!!! His Samhain bread looked like Samhain, bitch!!!

God I hope the rapture really happens fuck off to the skies, weirdos.

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

dems grow tf up teenage girls get violent threats just for having instagram accounts

Canada is a violent, white supremacist, capitalist, settler nation just like the United States (and they're still part of a monarchy!!!) but Canadians think because they say "eh" after being shitty to minorities it makes them superior. Being Not America won't save you, Canada!

fascism has one tool and it's a stick and they hit you with it and when you say stop they say no and hit you harder and when you look like you're gonna fight back, they hit you again and when you give in they keep hitting you until you're dead there's no middle ground with fascism

Come on, don't think a system designed by people who whipped Black people by hand on their plantations has within it something to save us. Electorialism can only take us but so far.

Saw a big ol' puffball mushroom on my walk today

Netflix needs to create a button that lets you skip over April scenes on Gilmore Girls.

"I became a fascist because I couldn't figure out Kinja"

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Everyone should watch this documentary on YouTube, it's so fucking good

Cinnamon doesn't belong in coffee drinks, especially if it's not listed as an ingredient. Don't take it upon yourself to shake in some shit-tasting powder in MY drink, thank you VERY much.

"your social media is just a bubble of groupthink" buddy, my mute list is three miles long and I still have to hear about every shitty person and every shitty event multiple times

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

so many little humiliations under fascism. i’m supposed to say something nice about Jimmy Kimmel?

They’re literally silencing famous rich famous white men…. The fascism is here. Been here. If you were waiting for more signs let this be the one that confirms it for you.

Is the co-host of The Man Show going to be the leader of the resistance?

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Welcome to fascism, Jimmy Kimmel. Even when you lick the boot they're gonna punish you for not swallowing it whole.

JUST GOT WAITLIST TICKETS TO CHAPPELL FUCKING ROAN AT FOREST HILLS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Ezra Klein sucks shit

I wish European countries, especially the one I descend from, would realize that being Not America isn't going to save you from end-stage capitalism and the fascism that comes with it.

People posting their "movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score" and they're all posting shit with 41% or 30% and it's like, respect the fucking game here, folks. Those are Academy Award winning films compared to my answer. I will watch Steve Zahn in ANYTHING and LOVE IT.