When I say I hope to have my affairs in order before I die, I mean have a slew of absolute sick burns ready to publish on the death of terrible men who outlive me.

"The TnaG Effect" - 1990idí "The Des Bishop Effect" - 2000idí "The Coláiste Lurgan Effect" - 2010idí "The Kneecap Effect" - 2020idí Ad infinitum.

“Irish is having such a resurgence right now” a scríobhann Béarleoir eile, don mhíliú uair ar feadh 10 mbliana nuair a chasann sé ar duine atá beo ag úsáid an Ghaeilge amach sa saol.

"Spare a thought" Cuimhním orthu siúd gan an deis chéanna acu liomsa an Ghaeilge a bheith acu ar pé chúis - cos ar bholg, bochtaineacht, éagumas nó rochtain is déanaim iarracht na baic sin a scrios seachas éisteacht leo siúd ab b'fhearr leo géilleadh. archive.is/flRku

Rory Best appeared in court the day Paddy Jackson's victim gave her evidence. He said lawyers asked for him to be there, he lied and had to pay substantial damages to the lawfirm. He was Ireland captain at the time. He was a character witness for Jackson.

Girls I’ve asked this on the Bad Place years ago but how do I make a Báirín Breac when I *detest* dried fruit but enjoy spooky treats

One thing I learned from my very recent listen to the LOTR audiobooks is that the men of Gondor are Very Strong and Very Good and Not At All Corruptible By An Awesome Power

We already had a referendum to make it easier to get on the ballot! Lowering the age limit for a candidate from 35 to 21! It was rejected! That was only ten years ago! Are we all going crazy?!

“We need to respect the opinions of everybody who spoiled their vote” Actually I think you’ll find that they spoiled their vote because we’ve lost the ancient art of telling people to cop on for themselves when they’re talking shite

I wonder will Catherine Connollys landslide show politicians that there's no massive constituency for fox hunting or IFA style agriculture (it won't and we will still be forced to have policies made for an incredibly small amount of landowners)

Turns out voting for Catherine Connolly is a rural pursuit.

Fridgets spoil their vote, pass it on x

Not just presidential elections - general elections too. 141 other countries allow non-resident citizen voting and it works just fine. Time to extend the same rights to Irish citizens.

I said this before on the Other Place but the idea that politicians have to pander to a barbaric eegit who lives in the countryside, doesn’t understand big words and is hungry for savagery is…….INTERESTING!

Please tell me things that are actually #ruralpursuits #áras25

“Rural pursuits” consist of the following: being cold indoors, having a preference about how turf is stacked, being nosey and having no public transport. Rural pursuits do not include galloping a pony across a farmer’s land in the wet and cold with the intention of having a dog kill a fox

You’re laughing? They robbed the Louvre and sped away on an e-scooter and you’re laughing?

The State keeps the level of pay so low by not requiring ANY standards or certification of interpreters (except for ISL).

The Court Service pays €40/hour for interpreting and I cannot stress enough how poor that money is for the level of skill involved and the high stakes. Also the right to interpretation is a basic requirement of the right to a fair trial. jrnl.ie/6848629

Girls, please, the Special Criminal Court contravenes the minimum standards of the right to a fair trial under international law, hope this helps x

Catherine Connolly still calls it “Tina G” #smearthebejaysus

Breaking news: Catherine Connelly says she would have to think about whether or not she would pull the lever on the trolly problem!! Unfit to be president!

What we need is a republican president who is dedicated to reaching the end goal of republicanism.

Some yanks out doing over time with the shovel this morning I see.

I don’t think that speaking Irish should be a prerequisite for being the president? Like yes it’s very nice and a benefit. But language learning is a privilege denied to many. And I think you can very quickly get into what it means to be Irish and who is excluded from that.

Yer one who couldn’t get on the ballot this morning:

For those of you interested, this research report on barriers to studying and working as an ISL interpreter is available now, done in partnership with the Irish Deaf Society and @ihrec.bsky.social Also available in ISL format at the link www.irishdeafsociety.ie/publications...

I have had the great privilege of authoring this report on barriers for ISL interpreters and I’ll be presenting at its launch next week in Dublin. Attendance is free and the event has ISL and English interpretation You can register attendance at the link www.eventbrite.ie/e/report-lau...

I have dropped out of the Boston Marathon guys. Because apparently you can drop out of a race you were never in.

Ar ais le ceist eile mar gheall ar leabhair Gaeilge dá bpáistí. A bhfuil aon leabhair dineasár le fáil? Leabhair fíricí a bhaineann le dineasáir, seachas scéal le dineasáir ann.

Ar ais le ceist eile mar gheall ar leabhair Gaeilge dá bpáistí. A bhfuil aon leabhair dineasár le fáil? Leabhair fíricí a bhaineann le dineasáir, seachas scéal le dineasáir ann.

Check in on your Swiftie friends (me), they (me) are descending into madness.

I’m here to defend the Croke Park pitch markings, I won’t let ye slander the hard work of the grounds people!

The boomer version of quitting it all to open a small bakery/book store is buying a fancy camper van.

Where do they grow Reviewers Two?

This is good because it’s really important to see how lame and embarrassing the fash are.

No one needs to be told this, but in policing research there’s this thing called “cop culture” [see Robert Reiner] and part of it is a “thirst for action”. Police inherently want there to be riots and a chase because police work, for the most part, is extremely boring.

Cavan is a podcast that absolutely nobody should listen to.

It’s not real PhD level intelligence if it doesn’t cry at its desk from self doubt once a week, it’s just sparkling academia

“Appears to have been shot” as we all look at a video of a journalist being shot is a ✨fascinating✨ use of language, isn’t it?

“Bromance” or as it is rarely called “two men who are friends”

“We now go live to our Ketamine Correspondent. What’s the latest, Jim?”

This is what it would have been like if they had social media during the Cuban Missile Crisis

My home of Missoula just voted to establish the pride flag as an official government flag of the city, thereby circumventing the state's asinine pride flag ban. 🏳️‍🌈 Missoula is once again showing how to fight back against policies that seek to erase the LGBTQ community.

I just finished Lord of the Rings for the first time and they are phenomenal books (who knew? Not me). I actually listened to the audiobooks with Andy Serkis and it was a wonderful and immersive experience, 10/10 recommend but I have been crying for 20 minutes and now I have a headache

Again, I cannot express how little I expected someone would usurp my position as "guy who takes ketamine in the company of a president".

“Monolingualism is the carbon monoxide of culture; multilingualism is its oxygen." Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I feel like a lot of strife could be spared if the folk of middle earth learned how to check for vital signs? (Again, no spoilers pls, I’m only like a third of the way through ROTK)

Forcing people to knock on doors to beg for rights from their neighbours is inhumane, I’ll never forgive anyone who had a hand in making that a reality.

Reviewer 1: great job, I loved this, can you just change that one thing? Reviewer 2: this is an affront to humanity.