Sometimes this thing happens where I’ll see somebody wearing a t-shirt repping a favorite band from my youth like Soul Coughing or whatever and then I’ll be surprised to see that it’s an “old” person wearing it and then I’ll realize we are very probably the same age and I too am an “old” person.

Timeline cleanse: Happy Gotcha Days edition (Via r/MadeMeSmile)

They've lost the 9yos

The thing about being neurodivergent is that I Like It. What I don’t like is that the world imposes numerous taxes on me for being like this. I don’t view it as a Me problem.

This made me start looking up righty people’s ages and how do they all look at least 10 years older than they actually are?

Oh we were on that bullshit well into the 1800s. See St Paul’s of Liège (Belgium), which first commissioned Joseph Geefs to sculpt Lucifer When Joe delivered it in 1842 (real fuckin sexy, etc) the Bishop was like “oh no!” so re-commissioned his brother Guillaume, who… made it sexier

they’re putting Kimmel back on the air. I would now like to see the same amount of outrage for the firing of professors for their statements

Reskeeting with alt text But yeah yall, don't try to compare yourself to the past you without taking into consideration that things have a absolutely changed in such drastic ways that the fact you are even surviving now is a triumph

LOL

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

I actually think it’s good when deeply offputting users have horrible AI avatars. its the 2025 version of this

give me back the mass market paperback you cowards

With full alt text

re: civility and "official channels" of resistance, I will add to the ongoing excellent commentary: campus activists typically only adopted disruptive tactics after their efforts to go through "official channels" were met with disingenuous procedural loophole rejections or explicit repression.

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot

Getting my Covid shot while I’m still allowed to

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

@izandra.bsky.social ha!

Our bird feeder ran empty while we were away for the weekend and I came back to it’s camera roll full of disappointed looking birds

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

here’s the thing those rich dudes lived WAY closer temporally to the French Revolution than our rich dudes like, they were aware that if you piss off the peasants TOO much, money doesn’t matter to a guillotine I don’t think they were better people than our billionaires, they just remembered fear

This is what I mean when I talk about AI resistance. We don't have to develop this technology the way we are. We can do it in a way that isn’t choosing faster and cheaper over ethics. The only reason we aren't is bc tech bros want to line their pockets. The Luddites were fucking right.

Taking a moment to appreciate the brutal honesty of this noodle bar’s spicy ramen menu.

Found out going to NOLA with my friend on the weekend of the Halloween parade so I’m frantically bedazzling my Spilsbury costume and ordering ruffs so I can wear it and have 0 people know who I am

what this sounds like to me is the administration is cutting money for efforts to support integration and sending some of the cash over to HCBUs, under the view that this is where black students ought to go www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...

Alt text: A Freddie Mercury doll in a doll house. In image 1 he is hiding from a real life cat, who is peering through the door. In image 2 he is running away in terror as the cat sticks it’s paw through the door to try and grab him

Immanuel Cunt

Well now I’m going to do this. Complete with commentary

@izandra.bsky.social WE MISSED JUDGE DOOM?!

56. verbal instructions

I was listening to an old Casey Kasem American Top 40 (I find this soothing these days) from 1985 where he told the story of Wendy Carlos, who scored The Shining and Tron, and her journey to becoming trans. Casey got all the pronouns right and it was presented as a slice of life, feel good story

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

So far my friend and I are the only ones dumb enough to want to go to spinal tap 2 at 10am on a Sunday

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

instructors! today is a good day to ask yourself this question again

It's worth asking why every elite institution is issuing statements like this rather than pointing out the obvious fact that the institutional right commits and glorifies violence far more than the left. Is there a reason you feel you can't say that out loud? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

This is something that I think needs to be said more for the young people. This shit got worse. Google was more useful in 2006 than it is today. Meemaw and Peepaw regularly post shit on Facebook that would have got you banned from Newgrounds.

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

I am irrationally happy it is macaroni and cheese day in the cafeteria. I don't even want any of the toppings. Just two servings of the mac and cheese. Mmmmm

Seconded. Series 7 if you want to watch the best one

Seen on the side of a noodle shop in Chicago.