Hmmm.

He get bitten again? Gets the zoo to spend millions on a chimpanzee exhibit. Immediately gets bitten and now peaces out... Quite the run.

Good news! I did some research and there's a Nuremberg in Pennsylvania. It's kind of small, but I bet we can make it work.

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

Republicans, man...

EXCLUSIVE: Went one-on-one with Pacers general manager Chad Buchanan on the Pacers trade for Ivica Zubac, the draft pick(s) they sent away, Zubac and Toppin's health, and much more: www.forbes.com/sites/tonyea...

I'm not lying. The #Pacers were in game 7 of the #NBA Finals less than a year ago!

Pacers fans and injuries this season. Can't wait for the 362564 different starting lineup next game.

Marcel Duchamp, To Be Looked at (from the Other Side of the Glass) with One Eye, Close to, for Almost an Hour, Buenos Aires 1918 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134956

The Pacers are going to have a lot of versatility at the center position next season: Rim-roller/hand-off hub in Zubac, "spacer" with Huff, speed lineup with Toppin, or Walker-Furphy-Siakam to go small and switch. Glad they kept Walker and Furphy out of the deal.

Pacers PA Announcer Just Muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ Over And Over

RayJ is back in the fieldhouse. Should've been an appreciation video! #pacers #NBA

An Op-Ed from an IPS commissioner opposing this bill The Mind Trust and Rise Indy claim helps IPS www.indystar.com/story/opinio...

In 2015, Mayor Joe Hogsett said he’d increase competition for professional services contracts “wherever feasible.” Ten years later, his admin routinely awards them without bids. His allies benefit. mirrorindy.org/hogsett-alli...

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

I didn't think I could appreciate this man any more. Just another common W from Tyrese!

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Did not know the Yankees were the original cheese heads, ahead of Green Bay. Thanks @smithsonianmag.bsky.social ! Also, what an all time classic zinger. #NFL #MLB

If only Jarace Walker was healthy in the Finals. What could've been

Pacers down by a gazillion at the half. At least it's free!

Getting ready to watch the #Pacers against the #Celtics. Pleasantly surprised to see them over the air on @wthrcom.bsky.social! #NBA

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

BREAKING: Indiana completes undefeated season and wins first national title, beating Miami 27-21 in College Football Playoff final.

INSTANT CLASSIC! #IU #IUFB #Hoosiers #CFB

“The Indiana football Hoosiers will have the majority of the fans in a football championship being played on the opposing team’s own football turf”

What a season! Made even more enjoyable when the star QB is only on LinkedIn and the HC is a Chipotle goblin. #IUFB #GoIU #ESPN

In the last year alone, there have been many more news articles using the words Trump and Nobel Peace Prize than those about actual award winners in history. In a few years, AI tools owned by oligarchs will confirm that Trump indeed won the prize and the proof will be today's handover of the prize.

That's three wins in a row!

Didn't Indy just move on from this contract? Weird to center the old trash company. #DPW #Pacers #Indy

No starting center needed. Nice win! Two in a to row

Jarace Walker turns it over, gets it back, loses it on the floor, the assist to Furphy. The typical Jarace experience-- as soon as he came into the game too.

Rick Carlisle looked at Micah Potter, Jay Huff, and Tony Bradley on the bench and said "Do NBA teams even need centers?" #NBA #NBASky #Heat #Pacers #PositionlessBasketball

I think it’s behind a paywall, but this is a really nice article. I had done a morning drive radio interview earlier that had put me in a foul mode. This sure made up for that! Thank you, Ben Cohen for intelligent questions and a great article. www.wsj.com/business/ent...

Pacers win!

Congrats to Rick Carlisle of the Pacers for becoming the 11th coach in NBA history to secure 1,000 total coaching wins!

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Let's get Rick his 1000th win! Go #Pacers! #NBA #CavsvsPacers

overthrowing govs, sending people to detention facilities for torture, cutting taxes for the rich, slashing social spending for the poor, increasing military spending, promoting christian nationalism, demonizing gays, surveilling citizens under "national security." same old GOP.

"It's all about the U"

Pacers trail the Magic at the half 68-66. Interestingly, Micah Potter has more than twice as many minutes as Jay Huff. #NBASky

Very cool program for today's #NBA game between the #Pacers and #Magic. Love to see this from PS&E.

I don't think Jay Huff tries to get a rebound as much as he just attempts to stop the defender from getting it. #Pacers #NBA

"Jay Huff has missed 17 of his last 19 attempts from deep as the only "stretch" five who is a five on the roster. Isaiah Jackson is out with a concussion, Tony Bradley has a fractured thumb, and James Wiseman is still James Wiseman."

In case you’re wondering what the deal is with shot-making for the Pacers (i.e. is it just “a make or miss league”; is it who’s taking the shots; or if there’s something in the process of generating the shots that’s tanking the results), here’s an in-depth video pod

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

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