why does everything need to be a walk-and-talk front-facing camera video now. write a paragraph. I will read your paragraph. babies with jangling keys all of you

Love to loudly say “are you sure honey? Claude says you’re being hysterical again“ into my phone to see if anyone in the coffee shop has the manners to kill me

In my opinion he needs to be wearing a bandana and sunglasses and smoking a cigarette and I think you’ll agree based on my mock-up that it just feels right.

Losing my mind

Drop the skin care routine king!

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you. Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

Absolutely zero tolerance for the "Oh you aren't as cynical or depressed as me? You fool, you normie" kind of posting. That shit's not just toxic, it's dripping with jealousy and is deeply pathetic.

BREAKING: Trump has exploded. Grew bigger and bigger like a balloon and then burst. He was 79 years old. (via AP)

BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced. @wttw.bsky.social

This is why I try not to let the “we have to back Newsom” crowd bother me. This dude is dropping out before Super Tuesday. He shows up in polls right now because people know his name. They will turn against him when they hear him speak and see how slimy he is.

For the love of god if you're asked to be on a jury for a powerful psycho don't admit you hate him. Pretend you don't know him or are neutral.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

Oh baby hell yes

all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now

The older I get the more I realize some people are just rotten. Not complicated. No gray area.

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

MPLS was a great moral and practical victory for a new Trump-era resistance, but it was only the end of the beginning 15,000 new masked goons. 150 new ICE offices in every state, and a national network of warehouse concentration camps My column on the battle ahead www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

He’s an astronaut. Surely he knows this isn’t true.

Corporate Dems are such wieners. An unthinkable level of wienerdom.

Encouraging our Chicago allies who survived Operation Midway Blitz to please post here about that post-”drawdown.” IIRC heat died down but ICE is back doing same shady shit only shadier. Celebrate the win (when it actually happens, not just a liar‘s words) but know this is a strategic retreat.

Even when things die down a bit, the chilling effect on targeted communities (and their economies) persists. People are still cautious about leaving their homes, and I expect that will last for a long time, unfortunately.

More of this

It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.

People cheer while watching Bad Bunny perform during Super Bowl 60 at a Benito bowl watch party at La Bruquena in the Humboldt Park neighborhood Sunday evening in Chicago.

Buried in this piece is a throwaway line about how actually her real hustle is selling online courses to aspiring AI hacks, marking an extraordinary symbiosis of my two most hated internet poisons

“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths 'I am their voice' NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.

♻️♻️♻️MinnMax will donate $1 for every REPOST in the next 30 minutes to protect immigrants in Minneapolis.♻️♻️♻️ 100% goes directly to the nonprofit VEAP, who provides mobile food pantry and rent assistance to those in need. Donate or share today, help us hit $300,000! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...

Teared up.

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Wow, a mayor who communicates as effectively in office as he did during his campaign?? Is that legal??? cc @mayorofchicago.bsky.social

"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. blockclubchi.co/3ZAnDTZ

Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.

If I were still living in Chicago, there would be no question who would get my vote in this race: www.chicagotribune.com/2026/01/26/i... - I've know Juliana for years - before she was in politics. She is a person with deep integrity and importantly she is also really kind.

Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

If Newsom really wants to be that guy he should arrest lil Greggy the second he lands in California

If your Representative or Senators start going "whew! I guess it's ok to give DHS funding now" be ready to get on their cases

The march is now passing the Chicago city hall / Cook County hall building. The chant goes up, "Minnesota don't you fear, we, the people, are right here"

Just published an essay on this www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...

I spent the weekend trying to process what's happening in my city of Minneapolis, Minnesota by creating this video. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.

It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

Gotta buy the champagne bottle before the shelves are empty

Weird not to feel mad about the Oscar noms. Either I have achieved inner peace or I’m missing something

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab