out here doing my best* *rotting on the couch

mike mills are you free on thursday

if anyone is a member of the rhys darby faction discord could you kindly send me an invite please

my brain when I'm trying to sleep

my browser decided to take it upon itself to move 637 "inactive" tabs to a special section and then save them backwards from the order I had arranged them in and I don't think my browser understands that I was planning to read all 637 of those fics

i say "don't debase yourself for a man who hasn't a single tureen on board" to myself at least once a day

signal boost pls? 🥹🫂

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

These lips have not separated since the Revenge sailed away from the inn

what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS

ed bought a lava lamp and some disco lights and is dressed in hot pink from head to toe dancing by himself in his living room

edward teach woke up this morning and immediately turned on The Night We Met by Lord Huron. he has been listening to it on repeat all day. this isn't about a specific heartbreak or anything. he's just fucking sad about so many things. he just feels a lot.

feeling like a million bucks 👍

this is the time for scifi fans to exercise the ultimate depth and breadth of their creativity make them shut down the hotline use all your best Borg jokes

In the 1980s, a suitcase marked “private” was found in a barn near Oslo. Inside? Hundreds of playful, radical photos by the couple Marie Høeg and Bolette Berg — subversive visions of gender and sexuality in early 1900s Norway: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/berg-and-hoeg/

happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.

open letter to my car: dear car, I know you hate me. I know you hate to drive more than 20 minutes at a time without dying. I know it's hard. I know baby I know. but maybe you could consider fixing yourself before October so that I could have an experience such as the one below. you have three mo

happy birthday Canada can I live in you

so ready to have an exhausted queer as fuck July let's go

Girls don’t want chocolate and flowers we want a pirate ship and a sharp cutlass.

If your life is being ground up in economic machinery and the burden of oppression is heavy on your back, you hunger for liberation, and so do those around you. Look for our brightly colored banners coming up over the hill of the past and into your present.

you do not understand I need this more than I need air

do you ever just want to vague post about how shitty things are

which friend are you so I know what to send you

I'm trying a new thing where I try to actually feel the sadness in my body instead of batting it away and intellectualizing it and then burying it and whoa there buddy. lmao. how do people do this without having daily meltdowns

I need to know what happens in season 3 because edward teach is literally me how does my story conclude

can i please just have one normal uneventful day

Beach ed is the vibe today

I miss speaking in ofmd memes as my primary form of self expression. it was like finding my first language. and English was a clumsy distant second

On this day in 1978, the rainbow flag first flew as a symbol of pride. It was raised at San Francisco Gay Freedom Day.

me

the thing about being genderfluid and exhausted at the same time is that I'm too tired to know what my gender is 80% of the time I kinda wish I could just say my gender is "gender"

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Ed-ass bumper sticker

@ rhysie darby

OH. OKAY.

edward teach in season 2 episode 2 of our flag means death

🥰

we will outlast your entire fucking empire

I'm laughing so hard what the actual hell

do you remember when you used to watch season 1 of ofmd on a nonstop loop from September 2022 to December 2023 and you would sometimes skip past Karl's death because it was too painful and sometimes you would go to the end but other times you would stop just before the dock scene and then swing back

I just remembered when 60 of us had a ofmd season 1 watch party on discord on 9/30/2022 and got really sad boy howdy do I miss those days

he gets it

if anyone wants to fake their death and go live at sea, you have a rare opportunity here. all you need to add is a jungle cat and some chicken and some fake blood and a horse and carriage and an extra corpse and a duplicate of your current outfit

I have felt overwhelmingly hanging on by a thread all day and I've tried eating cookies, watching pee wee's playhouse, listening to death metal while hiking, listening to silly dance music for 3 hours, screaming in my car, and taking a hot cold shower. nothing has worked. trying spicy food next

I just ran into a true honest to god homophobe on the internet and I said something slightly mean to them and then blocked them