I need to be stopped actually #projecthailmary

just saw a nice young man buy some flowers at the store and some crotchety old guy had to ask “so what’d you do wrong” man fuck you maybe he actually just likes his partner and wanted to buy them flowers 🙄

Hi all Big ask from me and my mom because we know how amazing this crew is. My mom has ask kindly to share her race for life donation page. Donations going towards cancer research. Donation and shares are much appreciated and big loves from me Ty 💜💜 fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/michell...

i made a letterboxd a little while ago who wants to follow me? as you can see you’re coming to me at a very ryan gosling time in my life boxd.it/jOc9L

KLARA AND THE SUN LIVES!!!

Nothing will ever hit like this ever again

So, I reckon what makes Ed happy is... you. You make Stede happy. (I never actually put this up myself! Finished adopted sketch thanks to super adored @kellykat53.bsky.social!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

It's my birthday so I'm gifting you all with a new OFMD sketch 🙌🏻 (Many of you can probs recognize which photo I referenced, and I said, what if I GB'd it?) 💜💜 #OFMD #OFMDfanart

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

@roximonoxide.bsky.social 😘

do you think paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davy who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life have explored each other’s bodies?

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

twt got to see it so i think it’s only fair that my og pirates on bsky get to see my cute selfie too 🥰

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

my grandma saw my truffula tree tattoo for the first time today and bless her heart she thought it was a rosary at first 😭

made a ryland grace playlist so you know the brain worms are going crazy rn open.spotify.com/playlist/0WZ...

Ed’s been around, ok? He’s traveled, he’s been places, he’s seen things. He’s never had a day as perfect as this one 😍 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

told some republican senators to kys over on twitter and they locked my account 😔

Ed’s big beautiful brown eyes should have been included on his list of crimes. -Stede Bonnet, probably #OFMDfanart #OFMD

"the ofmd fandom is d-" shhh no stop. A dead fandom doesn't raise almost $80k for charity. A dead fandom doesn't have like, what, multiple fandom events going on at any given time. A dead fandom doesn't produce multiple pieces of fanart/fanfic a day. A dead fandom doesn't uplift each other daily.

found someone selling the phm fox sweater and yes i did just spend $160 on it

guys it’s officially EXTREMELY serious for me

INCREDIBLE NEWS EVERYONE i guess i’ll just have to make the hour long trip to an imax screen around here when it does come back

i’m visiting my parents this weekend and there’s an amc near them (something that’s almost completely absent in michigan) so it’d be my one chance to see phm in proper imax instead of my theater’s off brand imax turns out their amc is taking phm out of imax in favor of the fucking super mario movie

ok who wants to scream about phm with me bc i am hyperfixating HARD

...and bumping into the wall, the door, laughing and hot and greedy and limbs tangling and buttons and fingers tugging and oh God, Stede was hungry. - "The Accountant, the Captain, His Wife and Their Daughter" by @amuseoffyre.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/606130... #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Omg! Huge shoutout to San Francisco, CA! Ocean Beach, you crushed it! 🌊

man i love the bsky pirate crew y’all are always so supportive 🥹💖

guys i got my masters :3

thesis defense today everyone pray i that i dont throw up or shit myself 🙏

Wolf Ed I drew for @ladypenni.bsky.social. He’s so adora… ahem, I mean ferocious. 🐰

sigh unfortunately i have to make an addition to this list blonde men who get to have rights: 1. stede bonnet (ONLY THE FICTIONAL OFMD VERSION) 2. mobius m mobius 3. (new!!) ryland grace

fancy a rewatch on this 4 year first kissiversary? 💖

Regency Stede (yes, definitely Stede) really loves holding his little merman walking stick. He really keeps a firm grasp on that guy 🙂‍↕️ Everyone thank @megofmd.bsky.social for giving me a thorough breakdown of someone’s outfit for their new show! 👀 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

AMAZING JOB, EVERYONE: Crafters, bidders, hype team, mods, etc!!! #fandommarket Check your email for your invoice and instructions, and remember you can always round your donations up to increase our impact for @immcouncil.org !!

watching the new season of deadloch and i’m starting to think that maybe luke is the most attractive hemsworth brother actually

march madness is nothing but pain

why does outlook always insist on changing “my” to “me” like no i do not want the email to say “i would love to speak further about me application” contrary to popular belief based on my online presence i am not actually a pirate

They definitely planned this. Also, I think Stede stole Ed’s bracelet. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

you mean to tell me that new show young sherlock doesn’t have john watson in it?? how are you going to have a sherlock holmes adaptation without john watson 😭 i don’t care that it’s because sherlock and john don’t actually meet until adulthood they got moriarty in there so why not john

Stede is obliged to unleash his vengeance on a trifling vengeancee! (Recently finished up comm for wonderful @debphotog.bsky.social!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

very funny how i reposted a tiktok about the water crisis caused by ai data centers and someone i know liked it even though i know they have the chatgpt app on their phone

🎵 Hi alllllll! 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🥹🥹🥹 go get your man, Stede!! #ofmd