im changing my main sona sorry gamers

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

ⓘ 𝘔𝘦𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘸

this is a real ending. maid Alice is real

it's just all so fucking stupid

always remember to feed ur plushies

It's weird how the guy who was within inches of killing Trump just isn't discussed at any great length. Like, it was established that he was a registered republican with "antisemetic views" and the press just left it at that. The possible partner of a guy who killed some chud podcaster, however..

Modern Facism is the quest to make the Internet real life in every way to punish the people who were mean to you on the Internet because you were and still are a wet dullard

top ten Alice quotes

Today’s wisdom: when in doubt, doodle cats. #art #sketchbook #caturday

if you're not convinced about Alice x Patchouli yet, consider this: their color schemes look so good together

beep beep jolteon in a jeep

heathcliff dp on wakeup

okay well firstly meow meow meow meow meow

my love for cats only grows stronger over time. probably due to their silly faces and behaviors.

2B #NieR #NieRAutomata

You've got a vast car

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

Watch Out!

i did actually go hang out with the cat again after making this post

Manatee fam!! #manatee #manatees #manateesofcoralcity #manateefamily #mamatee #babytee #calf #trio #sirenia #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

any time reviewers like a marvel movie they say "its good to have a marvel movie thats less about world ending stakes and more about the characters" and then you watch the movie and it is about world ending stakes

I bet whoever wrote this post got run over by a big jeep or something

. @theguardian.com NEEDS to publish this whole cable immediately. only a cis person could omit the actual language limiting it to athletes when the legal 'reasoning' (updated marker = fraud) clearly enables targeting all trans travelers "misrepresenting their... sex."

an executive saying they want to "regain our credibility and swagger" is so funny. you don't do anything.

average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

Nazrin in the 1996 era pokemon style

haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

every Donald Trump cycle: TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny* NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head

yo im really good at interpreting data, check out this tweet i made:

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

I love this silly vintage matchbook cat

therapist: front facing Big Challenges isn't real he can't hurt you front facing Big Challenges:

HEY GUYS!! VERY SUDDEN POST BUT UH. A PROJECT I WORKED ON IS GOING LIVE IN HALF AN HOUR!! Everyone worked so incredibly hard and I'm sooo excited to see it all put together! Come watch the reveal here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhq5... #SparkleOnReanimated

Ash Blossom is joyous

as a resident of a non-US country, I think I am entitled to call for the US president to be assassinated, as it is simply an opinion of mine with regards to the foreign policy of my own country, much like how many public figures call for third world countries to be flattened, etc.

Trans people have always been here. We deserve medical services and medicine. We know it with science, we’ve done the research. Gender affirming care has always been a need, not a privilege. And fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Boy, things that were "never going to happen" sure do keep happening a lot.

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

This is so goddamn funny