Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.

Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.

This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.

Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers

Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.

At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.

We still can impeach him….

I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️

thread of photographs i took at my local protest (6-9) creative protest signs edition

Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌

It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉

“how did you know that” “because i know you”

Colman Domingo covers the latest issue of Vogue Magazine 🪞by Iké Udé

Absolutely nothing because free will exist.

🥰👑😍 Motha & Dawta

So fucking wasteful and out of touch.

I detest men who put forth lazy efforts. Be intentional or take your half stepping ass on somewhere

The news of Michelle Trachtenberg’s passing has my inner child crying, screaming, and growing up!😭 She was such a good actress and played so many of my favorites.

I miss DEI

Let Kendrick be a reminder to leave nonchalant people alone. They are reserved because they know they'll take it too far when provoked. Once you open Pandora's Box, there's no closing it…

ALDI you were supposed to be different!!!! 😭😭😭

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

May the bare minimum and nonchalant never find comfort here. May an unromantic person never come my way. May one without vision never think they stand a chance with me. May my energy be matched, my effort be reciprocated, and my presence be valued.

this queen

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

This so ghetttoooooo

Guilty as charged.

We are being left to the wolves literally

“Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain.” A word. 👏🏽

Very much unbothered, purr. 💅🏽

🗣️THERE IS A WAR ON BAD BITCHES

I really miss the “ intro+verse+chorus+verse+chorus+bridge+chorus+outro” formula.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Thee things I would do for this woman!!!!!🔥😍😭

Stop asking Black women to fix the shit you broke.

Blu Cantrell in 2001:

Happy Black History Month! 🔥

More of this, America.

Root beer Pineapples on pizza

Beyoncé won Doechi won Kendrick won Eagles won This the most magical Black History Month in my life