Me when my friend is now MARRIED

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

The Ontario Conservative Government just announced plans to significantly weaken the Province's freedom of information laws. This follows FOI releases that embarrassed the government, exposed wrongdoing, and ensured accountability. news.ontario.ca/en/release/1...

No joke, I think this might be one of the most important roles for tech-savvy Millennials/Gen Xers. We caught a glimpse of an amazing world, one that was almost entirely free of corporate or political influence because the suits hadn’t caught on yet. We could talk with ANYONE in an age of landlines

Morning everyone

We can’t wait to bring you all CommandFest Toronto this summer! Stay tuned for details! magic.gg On a trop hâte de vous présenter CommandFest Toronto cet été! Restez à l’affût pour plus de détails! @playmagic.com @magic.wizards.com #mtg #mtgcommunity #magicthegathering #mtgxthehobbit

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

bro is worried about the quality of my immortal soul. how about you worry about the quality of your LOOT, GAMER

The US & Israel, supported by most EU nations & Gulf states, just poisoned a city of 9 million people... It also rained black after Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

Ok you know things are getting bad when it takes less than 5 minutes to get in & out of Sephora at 4:30pm on a Friday..

Every new calendar year, I start putting money towards an end of year holiday fund. My partner’s birthday falls around that time, and it’s important to me that my loved ones get TREATED 💅 Already almost a third of the way to my goal and March just started.

Take your Fuck Carney window decal and shove it.

whatever you call this art style - PS2 era medium-poly characters with hand-made highly detailed but also somewhat blurry textures with baked-in lighting - I absolutely love it and it makes me want to drop everything and make games

The quoted post in image form. Still, like I said before, sounds like a good guy that just legit made a mistake.

“No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

If I maintained my hegemonic position in the world through violence I think the first thing I'd want everyone else to believe is that "violence is never the answer"

The Hamilton Police Service has investigated itself, the Hamilton Police Service says it has addressed the matter of extremist symbols being displayed by a swore officer, the officer remains on regular duties, and the Hamilton Police Service says it cannot reveal anything. #HamOnt #yhmcc

Alright how do I force my favourite 4 mana sorcery from standard into modern?? 🤔

With alt text. These are words I live by with my beliefs and morals.

Went 2-2 at my first ever modern event with Orzhov Blink. The community at Waypoint Games in Hamilton, ON threw together a list for me to come and jam with 🥺 Y’all are obsessed with shuffling your libraries though 😭

This is evergreen. You absolute fuckwit.

The fact that prerelease kits are at dollar parity in Canada and the US is a really bad economic indicator to say the least 💀

I cannot believe that I am being held hostage by a WG control player on @mtgarena.com and I cannot report them easily.

The skeptics were right about this

Running a Duskmourn sealed event with friends tonight! We are all so excited to be playing such a phenomenal set. By far my favourite,

No but this is entirely correct

Are you too fast of a typist? Never get to hear the songs for each minigame in full? You're in luck! The soundtrack to Many Mini Typing Games is now available on Bandcamp! 🎵🎶🎧 girambquamb.bandcamp.com/album/many-m...

The balancing on the email mechanic is completely fucked. You're meant to reply to emails, but when you do so, you're punished by almost immediately getting another email in response which then needs to be replied to. The player is disincentivized from engaging with the core gameplay loop.

I hope everyone has a very nice day unless you are the Premier of Ontario. If you are, I hope your day fucking blows.

Huge win for players and competitive magic enjoyers!

When those who should maintain transparency choose to conceal data that should be public, it falls to the press — in Magic, to content creators as well — to speak out, criticize, and unite to investigate and disclose the data they don't want to reveal. mtg.cardsrealm.com/en-us/articl...

Of course, the provincial gov’t continues to fail those underserved and instead the premier talks shit to basket weavers. All while the progressive mayor focuses on decorum and not getting things done.

Hi @josephmschultz.bsky.social @danaroach.bsky.social If you’ve answered this elsewhere please let know. Are you guys tracking how many UB commanders you’ve encountered so far this year as part of your yearly stats? Would be curious to see the % at the end of 2026.

There will be at least twice as many commander cards for TMNT's 4 titular Turtles (~32) than there were legendary creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed (16)

while I would strongly recommend against playing Many Mini Typing Games this way, it's nice to know that it's an option #gamedev #godotengine #indiegame

Canadians can travel to China without a visa as of next week. 最好学习中文。

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

What if I don’t do any work and instead I brew the most poorly constructed Modern deck imaginable?

HER: you better not be slutty archer death when I get there ME:

LMAO IF THEY PUT HARRY POTTER IN MAGIC I ABSOLUTELY WILL START A RIOT

BRING BACK TEAMSPEAK!!!

The most goated pizza: • Red onions 🧅 • Banana peppers 🌶️ • Pineapple 🍍 • Broccoli 🥦 • Hot sauce swirl 🥵 • Thin crust 🤏

THANK GOD RHYSTIC STUDY AND THASSA’S ARE SAFE 🙏

Many Mini Typing Games is available ‼️RIGHT NOW‼️ If you 💕LOVE💕 minigames and you 💗ADORE💗 your keyboard, check it out!! 10% launch discount because I love you *gives you a kiss*

I cannot find the singular copy of Tinybones Joins Up *anywhere* at #MTGSPOTLIGHT Toronto. If anyone at the venue has one and will trade or sell to me before 2:00PM I will love you forever.