"Cities should remain museum pieces for incumbents and any newcomer is strictly a burden" is the most loser mindset that powers the most loser politics in America today.

It’s not a real dive unless they’re out of half the beers they serve

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

Haven’t seen a proper #JOOP in a bit, but here are some enjoyable JOOP-Adjacent tire covers from the past month “Jeepsy Soul” is possibly the worst(best?) I’ve ever seen, thank you @bettermyths.bsky.social for the photo

The fuck you lookin at

I can’t believe this Jon Snow lookin mutherfucker is supposed to be my new Gustave

Still incredibly disappointed by big artists using and promoting this garbage. Was distracting and lame. System of a Down killed it later in the night with zero AI filters.

A7x using AI Camera graphics during their opening set in Chicago - fuck this shit

Wish me luck! Just gotta drive a truck containing the only copy of the source code and all the assets for Silksong across this bridge

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Love this big red #JOOP from Chicago. A simple classic. Sighting by @logandean.games

Last minute decided to go to a concert just now and it’s only a 20min bike ride to the arena and I don’t have to stress about parking. I don’t even live in a cool or radically close city neighborhood. This shit rules fuck the burbs

this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)

fun fact it’s pretty common for professional hockey players to have to get custom pants because their big butts www.menshealth.com/trending-new...

Math rock is stupid. I’ll be grooving on some playlist and then learn the band’s name is fuckin “toe”

Gonna start quoting these now as it seems that’s an easier trail to follow. Happy pride month from this funky #JOOP

“I love getting tripped over”

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

I desperately need to know the pope’s opinions on pizza.

First pope to have ever had a dipped beef?

Thank you Blues for having a worse game 7 third period than Colorado. Small comfort.

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Avs hockey feels so much like Wild hockey, except they know how to fucking close

Gutted by the Polygon layoffs, as I’ve drifted further from the industry, that was the team I trusted and enjoyed most.

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

New album beats ass btw

oscars director: you get that music for the in memoriam segment? sound guy: sure did boss, real fuckin evil just like you asked oscars director: what

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

Happy Valentine’s Day ya weirdos. For 12 hours only starting right now, you can claim a copy of Speed Dating for Ghosts for zero dollars and no cents on itch.io only. Why? Because things are a lot right now (and always). And also I love you. Sheesh. Tell yer friends. itch.io/s/148020/spe...

dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

The best Beatles song is just Bill Ward singing for Black Sabbath youtu.be/O51xVs_ha_w

help i fell in a hole

Hang in there

in medieval war, most people died during a rout… while fleeing uncontrollably. when organization falls apart and “save yourself” takes over. the goal of combat was to force the enemy to rout. IF we are forced to retreat, let it be a fighting retreat, a strategic retreat.

Coheed’s transition from Proggy Space Emo to Dancey Space Prog is an inspiration

Who wants to see an airboat in snow?? (Video from Chase Businelle on Twitter)

Revised

In case you're one of the other three funeral doom fans interested in the Gloomy Sunday cover @margaret.bsky.social mentioned a few weeks ago on Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff, it is by Pallbearer and it rules. pallbearer.bandcamp.com/track/gloomy...

So glad people who live nowhere near this parcel voted to reject a 100-acre park, affordable housing near a transit line, and a new grocery store in a food desert two years ago. Is an extra 55 acres of open space really worth the damage refusing to densify causes? Get bent, NIMBYs.

Hearing actual friends say things like "this happens all the time", "I don't have much empathy, they're all rich" and "why does California get all the attention?" as the country's 2nd largest metro burns. I'm going to have an aneurysm.

Im starting a new JOOP thread here because I still love collecting these dumb cars. Here’s bootlicking #JOOP I saw from a metro trail last week.

I paid the USFS $10 and cut my own damn Christmas treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I found all 50 state license plates (plus 3 Mexican states) in Denver proper as of like 6 months ago, but forgot about Bluesky. I caught ‘em all!

Chill hang

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

I think im gonna try being a “Shed Guy”

I’m taking credit for this as an Onion print subscriber

Have you ever seen such a stacked list of OPENERS?? MCR 2025 tour announcement: