The puppy

Call her Progesterone the way I'm taking her orally out of sheer laziness

i watn to tell jokes BECAUSE there is fascism this shit sucks at least let me die laughing

me buying another instant camera like, i just think they're neat

the fit vs what's underneath

it’s so beautiful how so many of my friends r so willing to help me do my injection

before testosterone: those are some cool boobs while on testosterone: BOOBS????? 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

had to draw this

not a boy, not a girl, i'm an actual dog and i'm 32 years late for my flea and tick preventative

just misjudged a corner turn coming up the stairs and took my hip out on the banister, i might be mortally wounded ow

didn't get enough sleep last night and now i'm crying laughing over this

me buying another instant camera like, i just think they're neat

the best part about transitioning is how you are no longer human and no longer bound by their laws

WOMEN WANT ME FOLLICLES FEAR ME

girl that needs an intense makeout session with lots of kissing and touching more than she needs water, air, or food

i hate the annoying bisexual stereotype, im annoying for reasons unrelated to my bisexuality and i dont like having my achievements reduced to accidents of birth like that

almost everyone can get pregnant; the appendix is the womb of the butt

i might have to become a breedable catgirl to save them from extinction

the fit vs what's underneath

and so the frog sits upon his throne surrounded by his court of monsters

leaving the girl who taught me how to lie so i never feel like i have too again

2 or 3? Like id say negative intimidating but people have said they were nervous to approach me before?????

A Princess and her Pet. My girl @therapy-goth.bsky.social

!!!! Oh hey I think its injection night

the fit vs what's underneath

real wounding realising my gf's ex is more like the person I thought I was dating then my ex was, like, for fuck sake in a different universe without the manipulative brain parasite inbetween i genuinely think we would have gotten on, and if things had been better maybe buried my ex's body together

and so the frog sits upon his throne surrounded by his court of monsters

I dooo i love plushies and have many fluffy friends

I wonder if she's actually with her new gf or if she's just with the same girl she cheated on me with for years, while she's messaging trying to lure me back But also I have her blocked now, and will never pick up an unknown number call again so I guess it doesnt really matter

Fawn

🥺 do you promise? 💞💞 some people really do know the way straight to this puppies heart

me when im less upset by the physical abuse that may or may not have been murder attemps and more upset with the instability and last minute plan changes cause like I get wanting to kill me, but my autism means that changing plans last minute might be the thing that actually does it

if i had a quarter for every time i accidentally saved a post and then immediately unsaved it i could buy bsky and fire jay

bluesky won't let me add alt text to a video and its making me have a very 'Robert i dont like this rock....its pissing me off' moment

my mum has a couple of piles of the fan magazine type thing she got every month full of x-files fanfic, her letters are printed in a couple, someones printer was working overtime to make these things cause they are chunky a4 bricks held together by hope, which is to say this is really cute

[dumbest moron you'll see this week voice] signal is not secure because the government has backdoors. i use a private discord instead

trans women are so cool and my feed is awesome

What if i was bored and you anonymously sent me questions, what then? ngl.link/beaniemoth

cute puppyboy is waiting patiently for you to come play fetch

good puppies like to lie on the floor by your desk as you game waiting patiently for tummy scritches

me messaging all my friends at the same time every morning but it's just this image

the eternal struggle

anyone looking to adopt a puppyboy? will perform tricks for treats 🐶💞

wait but if im puppy....and they're puppy....who's holding the lead?!?!?!?

she looks so done with everything, just wants to be freed from her moomin prison so she can cause trouble somewhere

warning: twink puppyboys on your timeline may be closer then they appear

extremely fuckable pumpkin spice latte

arf arf?

having different like....versions of me in one brain is wild cause I very rarely sense the change as it happens but then ill look at what ive been up too and be like wtf was wrong with whoever was piloting the last 2 days