THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

me calling the pet store: why is my friggin frog straight

Asking for directions🚀🌠

𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖗 🥀 2026

lmao

in progress..

are you even inured to the horrors bro

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

The genocide is ongoing. Don't stop talking about Palestine.

They did a 10th anniversary edition of my favourite book and it’s such an improvement on the old cover 💚 I will buy this book 100 times quite happily haha

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Casually crumbles into dust

I got the promotion ….but it won’t kick in until April 🙃

FedEx try not to be complete failures challenge: impossible, apparently

He cannot stop being a failure, Jesus Christ GO AWAY

Enjoyed the latest Knives Out film (finally) bc you can always get me with Catholicism but also I want to climb Samson (an angel)

Having to listen to the head of our team extoll the virtues of copilot during meetings would be unbearable were it not for one other informed member of our team privately messaging me the phrase “kill me now”

This is devastating. One of my favourite games of the year, To a T is a beautiful slice-of-life narrative with some of the best disability messaging I’ve seen in games. Please play it!

Glazed and covered in rocks 👍

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

I thought I was doing ok, but this week/weekend has been diabolical 🙃

She’s not finished yet, but she looking cute (just needs a varnish)

Man i love how crazy this is like this is the extreme absurd answer to who would be the worst person to invite to the set of your kids show just chefs kiss no sense allowed on the production under jkr a whole show made in a reality warped bubble

Let’s gooooooooo

Potentially ruined my chances of getting promoted, bc someone involved in the process ratted me out to my line manager for replying frankly to a problematic email (that pissed others off too), and I got a smack on the wrist for it this morning 🙃

People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

I was not meant to hang curtains

Does anyone else consistently tell the moon that they love it or is that just me

On the Way to Winter (2025) Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...

For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.

I haven’t written properly for a long while and it is eating me. All I’ve managed for months are a few melodramatic poems, where you can be obtuse as you like and it still counts! Poetry only comes to me in sadness though.

It makes me feel insane seeing fundamental rights overturned with zero resistance and little more than a shrug from many

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

For my newsletter, I wrote about that college essay scandal that's gone viral and what everyone is seeming to miss: It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!! www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...

Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough

Regret (Too Much), a 2 act play

(crying) you know what. fuck you

Really love the script for Last Crusade. Great read here.

Turns up 30mins late to the Sunday morning run club 👍👍 great start

Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇

Time to watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead again 🫡

A controversial opinion in the UK: having a standard emails job then sitting in a house you bought for a song and watching it rise exponentially in value due to political choices that have nothing to do with you is not it fact “working very hard to get what you have”

Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.

Spent a long time looking at variants of this before realising it was completely within my wheelhouse to just make it myself.